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>>36954563
its funny that you can see past all the bullshit of modern women and normalfags yet you still believe that there are such things as "fembots".

>>36954621
it's more of a transcendental hope, every fem'bot' i have spoken to has just been a failed stacy, but i hold out hope against better reason.

>>36954563

>an abridged version of the communist manifesto

it's literally a pamphlet

>>36954546
Oh, I don't know. The corner store where I live is out of stock.

>>36954596
Asian girls are plentiful though

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>>36954663
if there was one around my age and interested in me then i prob wouldn't be here

>>36954534
tfw smart but bad at math

I may be bad at math but I know OP + Penis = Faggot

hurr I'm good with numbers
it's useless, name 1 time when you'll need to use advanced math in your everyday life.

>>36954492
He's not good looking, though?

>>36954492

>immediately suspect he's a manlet
>google search him
>5'7

I tittered.

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>>36954506
Stop coping. He's top-tier Chad material.

Are you using the weed to treat a physical or mental health issue? If so, quitting cold turkey might not be the best option. But the best option might also not be going to a psychiatrist, because psychiatric medications are barely regulated and have far more and more extreme side effects than weed (for example, most antidepressants have been shown to have a causal relationship to suicide--a strong link between weed and suicide hasn't been established).

If you are using the weed to deal with a physical or mental health issue, maybe you could switch to CBD oil. It doesn't get you high but many people still find it helpful for chronic pain, ADD, etc.

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>>36954411
Bro, My life has gone to shit since i quit smoking weed. I am plagued by terrible dreams that wake me up sweating. I have no desire to eat food, even pizza. I have no energy and I cant get myself to lift a weight or do some pushups. I am not skinny though, i am worse...skinny-fat. I lost all of my friends because i they only like me when im smoking, fuck,.

I quit in mid-February and this is still hell for me. I do not tell you this to discourage you. But i will relate. I am going to monitor this thread so i can get some answers too. thanks for posting, anon.

>>36955923

my problem is that I can't be productive while high, and I smoke so much that a join barely gets me going

I need to quit and only smoke on weekends or so, its too much

I just wish being sober weren't as awful as it is

Rem might be a little stubborn and persistent, but what makes you think he's dumb

>>36954413
>what makes you think he's dumb
if only you knew

>>36954389
"quick i got btfo'd in my last thread, better make another"
you need to stop conversing with yourself and get help rem

I wanna say D but I feel like that answer only scratches the surface.

>>36954379
>a) my parents
Where do you think my personality comes from?

>>36954399
A and D are the same retard

You're probably above a 6 already

>>36954376
Smile ya goof.

a wig

>>36954367
Your own fault for falling for the relationship meme in this day and age. Sorry. Just chalk it up as a learning experience and move on.

Next time don't be surprised bud. If you think you ever find a nice girl to marry and have kids with think again. The new culture propagated by mass media has assured that any female born after ~1970 WILL sleep around, she will lie to you about it and these are her rights as a modern female.
Just thank your lucky star that you didn't get her bitch ass knocked up or else she'd have your cash your kid AND be fucking a new guy in your face. This is the cucked existence for males in the new millennium

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>>36954405
Fuck me I devoted so much time, not even sure what I did wrong she just blocked me on everything.
>>36954480
What a nightmare, she actually wanted me to get her pregnant we are both 21 and wouldn't mind a kid. women suck. I haven't talked to another girl besides her in a couple years. I have no idea how to even flirt anymore

runner's high doesn't real

>>36954364
Sometimes. I usually have to push myself to actually get a decent high from it, but I do feel better in general when I've gone for a run recently.

I used to but i dont run anymore

>>36954362
A-alright, Just p-please be gentle

>>36954362
Only if you stick it up my ass.
Also, prostitution is an easier option.

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>>36954362
And where's your gun faggot?

>>36954289
i dont like /mu/

I'm a mutant but most of the board has shit taste desu

>>36954289
i used to be, im too lazy to listen to all the new music these days though

Sigma. No doubt.

somewhere between omega and gamma

>>36954257
Gamma-omega

>>36954158
already deadlifting 245 pound dumbass

Already benchpressing 246 lbs dumbass

Because i am scrawny and cant gain weight

Do you want my Art Angels poster

>>36954094
honestly, how do you find a good escort? ive thought about it but i really dont wanna end up with a crackwhore, a undercover cop, or find myself at the end of some pimp's gun.

i just wanna know what it feels like to have sex

>>36954094
Everyone who tells the story cites the same reason. Phantom peer pressure.

You can't risk saying you're a male virgin over 18 and expecting to have anybody respect you.

I've actually barefaced told people I'm a virgin at 20something and they didn't fucking believe me. I'm glad I'm cool with it, because if not I'd be going insane.