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Do you think calling me a "nigger" is funny?
My people's blood is behind that word.
You are physically degrading me by using that word and if you ever say it within my public vicinity I'll personally enact justice on behalf of my ancestors
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>>36954915
avatar fagging is a bannable offense niggerjew faggot
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>>36954915
nigger

bloxxjxjxmalx
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Thanks for the 5 seconds I won't get back

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ITT: Abnormal things you collect.

I like to collect gifs of this particular skeleton I find on the internet. Any additions would be welcome.
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That's pretty cool, OP. I also enjoy John Karel's GIFs. I don't know if you follow him online but here's his Tumblr account:
http://jjjjjjjjjjohn.tumblr.com
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>>36954993
thank you based post I can now complete my collection
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Pictures of squirrels with pizza

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You wish your head was this shiny
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Kek look at those proportions.
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>>36954857
Fucking hell wrong with you lmao
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>>36954884
Don't fucking kek at my dick.
Suck it or something. Jesus. Fucking normie.

What would happen if parents treated sex as a taboo subject to their children?

For example, there would be no discussion of crushes, relationships or anything remotely sexual even between siblings. What would they be like as a child, as a teenager and finally as an adult?

Would they think sex is dirty and feel guilty for their feelings? I'm asking because I came from this kind of family. Me and my siblings are all adults but none of us have ever brought a partner home or even mentioned a partner.
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>>36954822
Isnt that normal? What kind of hippy scum did you grow up with?
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>>36954855
Well no, I mean none of us even know each other's sexuality. Don't normal families know this sort of shit?
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Easy. Be a devout Christian

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I won't tell you again.
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>>36954813
Haircut wasn't to your liking?
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>>36954813
Hi anon, how are you? Would you please explain this graph to me?
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>>36954813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

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>Female wants to look up something on your phone

"What? Why not Anon? Are you hiding porn or something"
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This happened to me just today
>Oneitis: can I look up *blank* on your phone
>Me: No
>Conversation ends
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yes, i am. i dont want you looking at my porn. use your own phone.
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>Stacey found the don vito burlesque sketches :(

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>be blackbot
>want an Asian gf

Why Asian women so much better than black women?
https://youtu.be/ADTF7ZOKj0k
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Cause any woman is better than a black woman.
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>be puerto ricanbot
>Want the same
>Already have black gf

All i want is one taste of pure Korean or Japanese please
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is this what gweilos and hakgweis consider a beautiful asian? lmao yall blind

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The Earth is 4.543billionyears old but somehow you were born just in time to read this.

I hope you have a wonderful day, Anon. I hope all yours days are wonderful. And just remember when life's got you down that no matter what, you will get up again. Even if it takes you a while!

Go get 'em, champ!
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>>36954740
Thanks anon, I needed that today
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Rape murder God
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>>36954740
>born just in time to experience this schizophrenics nightmare that is currently earth
>things probably wouldn't be so bad almost literally anytime previously
Thanks OP

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Do girls below 5'5 automatically assume dudes 5'8+ are big guys and cant tell the difference? There are these qt girls in my class like this and I want them
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>>36954739
As long as you're taller than the girl, you're good.
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>>36954795
This but you also have to have good facial structure and not be a sperg
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>>36954739
That's some really wishful thinking there OP LMAOOOO

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Has anyone else noticed that these """"fembots"""" are actually just rosties trying to get a quick boost in confidence. it's starting to piss me off how blind people on this board are.
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Only the deserving will get real compliments.

Robot, robot, on my board, who is fairest rosie of us all?
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is it really starting to piss you off? we've been pissed off for years. women's intentions when posting in this board are crystal clear.
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>>36954704
no, most women who post here, regardless of whether theyre attractive or not, will receive attention solely because of their slit. none of them deserve compliments.

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God I hate niggerdogs
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realtalk I got a pitbull named Scarface Corleone and he da realest little nigga
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I have a golden retriever
the purest kind of dogfriend
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I hate all fucking dogs. Every night I have to listen to 5 pomeranians bark for literally no fucking reason. All night. every night.

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>bleeding from ass right now
What the fuck do I do I can't go to a doctor
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Prepare for the end, I guess
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>>36954636
If it's a decent amount coming out at a steady rate then call 911, rectal bleeding will fucking kill you if it isn't stopped.
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>>36954636
IS THE BLOOD RED OR BLACK IF RED YOU'VE JUST GOT ASS PROBLEMS IF BLACK SEEK IMMEDIATE HELP

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I masturbate too frequently
I lose count of how many times I think of suicide in one day
I constantly daydream of ways the world would be that wouldn't make me depressed
I always come back to the conclusion that I'd be depressed no matter what
I forget what I believe constantly (mentioned above)
I'm anxious just ordering food on the phone
I always feel like I'm being a burden in social situations
I feel way too privileged to be depressed
I hate myself for that

Thanks blog
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I know exactly this feel bro. It's like I want to die but there's no after life so what's the point.
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>>36955300
lol what are you, a 16 year old emo kid?

If you feel nothing in life, bad shit can still happen.

If there's no afterlife you still just feel nothing, but there's no bad things its a simple equation
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>>36955336
No I'm 20. My little sister died. Shit sucks

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Before anything, lemme say this: I am not a ''''''robot''''' I'm a female (20) and my brother who is a loser who does nothing in his life told me to go to this place to ask anything, since you people are just degenerates and we are anonymous here

Basically, I have a very healthy relationship with my bf (21), recently we agreed after we got drunk to have a threesome with a close friend of ours ( my best friend )

We only had 2 rules, the first one would be, he would give us both the same time and he followed

But he came inside her instead of me, and that was the second rule

I could not believe, the worst thing is they both looked at my eyes while they were cumming and I was just there froozen fingering myself without knowing what to do

The scene of seeing him dominate and make her his woman in front of me gave me so many emotions I cannot describe it right now

After we were done, I was ready to kill him, but then he kissed me and told that he loved me and I just melted like a stupid bitch

I honestly thinking he is considering doing that again, how do I prevent that? should I cheat on him back? I'm so mad right now
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>>36954593
youre retarded if you cheat back on him
it wont do you any good if you do
just end it
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>>36954593
Say you don't want to do it again or that it was a one time thing
Dumbass
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Go ask >>>/adv/ also my advice is to break up.

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>mfw the normals think I'm going to let them get away with it
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Get away with what? They did nothing wrong.

It's God's fault.
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>>36954582
>I need an excuse to post satania holding the stupid devil shopping channel gun the post
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>>36954582
>TFW you wait years until they've all but forgotten you

Revenge, sweet sweet revenge.

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