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>>36955325
it's supposed to bring attention to other, more worthwhile people who are in pain from involuntary social rejection

but it never will, no one wants anything to do with me, no one will ever reply to my texts, i neeed to kill myself killmuyselfKILL MYSELF RIGHJT FJOUCKING NOWS

99% sure NO ONE does this.

Yes, they would do a suicide attempt for attention, but no one would actually kill themselves just for attention.

>>36955357
Just stop being ugly, DUMBASS

That's pretty much what browsing this board is like sometimes.

>>36955308
I guess it's funny when it's not directed at you. It just pisses me off because my life is already shit and I wanted to blow off some steam at the park and it just ended up pissing me off more.

>>36955363
Pro tip: carry a nice sized rock in your pocket (with a slingshot if you need distance) and hurl it at their car, i started doing this when normies couldn't just leave me alone on my nightwalks, got 3 cars this year so far, dented some faggots side door and knocked out 2 windows, one side and one back window, just make sure you're fast on your feet and know the area so you can have escape routes, the most satisfying time was when i was riding my bike and some dude in a truck pulled up beside me talking shit, i knocked his side mirror off with my palm and sped off.

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>>36955289
Bro. I feel you. I am having problems losing weight lately too. I just ate 5 cigarettes and a little ceasers pizza. Maybe we can do some type of workout? How about we do some pushups and core exercises like planks? If you do it, I will do it. I will wait in this thread til you respond.

>>36955571
I didnt eat the cigarettes. That was a mistake of typing

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>>36955289
>and a yogurt

>>36955245
layson's a stand-up comedian and has life on easy mode by sole virtue of being black in a small town so i'd say he's doing pretty good

>>36955245
smokes heroin, usually homeless, steals from his own parents(i probably would too if they were my parents) always asking for rides because he's like 25 and has no car and a suspended license but whenever we try to hang out with him he gets high and ignores us and then passes out

>>36955245
They were called "the unknown" and that's what they ended up as. One's going to uni, the others are wasting away smoking pot constantly. Their last 'gig' was at a restaurant where they paid $300 to rap there, only got about 12 people to come for $5 a piece, they wasted lots of money.

They were meanies so I don't care what happens to them

>Sora no Method

I'll be your bf

I guess this is how I die then, huh. So be it.

>>36955228
>literally the opposite is true
>taking it in the pooper raises the risk of prostate cancer

So what's the next Nintendo hit?

>>36955213
>I miss Iwata. ;__;
Why? That faggot was part of the problem, those old foagies couldn't adapt to a changing video game industry and almost destroyed Nintendo

Even still, the switch honestly is not that great, even if it will do ok financially. It's because of these old Japanese miracle era holdovers who don't know how to change. They are living on the coat tails of the past

>>36955237
They don't really make hits anymore. BOTW sucked ass. I have very little optimism for Super Mario Odyssey.

>Aryan and white are separate ratings

Honestly I was going to steal it but go on.

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>>36955207
OP... That's cool, I guess...

you sound like you belong in MIT or ITT tech

all the while none of them would look at you irl =)

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>stacy kills herself
>muh no warning signs and so happy
>go to her funeral
>take podium unannounced
>slit throat
>bleed out with smile on face
>mortify audience
>people have to call ambulance
>spend rest of funeral taking my body out
>cemetary buries stacy and family dgaf
>successfully nigger her post mortem

I still love you belinda

>>36955233
Fucking normie whores, we won't be loved when we die

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>>36955149
>when some faggot whines about normal things that normies do

>>36955141
But dark circles are attractive why would you want to get rid of them?

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>>36955398
This. They're /fa/ as fuck
How do I grow mine? Successive sleepless nights don't seem to work anymore

>>36955938
>>36955398
It looks hot on girls but it makes guys look like beta bitches

>>36955052
a-are those taste bude?

Looks like you've (reposted 4chins image) got a bad case of pearly penile palpules.
Good thing you can get them lasered out

My penis doesn't talk back and does what's it's told when I choke it.

I'm sorry friend about your mom. What led you to gain so much weight? What jobs have you worked? What's your daily diet?

>>36955023
Do you have any plans to try and lose some of the weight?
Do you like your current situation or does it depress you?
What would you like to do if you were healthy?

How tall are you?

originold0

Because you're used to male lap dogs and never encountered someone with my iq.

Where's my coffee? You didn't serve me coffee.

I find you to be presumptuous and judgemental by what you just asked me.

As my interviewer I could understand what you're trying to imply, but don't you think it will leave a bad rap on my part?

I would honestly hit her with a chair if she said that to me.

what if its a black person.

>>36955002
I'll stop after this one

FUCK you Dostoevsky. I am the underground man, motherfucker. I have 300 confirmed shitposts. I emotionally torture prostitutes just for fun. Watch out, kiddo, I am in the secret police. And I am coming for you.

>Implying I'm EVER going to get a girlfriend
>Implying I'm not going to fuck prostitutes every week when I make decent cash

Electrical engineer 120k/yr no gf

>bsc in botany
>own gigantic greenhouse passed on to me by late professor
>grow weed in it

so what were you saying about stem fags again?

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>>36954977
I recently decided on getting my bachelor's in International Business and it was the best choice I've made in college. I personally think that college is a waste of money, but for me without it I know I would find myself working the same retail job for a decade because I have no meaning.

You learn a decent amount about entrepreneurship and marketing while also learning a foreign language. On top of that, for me there was enough wiggle room in my schedule by the end I get to put a few more interesting classes (ASL, film) in between to keep me interested. By the end, you have an incredibly useful BA that can be used both here and in other countries.

Or, you could be another FUCKING computer science fag

>>36954977
>What do I go to college for? I have no dreams nor ambitions but need a degree to make some good dough.

Sounds like you should major in chemistry

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>>36955044
Yea but did you find a worthwhile job and make bank?