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>>36956155
> be early March
> hop on the scale for that monthly check
> oh no! I'm 145 pounds now!
> start eating healthier and exercising
> yesterday, hop on scale
> 135 now

I love being skinny :).

>eating a bunch of frozen pizzas and maybe like 10 oreos a day all week
>scared to check weight
>down from 163 to 158

>>36956155
learn to cook with them and make nice flavorful meals

>>36956141
sounds like a you problem, my dude

just be more like me and get pussy bro

>>36956141
Same here. I'm starting to contemplate forcing a girl to take my virginity

>Dad asks me why I'm never interested in girls and if I'm gay
>"I'm a loser no girl would want"
>"o-oh"

>>36956063
that only works on stupid teenage slav girls in nowheresville Russia

>>36956063
>Any of you boys doing the Blue Whale Challenge?
What's that

>>36956120
suicide game for edgy teens

i would personally choose an actual rope you can just buy one at lowes

>>36956013
spinal injuries
if you don't die, you've got a long, bendy road ahead of you, buddy

An extension cord will most likely break.

If you want it to be painless, you MUST leap off something to snap your neck. Standing on a chair and kicking the chair and leaving yourself hanging like that will be extremely painful. You will be struggling for about a minute before you pass out. I tried it for one second and it was agony.

>>36955976
I don't Orgkjdjdk

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>>36955976
No one is going to see it so why even worry?

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I'm working on mang

I'm your bf now, it works.

No you mentally ill transtrender.

The only people who know what that shirt means are a bunch of fat neckbeard weebs, is that who you want as a bf?

Fun fact that you should spread around.
Women fart 75% more than men.

>>36955959
what are girls doing for guys other than being a dick pocket?

>doesn't close the second quotation marks
triggered

>>36955945
Of course it's a woman not able to mind her own damn business. Fuck women

no seriously no one has a clue?

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>>36955945

It's called

G @ N G S T @ L K 1 N G


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl68KipxeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H125mQzXJXQ

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>>36955941
Probably not but maybe try and make out with her a little tomorrow and see if shes into it?

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>>36955941
try flirting with her you will get your answer by her reaction.
>tfw no sister that writes about you in her diary

Nigga just got done watching breaking bad where Hank finds the chemists diary and wanted to LARP on r9k hahaha

probably someone the same race as I am

but fuck that is THICC

>>36955915
Well my ideal gf:
>curious and enjoy the idea of exploring the unknown
>open minded and questioning
>understand and enjoy the escapism of Anime/Manga and video games
>aware of the potential of computers and the internet and thus very interested in them
>be unsatisfied by living an average Joe uninteresting life
>hacker mentality
>wants to have fun
>wild imagination
>good sense of humor
>somewhat impulsive
>can lead a conversation
>happy to rule the internet with me

Since that person doesn't exist:
>2D
>tsundere loli


>failed normie robots have nothing to post since their answer is just sex

incidentally, op, my ideal gf is megumin

>>36955880
For the ignorant, that dark shit is a blood clot.

>>36955880
What the fuck did you do to yourself anon?

Are you the fat guy with a fucking ass wound that won't stop bleeding?

>>36955867
Is she a big fan of sailor moon? If she isn't it wouldn't be a good gift. What does she like? If you don't know what she likes just give her some money.

>>36955867
thought that was a sailor moon themed dildo

get her a BB gun or something

>>36955867
Send that to me anon... I would use it on my ass

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>>36955849

Contributing a little to a good thread. Just woke up, want some morning tea but not sure I have the energy for the 20 step walk over to the bathroom to get water.

I don't have anything to contribute but I'm always on comfy mode just me and my birds watching the morning sun run across my room as I listen to piano music, I deeply recommend soft piano music for people who stress the night before and have time just to stare at there ceiling

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>>36956973
>morning sun

Where in the world are you? It's overcast here this morning.

Even though it's small, uncut and dirty, it looks visually appealing due to the contrast of your dark washed jeans.

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my, my, he's not even a normalfag

what are you fuckin gay

>>36955826

It is a real penis and a lot of women multilate their bodies just in the hopes of having a fleshy appendage that even looks like one.

>>36955817
My sister's have been through enough and it would destroy them. Still family but still its my reason.

Whats the point of killing myself
we all die eventually, im not in a rush.

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>>36955817
Through sheer luck I had sex with a girl and im hoping I can luck myself into another girls pants again in life. Basically waiting for that to happen