What dating site is most likely to land me a virgin wife?
>>36957169
Bumble it worked for me
>>36957169
A catholic dating site
>>36957196
>implying catholic girls aren't all whores
and I say this as a catholic. I've been meaning to talk to a priest about how screwed I would be if I converted to a more hardline religion
Just had breakfast, already hungry again, guess brunch comes early today.
It's all good though since I bought some extra brownies,
I'll just eat those and then have the rest when actual brunch arrives
>>36957139
probably should eat some real food instead of sugar and carbs
>>36957139
A second breakfast once a day is literally not that bad.
You don't eat breakfast and brunch you fat fuck.
Even CIA has a black girlfriend. What are you waiting for?
>>36957123
is CIA your nickname for rand paul ?
I don't get to bring friends
>>36957123
Inter-race zionist meme.
Proud sage.
at this very moment how many do you think is lurking at /r9k/ ? I'd say less than 50 people.
Wrong, it's just be and you buddy. What do you want to talk about?
well supposedly theres 205,641 browsing the site altogether so, i dunno your probably right
Don know but In here
So I'm a NEET and by brother managed to get me an interview at his firm.
Since my brother is really respected in the company, I'm basically all but guaranteed to get the job.
I just have to control my autism and awkwardness for a telephone interview and an in person interview and the job is mine.
My brother even said they won't ask me difficult questions
I honestly don't know if I can do it. What should I do guys?
>>36957082
Don't be autistic. It's pretty simple.
do a practice run with somebody
>>36957132
But how?
I always tell myself this, I always tell myself to be confident. But when I actually get to the interview it just consumes me.
How the fuck do I leave my small town for a big city?
>never been on vacation
>never had friends
>can't have hobbies
>never been to the beach
>never been to a party
Find a school in a big city that you can go to. Use that as an excuse to anchor yourself in the city. Get a job while in school so that after you graduate you are able to stay.
DO NOT GO TO THE CITY
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A NORMIE
Remember, city people all voted for Hillary
>>36957062
Don't.
I've done it, I came crawling back after city life had its way with me.
How do I fix this robots?
Don't know what I did
right click desktop, Display settings, Change orientation to landscape
alt, ctrl, arrow key
>>36957058
why dont you message me anymore cooper ;(
i thought we are friends
>tfw when you look up the bitches from your school and they are all knocked up
>visit home town
>the queen bitch stacy from your class is working as a clerk in some shitty store
>completely lost her looks
>a tired used up slut
>tfw you pay for your merchandise with a smile
>one of the guys you went to high school with married a chick with the same name as you
fuck unisex names
>that asshole from your school that died in a car accident
Enjoying hell senpai?
The Frogs and Feels Tavern is back and now open for business, sorry for being away so long.
Promo offers for Thursday night :
Fireball shots: $5.00.
Jameson on the rocks: $1.99.
Moscow Mule: $5.00
Any Martini: $4.00
PBR: $2
>>36957013
ill have a whopper meal
>>36957093
We have a menu
I feel like I'll never be good at anything because I'm bad at math
>I'll take the usual vodka on the rocks
Okay so I've been thinking, if autism could be used to find a fucking flag in the middle of nowhere why can't it be used to mobilize the disillusioned neets of the US? Most of us have a ton of the same problems
>no passion for any field
>little to no experience
>little to no money
>debt or lack of college education (or useless education but let's stay positive)
>twenty somethings
>a willing to work on the condition that it will lead to independence and fulfillment
It can't be that hard to figure out if we collectively tackle this. All we have to do is figure out
>Best place to move
>How to move on limited funds
>How to live there while being jobless and broke
It will definitely change depending on our long term goals, but hell let's at least do something. I'm sure most of us wouldn't mind leaving our hometowns behind to spend a few years working a job that could lead somewhere.
Or is the dream really that dead? I'm willing to give this one last shot before I quit for good.
I know some of you fuckers are clinging desperately to hope. Don't vanish on me just yet.
What exactly are you suggesting? Please elaborate.
>>36957333
I'm suggesting we work together to find a way out of this damn mess of an economy we've been born into. There has to be some area of the country doing well and maybe we could move there. We could also try and find ways to deal woth being broke and transportation. We're a group of people who has been helped by few to none so why not help each other out? Life's not so scary when you're with someone else. Even if it's just a fellow awkward robot.
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKSLk-zNpc
>putting a bunch of animals in a tiny little space
>b-but we give them food and water and its on the grass and dirt
People are fucking dumb. What do you expect? These animals don't give a fuck about your human emotional shit.
I feel nothing from this OP. Nothing but baka at more human stupidity.
>>36957264
this
that being said I'd bust out the .22 and make some stew out of that fucker that night
rabbit did jack shit and that thing got rekt
>look up people I knew from high school
>literally all them are losers
>can't find a single persons from my graduating class who amounted to anything
>tfw I'm almost a millionaire from crypto
I feel weird about this
Crypto isn't real until you have cash in your bank account and not some digital wallet.
>>36956934
I thought LARPing was meant for /biz/?
>>36956934
>mfw find out the cute and innocent girls wound up pregnant during high school
>one of my bullies killed his mother two years ago
>mum found my cum container
did she drink it ?
Did you drink it to show that it wasn't cum?
>mom found the diaper dungeon
Robot music thread
Anyone here listen to Tool?
No.
Drowning Pool > Tool
>>36956891
Gib reasoning
Search bvdub the art of dying alone on YouTube. Thank me later.
>tfw Alexander the great was leading armies and building the greatest empire the world had ever known when he was in his late teens
>Tfw julius ceasar had fought many battles, gained power in Rome, and became an influential orator by his early twenties
>Tfw Mozart wrote his first symphony when he was eight, and was a massive success and musical genius from childhood
>Tfw Genghis Khan was hunting to survive when he was twelve and saved his wife and killed many men when he was sixteen, and was a great leader and ruler by his early twenties
>Tfw Napoleon rose through the ranks and became a general at age 24
And all I've done is jack off, play video games, and post on a Tajikistani child molester forum. Is there any hope for us? Are we destined to the dustbins of history?
>>36956842
blame the jews and the huge increase in population
It was all probably faked.
History can be all fake.
Everyone is destined to the dustbin of history, they're all dead with no memory of their achievements, everyone loses when they die.