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I just want another anon to ejaculate in my dick. Just press the tip of your dick on mine with the entrance of our urethras aligned and fill my bladder with your cum please. If you could also kick me in the balls really hard after filling me with your superior cum it would be nice desu.
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>>36961734
I just want you to lose weight and move out of your mom's house
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>>36961748
I'm 105lbs for 5'4" and live alone, what else?
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>>36961734
ok anon that sounds really good, where do u want 2 meet?
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Sorry wagie looks like Stacey still only wants buff Chads even if they don't make money.
Too bad you'll never get a awkward Neet gf because you are to busy at work to browse for them
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>>36961729
A NEET girlfriend is just a housewife.
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>>36961729
I wanna fug that smug
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this is one of the more stupid wage bait threads nice try mr autism neet loser
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>INTP is the second most compatible type
Is this some kind of sick joke?
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>INFP
>matching with other INFPs
lel no, an INFPxINFP relationship is fucking depressing because all you do is wallow in feels and compete over whose feels are worse
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>>36961717
>INTP
Yeah I can pretty much be friends with anyone
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Why are ExTJ ideal matches for INTP?
Extroverted people stress me out
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What the hell is wrong with me?
When I'm really turned on I can get off to the thought of my boyfriend having sex with someone else and forcing me to watch. And I just regret it right after cumming, how can I stop thinking about it? I don't want him to think a disgusting cuck.
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>>36961668
Don't worry, anon, wanting this is completely natural.
When you really think about it, cuckoldry is THE intellectual man's fetish.
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>>36961684
Fuck off. I know it'll cause trouble because I'm not usually fine with someone cheating on me.
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How about not regretting it. You don't have to tell him anything about it. But you can't just stop thinking about something. The way to get over it is to embrace the thought in your head in all its depravity until it no longer bothers you. Also, you could find out how he feels about it by bringing it up subtly, as in, talking about somebody else.
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how do you feel about benzos?
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phenibut > benzos
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Took 20 .5 mg k-pins once and blacked out.
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>>36961633
Cut off from my Valium recently, I'm fucking pissed
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For all the small dicked losers like me, this should be the only way you masturbate.
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>>36961544
Fuck off with this faggotery.
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>>36961566
no, anon. fuck ON
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>>36961544
Sure. Are you gonna buy me all that shit tho
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>Be me 19
>In college
>All my friends are off last period
>Im on my own sitting next to 2 girls (one of them is a qt)
>We start talking about Tv shows
>We start talking about 13 reasons why
>I talk about what annoyed me the most about the series
>They start talking about what characters they found the most attractive
>They tell me they found clay kinda attractive (Idk why he looks average af) and that I kinda look like him
>They say I'm actually quite good looking
>They ask me If I think they're good looking
>Autismengaged.exe
>Panic
>Say I don't know because I'm gay (I'm not)
>They look shocked
>Next day they tell everyone I'm gay
>tfw everyone thinks I'm gay
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thanks for the laff OP. you fucked up. but try try again
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pack up and move to mexico
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>>36961538
just shrug it off and say you said it cause you wanted to let them down lightly cause they were ugly bitches
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Is PUBG the objective game of the year?
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Post this on /v/ I don't wanna see your gay video game shit
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>>36961534
Markiplier tier trash. If you buy early access games you should be killed.
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>>36961551
v gets triggered because it's roughly 1000x more popular than whatever weebshits getting shilled 24/7. Literally one post is all it takes.
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Who Chad here?
parameters to join:
>must have been called cute or handsome by at-least 4 women other than your mother of course
>Must have had strangers (female) start conversation with you
>must get looks from qt when you swagger down the street
>Must be '511''+
>must have some killer abs
>must rock a sweet cut
>must not give a shit
>must have a 7+ hard cock
>must have atleast 12 tinder matches
>must "want your space"
>must smell like pinewood and dirt
>must wear the hottest fasion
>must have some colones in your closet
>must be the talk of the town
>must swagger like your hot and you know it
If you do not meet the criteria there is no need to apply
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am i only chad if i tick ALL the boxes? cause i got the majority but i dont want to be chad
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>>36961517
he has such dry skin
how
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His hair looks like a bunch of poopsicles
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How come I can't feel emotions for other beings easily? Like when my dog dies it's sort of 'meh', a vague sadness, but there are more dogs in the sea. I'm not a psychopath and I don't like to see people or animals getting hurt but at the same time I feel more emotions watching a sad movie than I do for anything else.
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>>36961499
It's normal for most men, only cucks and utter betas would cry or feel sad over such worthless things. I felt more emotions when at some point I wasn't turned on by porn anymore.
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>>36961499
Maybe you're a narcissist? The defining feature of narcissism is a lack of empathy.
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>>36961656
I feel like a dog dying should trigger some pretty strong emotions though? Maybe.
>>36961678
No, I get anxious and when I'm wrong I apologise to people. Just never seem to be to get too invested in them.
>tfw too shy to post art online
i can't even make friends online ;_;
do any artfags here know this feel
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Sounds like a rough life
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Is that yours?
Meh i've seen better, but don't give up ok?
Smile and the force will alway be with you.
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>>36961480
>tfw stream my drawing every day for past week
>still get nervous when someone pops their head in
i have no idea how to go about it either
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Please stop asking for petty things.
We are not going to be friends
you use suicide to get attention. Wasted energy but it seems like you still have some
If you really wanted to kill yourself you would have done it already
Don't mention me either when you're humoring yourself on r9k. It's inconvenient for me
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also stop bothering people
just kill yourself
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Have a happy and original birthday!
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>>36961414
>>36961460
p-please keep bullying me desu~
anyone wanna make a fake skype profile and pretend o be a grill so i can show it to my brother so the claims im not 25 khv will hold water?
you can say things like "had a great time with you at the movies" or that "sunset was beautiful" so him and my stepdad leave me the fuck alone?
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>>36961329
i'll do it if you pay me. $25 per hour. i can get my sister in on it so its a real voice.
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>>36961362
25$? kinda steep dontcha think?
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>>36961329
I might be able to do that for you
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>tfw job as a mall cop
Fucking normies, stop kissing in public
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pol blort: male cup haha
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/pol/blart mall cuck
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peep beep meme faggot
>bad tooth is finally starting to constantly hurt
>had one removed in january
the fucking ride never ends
pic related, january
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Cucks with dental problems are genetically inferior to people like me who have all teeth in adulthood
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>>36961355
did it cross your mind that some people dont take proper care of their teeth? genetics has nothing to do with it. whatever makes you feel better though you sperg
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>>36961413
Wisdom teeth are a different story. Sure they are prone to cavitation if you have genetically inferior weak enamel which is determined by genes but they are mostly removed due to them growing in sideways and painfully, due to your genetics.