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It's a sign they're uncomfortable/bored.

They actually want you bad but the only way to do this without seeming like a sperglord is to lean in for a kiss without saying anything. Girls like being surprised by a man's confidence

>>36962938
Depends on whether you're ugly or not broseph.

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>>36962913
>rem
>ever
shoot yourself

>>36962937
I swear I don't watch this anime , this is the only hairstyle I could find that looked like the cute boy

>>36962963
okie i'm sorry dutchanon

>>36962880
someone reply to my thread please

>>36962880
u have to do this to get a better job in the future u lazy fuck

What is your job and how long do you have to work?

>19 yo
>collegefag
>literally 1 friend but he hates me for leading him on
>socially retarded
>black grill
>fat
>kv

any hope for me bros?

I've always wanted to go to those american style colleges where you live in dorms and have parties and that.

But I would probably just end up like the robots eho go to college and don't talk to anyone but their roommates.

It would still be an experience though.

>>36962875
You're only twenty, don't focus on what Chads are doing because they're not absolute standards and it's okay to be the way you're in your age. Challenge yourself socially, leave your comfort zone and you'll have great Chad potential.

>>36962861
you should
chad is better than you if he could get her and he will be able to satisfy her
thats what you can't do

>>36962861
If you do it, livestream it please.

>having a oneitis

Are robots generally 12-18 years old?

How do you not grow out of that "oneitis" bullshit by the time you are an adult?
Grow up.

>>36962690
What's with the picture on the wall?

Looks like someone about to put their head up someones ars

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So...

Would you? Originally of course

>>36962690
>non self-aware autist makes a fool of himself in front of normalcattle
>they put it online, forever, for other normalcattle to laugh too

fuck this gay earth

>>36962647
>I love stretching big bald men's asses and filling them with cum. Ask any question you like
Bump

>>36962647
How big is your dick?
Can you post pics plz?
How much money would I have to pay you to have you live with me and treat me as your personal onahole?

>>36964282
>How big is your dick?
7 inch
>Can you post pics plz?
No
>How much money would I have to pay you to have you live with me and treat me as your personal onahole?
$ 3000 a month

>>36962625
I have it. Every once in a while I meet somebody else with it and it's a cool connection.

I saw Iggy Pop on an album cover back when I cared about it and recognised the way he was standing, turns out he has it and he doesn't give a fuck. He's almost always shirtless. Usain Bolt has it too.

I'm ottermode and have a gf who doesn't give a shit so it doesn't get me down. I don't know what I'm trying to say.

>>36962761
Do you know the degree of the curve? I got completely JUST'ed in my teens and shot up from 5'10 to 6'3 pretty fast, the curve is at 78 degrees now.

>>36962801
I can't remember, it was a long time ago I got my scans. A year apart the degree didn't change though so they figure it isn't getting any worse, that was a long time ago though. I only made it as high as 6'.

It's noticeable to me because I look out for it, it looks obvious even dressed, but I think people figure I just stand funny.

How old are you now? Is it getting you down?

Yes, I have a bunch of nice online friends that I talk to everyday.

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>>36962586
s-sure i do. you're my friend, aren't you, anon?

>>36962586
No, I find them counter-productive and unreliable.

You'll never have to see him again, who cares what some idiot might think anyway.

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>>36962578
thats super cute anon

>>36962578
well what card did you give him?

I think PIA is endorsed by a lot of torrent sites because they don't keep any logs?

Lemonparty works pretty good

>>36962915
I was thinking about using meatspin tbqh

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don't do it, you'll go blind!

>>36962294
I'm trying nofap again. My record was 23 days.

Don't do it Anon.

Wew I need someone to tip it over it's at 3:3

https://strawpoll.com/fs7eec5

>>36962244
I'd be up for that, my nigga.

>>36962244
Do subbed
Dubbed is for faggot

>>36962244
I'll watch it either way are you gonna stream it from start to finish though?

Probably because you suck at video games.
>implying souls is hard
Lol

>>36962246
I don't play fighting games that much anymore, I used to be better when I played every day, this boss uses a kage bunshin. He isn't easy. I saw a guy on YouTube with max health barely beat him

Barely lived

>>36962268
Lmao that boss is giving you trouble? Beat him on my first try. Honestly kids these days (like you) don't know what real difficulty is.

>tfw he plays R E T A I L

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>>36962221
>tfw blood elf hunter

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>>36962260
i play a wotlk private server with legion models, anon

>tfw handsome undead