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>>39385337
right here my man
oreganalo

>>39385377
Do you live on the west co(riginal)ast

>>39385400
I do.
Canada tho.

Nice thread anon.

Fuck off robit

>>39385214
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1A3lb5ZH1eB

>>39385214
Here you go OP its a fembot for 6 seconds

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39385180
iktfb
In person I've seen a woman so beautiful I was in awe, and was simply glad she existed, even if I'll never get her

>>39385219
I only saw her out of the corner of my eye during the lecture and didn't think much/didn't notice her. But at the end when I got up to put my stuff in my backpack I literally dropped my shit on the floor when I saw her. She's polite too, when I passed the signin sheet to her she said thankyou. But /too alpha/ to say you're welcome.

>>39385180
Hitler was right for wanting every girl to look like that

ARRIBBA MUCHACO BURRITOR HURR

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CAGO EN MI PANTALONES

[SPOILER]CUANDO WALL?[/SPOILER]

That's italian, you mouth breathing dumbots.

>>39385136
Practice marksmanship. It's very soothing.

>>39385038
I've been in this situation and become a reclusive drug addict.

>>39385038
once you get there you can't make it unless someone does a miracle for you and somehow pulls you out, assuming your brain isn't too damaged already which it probably is

i was in the same situation, started uni and had a huge mental breakdown once i started to realize just how much of an alien i was, then took some shitty pills and managed to do 4 years only studying, no one talked to me in 4 years so i can't imagine how i looked

it's hopeless for people like us, best thing you can do is get on neetbux and find something that gives you some pleasure

>>39385038
>>39385068
What are your definitions of normies? Also no one use the friend thing on reddit.

>>39384956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpB2MNMZ9y8

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>>39385013
well congrats you have abysmal shit taste

>>39385081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTwUBkkAP0c

>>39384892
Hard to say. You might not be getting quality sleep. What's your diet like? I have vivid dreams every night

>>39384892
I had a dream recently where I got cucked by my ex.

>started in a park
>Keep walking through until I come across her and this guy who's her "friend"
>she has shorter hair and looks more tumblr
>they talk about nonsense before she kisses him then he leaves.
>she turns to me and says
>"Hey you don't mind if I see other guys right?"
>mfw dream me kisses her, says "I'm okay with it" then kisses her again
>woke up in a hot sweat

Am I being told something subliminally?

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I had a dream a while ago just like that picture, it was in a forest and the lighting was the same. It was snowy, and I was wearing a snow jacket, it was night and my family was there, I remember colorful lights in the distance. I walked off alone and just savored the bit of the air and the malleable crunchy snow under my boots. And I closed my eyes in the dream and just felt the cold on my cheek, and when I opened them I was awake in a comfortable temperature room with a big smile on my face that didn't go away.

You had a sparkle because you didn't fap 3 times a day back then.

>>39384886
She's just concerned and is trying to get you to talk. She cares about you.

>>39384886
>mom comes in my room
>"is something wrong anon? You just don't seem to care about anything anymore"

Shits been wrong since I was 15 thanks for just now noticing. Now fuck off.

ITT: WE LAUGH AT THE US
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA YOUR MEDICAL SYSTEM IS HILARIOUS

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Turns out Christian God hates Texas.

ITT: WE LAUGH AT NOBODY BECAUSE IT'S RUDE AND MAKES US LOOK LIKE DICKS!

If that is a woman then I like. If that is a trap then I don't like.

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>>39384969
looks like a girl too me, not sure though.

>>39384969
Probably a trap. Chest only exists in an alternate dimension, appears to be a lot of fat in the stomach, probably wears the mask to hide their jaw, covered legs are suspicious by default.
Sick afro though.

Orbited, really. Bought her shit. Seized on every opportunity to be there for her and show my worth as a mate. Christ almighty in hindsight I'm glad I'll never pass on my retard genes

>>39384859
How does ish you relate to a female sheep?

Should have done Eye, Wood, Cherry, Shoe

Fucking brainlet

>>39384912
>Ewe

Fucking brainlet

How much did you drink before the esophagus damage? I usually get drunk every friday and/or saturday and maybe have a beer after work on one or two workdays a week. Is this bad? I never get drunk if I have something to do the next morning.

>>39384849

I'm drinking to die. 70 cl of vodka yesterday, 20 bottles of beer today

OP that esophageal damage likely means end stage cirrhosis. It is an ugly and uncomfortable way to die.

t. Guy with liver transplant due to alcoholic cirrhosis, over 20 yrs sober now

go to sleep and dream of one

>>39384790
Some shitty app whit depressed ppl... tinder?

>>39384947
Your relationship will end due to her lack of self control and you will both believe she did nothing wrong and it was your fault.

>>39384780
Not at all.
Oregano

What are you trying to salvage? I first came here 3 years ago now and I hate 4chan and I hate /r9k/. Both the 4chan anons and the twitter, facebook, redditfags are bad.
Besides, anon, lets say you get rid of all these people. Robots still hate each other. They are young men that hate each other, for being young men. You thrive in your hatred.
The only solution is to leave all of this completely.

>>39384780
You dont we get rid of you I've been on 4chan about a month after it came out, you are the 1% that bitches and complains go to wizardchan and jerk it to traps while I fuck my wife and the rest fuck their GFs

>actually type out desu instead of t b h

>>39384700
>Where the fuck do I look after making eye contact with someone? The whole section of my vision is off limits. Wtf do I do? Why can't I remember where I was looking before?

>say HELLO GOOD MORNING ROOM every morning to make sure I can still talk