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Anonymous
2017-05-12 06:05:31 Post No.36968089
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>be one of the greatest scientific minds of the time
>some Chad steals your idea that's going to revolutionize the world
>Says "lol I just looked at a fucking apple and invented all this shit."
>Proceeds to burn any evidence of your existence

Is there ANY SITUATION where Chad doesn't win in the end?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:10:10 Post No.36968189
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>>36968089
yhwh made so many non chads so we would have nothing in this life and look to the next for true purpose.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:13:13 Post No.36968260
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>>36968089
>Newton
>Chad

Nigga, on his death bed Newton was asked what he thought his greatest achievement was, you what Newton said it was?
>Was it the calculus?
Nope
>His Principia?
Nope
>His proof of the Binomial theorem?
Nope

Newton said his greatest achievement was his lifelong celibacy. Also Hooke was a brainlet who, at best, said he suspected that gravity was an inverse square. What's worse is the Newton initially credited Hooke with the genesis of the inverse square law in the first volume of The Pincipia, it was only after Hooke sperged out and tried claiming Newtons proof as his own that Newton removed all reference to Hooke.
>TL;DR Hooke was a brainlet with professional jealousy of a man clearly several leagues above him.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:42:19 Post No.36968825
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>>36968260
>Newton said his greatest achievement was his lifelong celibacy.

And he was right because his math was garbage and life is shit and should be nullified.

Anonymous
2017-05-12 06:04:39 Post No.36968071
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:04:39 Post No. 36968071 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no weeaboo neet girlfriend

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:06:15 Post No.36968105
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>>36968071
Thats a lot of cheese

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:09:08 Post No.36968171
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:09:08 Post No.36968171 [Report]

>died hair
literally a red flag

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:10:13 Post No.36968193
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>>36968171
Surely, you must mean green flag.

Anonymous
2017-05-12 06:03:55 Post No.36968055
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:03:55 Post No. 36968055 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Telltale signs someone is a virgin

>he carries a condom around in his wallet

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:06:39 Post No.36968113
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>he believes in formalities like asking girls out and being a gentleman

Just talk to her like a human god damn.

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>he has the virgin hairline

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:23:11 Post No.36968469
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>>36968055
>he insists on calling them women and not girls or bitches

Anonymous
2017-05-12 06:03:52 Post No.36968052
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:03:52 Post No. 36968052 [Report] [View this topic]

why do robots think they're entitled to girlfriends and don't have to put in effort to get one?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:06:22 Post No.36968107
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>>36968052
because they're still children mentally and want everything in life to be easy for them

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:06:30 Post No.36968109
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>>36968052
I don't think I'm entitled to a gf. I just wish I had one and I don't really bring anything to the table other than the fact that I take good care of myself and my living space, and this is a whole board of people who will circlejerk with me and make me feel better.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:18:22 Post No.36968383
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>>36968109
This.

Oriviigigigiig

Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:57:01 Post No.36967939
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:57:01 Post No. 36967939 [Report] [View this topic]

am i lesbian if i only get off to women but i want a bf and am attracted to guys?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:58:22 Post No.36967960
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>>36967939
>only sexually attracted to women
>"attracted" to guys
This woman logic absolutely does not compute. If you're attracted to someone but wouldn't want them sexually, what the fuck does that even mean? That can happen?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:59:06 Post No.36967977
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>>36967939
this image makes me sad tbchwu

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:59:10 Post No.36967978
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>>36967960
like i only masturbate to girls but when i have a crush on a guy i can have sex with him and find him attractive

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:56:26 Post No. 36967930 [Report] [View this topic]

Where are you/wish to be, and why? Explain.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12950033

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:09:15 Post No.36968174
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>>36967930
LN
Good and evil are matters of perspective and conflict will never be eliminated from life.
It's best to live loyal to principles and to be intellectually honest. Cast everything under the bright light of scrutiny and do not flinch.

Before now I would have called myself NE, but I don't have the exploitative spirit that alignment characterises.

Bump for ur gay thread.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:15:48 Post No.36968322
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>>36968174

I agree with your point on neutrality, but disagree with the part on lawfulness. I believe rules, norms and such chance so drastically between communities that it's best to live on a whim, question what is 'right' and act according to what you feel.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:17:55 Post No.36968371
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>>36967930
>blackbeard: neutral
>hitler: evil
Fuck off, Shlomo

Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:55:02 Post No.36967914
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:55:02 Post No. 36967914 [Report] [View this topic]

>Make a thread and pick out a real robot who lives near you if you're as good as your word. I know for a fucking fact you will not go out on a date with one.
>Anyone can make that kind of statement and not follow through with it, it's meaningless.

Anybody robots want a date. I will be a huge's Restaurant in West Hollywood. I'll be wearing a pink dress and red rose. I'm blonde asian.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:04:56 Post No.36968076
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>>36967914
>I'm blonde asian
Pic+timestamp.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:11:40 Post No.36968227
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:11:40 Post No.36968227 [Report]

I would, but

>I live in the middle of nowhere
>I'm a straight guy

I could be a friend for one evening though and bring a robot to bars and clubs and wingman for him.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:12:52 Post No.36968255
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>>36967914
You're not pic related in OP so no.

Anonymous
2017-05-12 04:50:51 Post No.36967840
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:50:51 Post No. 36967840 [Report] [View this topic]

Chad Is our there filling up some 9/10 with his massive load and I'm here whacking it off to tentical porn, anyone else know this lonely feel

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:52:11 Post No.36967842
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go out and fuck some slag at a club then

Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:52:58 Post No.36967843
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>>36967842
No I'm too autistic to do that

Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:53:49 Post No.36967844
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>>36967843
You won't be after a few drinks
That's the magic of alcohol
There will be SOMEONE there who will fuck you

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:48:41 Post No. 36967772 [Report] [View this topic]

>cute new boy from work asked for my number
>still hasn't replied
>get on 4chan to keep me occupied until he does
>no (You)s

pic related

~~general hangout thread~~

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:50:05 Post No.36967805
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Fag

Origon

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:50:57 Post No.36967813
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>>36967772
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/bog/

Piety (ID: !PlacidityI) 2017-05-12 05:51:44 Post No.36967830
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>>36967772
What's he look like?
orgns

Anonymous
I need help Robots 2017-05-12 05:45:54 Post No.36967732
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I need help Robots Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:45:54 Post No. 36967732 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys i'm 21 yo virgin male, never had a gf, social akward n shit. I have no hopes i think,,, i've never had a female friend, i'm shy and introverted especially with girls. Some days ago i talked with a random girl on a site for people with problem in social interactions.. basically after some chats she said me that she is my age, never had a bf , never had sex. She also said "i'm horny i want to try sex, i'm sick of masturbate..." so this girl has a vigina ready for me, she lives a bit far from where i live... almost 300 km i think... but the biggest problem is that she is a bit ugly... i've asked to her to send me her picture.. so i saw her and she is bretty uggo... what should i do robots?? i desperately want to do sex, i'm horny as fuck, i masturbate every day, but is it worth it? spending money for a long trip, to fuck an ugly girl and lost virginity?
>inb4 whores (i'm not that type of person)

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:51:47 Post No.36967834
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>>36967732
> a site for people with problem in social interactions..

What site?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:52:23 Post No.36967870
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:52:23 Post No.36967870 [Report]

Maybe you should become gay

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:52:32 Post No.36967873
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>>36967732
Its worth anon, the first time is always bad. I went to a prostitute (and it was embarrassing as hell). Just do it and let it behind you. I trust in you

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:40:59 Post No. 36967624 [Report] [View this topic]

What do robots sound like?

vocaroo.com
clyp.it

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:42:23 Post No.36967656
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not me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV

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>>36967624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mli6NHCkNo

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>>36967656
>the jews are why I am a loser

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Arabnon (ID: !tsWUmkUwgo) 2017-05-12 05:40:38 Post No. 36967618 [Report] [View this topic]

Any fembois here with insecurity/jealousy issues? I have a jealousy thing with women. I would never date a guy who likes women or thinks they're better than fembois.

What are your insecurities/issues?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:17:38 Post No.36968366
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An arab trap?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:21:12 Post No.36968440
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:21:12 Post No.36968440 [Report]

You're a fucking man, therefore women ARE better than you

Arabnon (ID: !tsWUmkUwgo) 2017-05-12 06:40:43 Post No.36968790
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>>36968440
kys

~~ouyuykgfhb~~

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:40:22 Post No. 36967608 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't women like men who look like this?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:41:30 Post No.36967636
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long hair makes you look like a faggot unless you already have a young effeminate/androgynous face

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>>36967608
S-some do, you just need to look--r-real hard.

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>>36967608
bug eyes
rest is fine

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:38:07 Post No. 36967562 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you just move to Asia, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:39:02 Post No.36967576
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>>36967562
I wouldn't mind moving to BC or Cascadia

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>>36967562
I'm white and the west is my home.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:39:28 Post No.36967591
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>>36967562
im black

asians hate black people with a passion so no thanks

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:37:22 Post No. 36967545 [Report] [View this topic]

Any girls hear need a girlfriend (male)?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:41:19 Post No.36967632
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I do but I don't want a relationship based on sex.

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>>36967632
Will you cuddle and talk about the Star Wars EU (legends)?

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>>36967632
I'll be your friend (male)...

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