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>>36970457
Ya shit sucks. I know a couple people with engineering degrees who had to start at technician level jobs before they networked into an actual engineering job

>>36970457
Ah you mean
>we've already given this job to somebody else through internal networking but we're still required to advertise the position

>>36970457
Get good and apply for it anyway, even if you have no 3-5 years experience.

Some employers might ignore you outright, but others with more time on their hands might give you a chance if your CV is good.

Nicest thing: I think somethin a girl told me in middle school, last time I ever had a contact with a gurl, now I'm in high school and it sucks
Cruelest thing:I have a collection of insults that people, even relatives, tell to me

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>>36970450

"He's like a machine"

>regarding my work performance


"You're really fucking ugly"

>on several occasions

>>36970450
I love you too.

Go live with your trainwrecks of friends and leave us alone

>>36970389
I'm spanish and I prepare every single meal.
You americans disgust me with your degenerate food habits.

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>adult
>can't prepare a meal

Pretty much every meal. I never cook.

>>36970379
>how do i become a useful member of society
be my wife?

>>36970379
> tfw cant work because of disability
What disability?

>>36970396
She omits the fact that she has a bf.

>>36970369
Angelina Jolie?
you're not original

>>36970369
You...just...know...

origami

>>36970369
Guess that boy on the right's ethnicity.

No anon donut do this

>>36970294
you failed, i didn't

Please destiny, be merciful to my pitiful soul

>>36970287
>Overwatch
>form a team
>Xbox One
Jesus fucking Christ

>>36970287
>Overwatch
>Xbox One

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbkVPXxNTI

Warning, the video has screaming. Worth watching, just don't wear headphones.

Also, lol Overwatch.

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>>36970287
Overwatch more like OverBOTCH haha

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
90% Dominant
75% Voyeur
67% Master/Mistress
64% Owner
62% Primal (Hunter)
62% Sadist
59% Degrader
59% Switch
53% Masochist
49% Experimentalist
49% Submissive
47% Ageplayer
44% Pet
43% Daddy/Mommy
40% Rigger
39% Vanilla
39% Primal (Prey)
39% Brat
37% Exhibitionist
36% Rope bunny
35% Girl/Boy
17% Non-monogamist
8% Degradee
1% Slave

>>36970216
Being asked what I like is confusing. Does the thought of hurting someone I love make me excited, if I think about it? Sure. I don't want to do it, though. I'm sure seeing her have sex would excite me too, but that doesn't mean I wanna be cucked.

>>36970216
99% Brat
93% Primal (Hunter)
87% Master/Mistress
86% Girl/Boy
80% Primal (Prey)
75% Dominant
75% Pet
74% Switch
68% Degrader
67% Daddy/Mommy
65% Degradee
62% Submissive
60% Sadist
55% Vanilla
55% Owner
49% Rigger
49% Experimentalist
35% Rope bunny
31% Slave
28% Ageplayer
27% Masochist
8% Exhibitionist
6% Voyeur
1% Non-monogamist

I don't understand how I got 1% on being polyamorous scum. Rest makes sense though.

>>36970206
How is this a fembot feel if it doesn't involve your vagina?

>very capable of doing paper that's due in 2 weeks
>can't bring myself to start it until the last minute
>turn in paper late
>professor says it was one of the best papers in class and she would have given me an A+ if it wasn't late.

>stressed about thesis
>"muh fembot feels"

How the fuck can being stressed out by a thesis be an only-female thing? Smh, get a fucking grip

>>36970203
Yeah.
Find someone you are comfortable. Sadly that's very difficult.

>>36970203
Yeah I like playing thrash metal in my room but my hands shake when I show people recordings.

Look for the right people.

>>36970203
I can't get hard, that's the real problem
first time I fucked a girl I was like semi-hard in missionary position then she said she can ride me for a change so I got on my back and as she grabbed my dick she was like wtf? you aren't even hard.
haven't had sex since

eh
you could probably get away with comparing any post-cervantes literature to quixote

>>36970172

Literature classes are a huge joke anyways. I bet you there's plenty of dumber things in other people's essays.

>>36970172
>he doesn't know about the malediction

>>36970163
WARLOCK
ORIGINALOOOK

>Priest

LOL K

>>36970234
Get out priest
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll start https://youtu.be/pn83z339XWw?t=341

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>>36970112
These, plus I'd also add Manhunter (1986). Dolarhyde is basically Wojak.

>>36970112

the smurf movies
school of rock
Bend it like Beckham

do you not watch porn??

you are not missing as much as you think you do

go to brothel/escort(no girlfriend experience and the other crap)

>>36970109
you're not alone anon, trust me

Age, depression and hormonal levels among other things affect one's libido. A couple of days of /nofap/ shouldn't be too difficult but feeling entirely ambivalent to masturbation isn't exactly normal for most people either.

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>>36970018

After a couple days I start to miss the feeling of fapping and there's nothing else I know that comes close to the pleasure of fapping, so I always lose early.

>>36970171
I was under the impression this wasn't the place for normal people.