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Rednecks are cyborgs
>drink and shoot shit
>dont bother with city slickers
>just trying to live their life

>>36970771
yes they go outside for fun

>>36970771
>confident as fuck
>go outside every days

Yes they are

You can't be a robot if you're from the countryside

>>36970758
smoke weed in an original way

Exercise, a walk through the park, coffee

>>36970758
Change your environment. Do something new. Off beat your rhythm.

Don't tell me you wear this virgin brand

>wearing fedora tier shoes

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My new favorite pair

Say you pirated a game and virus started downloading that shit.

>I'm really lonely mom.

>>36970815
>why do you want to see girls with a pee pee ask you to put it in their bottom?

>Be me, 14
>Move from rural area with 2 channels on TV to city with satellite with on-demand
>Get free trial of HBO, Cinemax, Starz
>Find them On-Demand
>Find the porn
>I've never beheld such wonders before
>Start jerking off whenever parents leave
>Always stealthy, wait until car is gone, listen for car returning
>Always masturbate nude on couch because only one TV
>one day I'm really close to finishing
>Hear car
>Turbomodeengaged.gif
>The thought of getting caught turns me on
>Blow load into pre-placed tissue wad
>Hear door opening
>Turn off the TV
>Still naked, dick is greasy with rose scented lotion, semen, and shame
>Move to pull up pants like the Flash
>Pants got stuck under couch leg due to excessive masturbation
>Parents enter house and see my Shiny 5 inch tower of power
>'Have pants pulled halfway up
.>They ask what I was doing
>"N-nothing. Just scratching my balls..."
>They go to the kitchen and we never speak of it again

>be 13
>Sister and me share laptop
>the weekend
>mom reading in next room
>sister sleep
>jacking off to queef videos on eroprofile
>hear foot steps behind me
>afraid to turn around
>turn around
>see mom with distraught look on her face
>"Anon wtf is that on the computer"
>I-its nothing mom
>awkward for the next few weeks until I tell her that masturbation is normal

I knew when I got a bit older to lock the door and go to the basement

>>36971425
>"Anon wtf is that on the computer"
What did she see?

Looks like eggman's autismo sister

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Lol what. Post more pics?

I tried to post an original comment and it looked like two lines of original but it didn't so I'm saging
It's logical.

Are you me? This same shit happened to me 2 years ago and I still feel the emotional shockwaves sometimes.

>>36970620
>>36970639

You two are a bunch of candy assed nancies. Quit crying like a bunch of babies and grow up

I'm worried my ex will end up dating somebody like that. It would hurt to see her dating someone else anyway, but especially someone like that.

>>36970611
that feeling is probably both ways lmao

>>36970611
That's great. You're a piece of work yourself and you're blaming the other guy.

Makes you think.

>>36970642
There's no one to blame. He's just a robot and I can't fuck him into being motivated or talking about shit besides vidya.

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>>36970593
either mage or fox

>tfw no gf to protect or gf to protect me

As long as she isnt fucking her horse Im going with QT Southern GF

QT Orc GF is a close second though.

>>36970593
Southern, spider, and rogue seem fun. Being constantly attacked by townspeople is a bit of a bummer since I doubt the cave/old mansion we'll be living in has decent internet. Southern seems really comfy but has the same problem. Probably will go with rogue then, might die but hey win win

>>36970576
Women were never very good at self preservation.

Just wait till they see the results.
"Why aren't the ugly ones with resources I don't want not the only ones going gay?"
Women against fake women(qt traps) will be a thing in half a decade.

if there are more gay men than gay women, shouldn't that mean there are more straight women than straight men and thus the singles market should favor men

>>36970505
He got blamed for a school shooting on open air, so that was pretty funny.

>>36970505
Fuck off oldfag, eggman is yesterday's meme.

>>36971024
This. Getting sick and tired of all the grandpa shit on 4chan. It's our website now.

>>36970501
Because something is better than nothing.

>>36970501
if she gives the anus is it ok?

>>36970548

But that something is a week old cake. That others enjoyed fresh. And you paid for. Which you're not allowed to eat when you want.

I travelled 11,000 miles once.

People in my city typically drive 2-3 hours to the nearest amusement park. Seems about legit. But is the sex 100% going to happen?

>>36970694
Okay I'll bite. For how much sex exactly? Because that must have been like 50 with a different girl twice a day.

>>36970488
post some shit saying you wish pedophilia was legal

>>36970488
Ignore them or block them.

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How do l make girls stop messaging me on fb?