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>>36972730
btw, hooking up with rich perverted women is the next best thing to NEETbux if you're up for following orders. Sure, you work more than a NEET but you live in luxury, and it's better than cuck marriage because there's no illusions about who's in charge (her).

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I've been working as a houseboy for a posh British lady and it's going great, though only if you like pegging. Upper class English women can't get enough of that.

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Gets a bit tough when she has those fetish parties though and she lets her guests use me, some of them are pretty rough.

home made beer battered fish and """chips""" which is actually steak fries. need something comfy for tonight's baseball game

>>36972681
what's that in the wrapper? a burrito?

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>>36972681
Please, I won't be eating anytime soon. I have to finish my first cup, then we can talk about dinner.

>>36972627
>How has been your day so far?
mind had to buffer what you just said
it's been pretty good, had sex after work

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>>36972658
>it's been pretty good, had sex after work
Out. Get the fuck out.
REEEEEEEEE NORMIE GTFO

>>36972627
>reading about economics
>good read
kek

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>>36972615
Another day of rare Sarah's ?

>>36972615
Ur waifu is shit.
original.

>>36973197

Agreed. It's just some roastie feigning sadness on a gay web comic.

>I am le depressed
>EXISTENTIAL DREAD
>HA HA I AM SOCIALLY RETARDED
>pls gib pity

Robot tier: Must meet at least 7 of the following criteria. 0-2 IRL friends, 0-1 past SO, must have been LD or below a 3. Interest in at least 3 topics weird topics (anime, furry, overly interested in electronics, etc.). Still lives with their parents. Below a 4 in attractiveness. Noticeable deformity, either physical or mental. Depressed or suicidal. Very unlikely to move up in their standing in the world (no college degree or trade skill). Male.

Cyborg: Must meet 6 of the following criteria. 2-5 friends, no more than 2 of whom can be close friends. 1-2 past SO's, must have been below a 5 in attractiveness or LD. Male. Noticeable deformity, either physical or mental. Depressed or suicidal. Income under 25k a year. Unlikely to advance in life very far (trade in a dying field, up to an associates degree, etc.). Still lives with their parents or in an apartment shared with at least 2 other roommates of the same sex.

Failed Normie: Must meet at 7 least of the following criteria. 5-10 friends, no more than 4 of whom can be considered close friends. Never dated a SO above a 6 in attraction. Most of previous SO's were primarily dated due to loneliness and not actual interest. No more than a Bachelors degree. Below a 6 in attractiveness. Awkward to talk to or be around. Strong interest in at least 1 weird subject. Nonathletic, or if athletic, only as a means of trying to fit in. Low self-esteem. Not in the top 5% for any real world applicable skill.

Normie: Doesn't fall in to any other category.

if you have managed to find yourself as a regular member of this board you are automatically excluded as being a normie

>>36972395
Robots 'get it'.
Cyborg is a fake category.
Failed normies don't get it but maybe they're sad because that feel when no gf guise guise hey that feel.
Normies are everything else.

Is your dick like 2 inches or something?

just use a box cutter to remove the anus and then you can fuck it

>>36972384
No because I have a 7" dick and am not a dicklet like you. Also have fucked before and know how female anatomy works once again unlike you

>>36972363
Feels good to go to the barber and get all trimmed up for the day doesn't it? It's too bad wagies can only experience these simple pleasures 2 times a week

How did your daily haircut go, NEETcuck?

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>>36972551
Not bad. Rode my bike to the great clips and got a little trim. Stacey even gave me a sucker when I was done because I was such a good boy.

>>36972288
i would but all i have is ms paint

You're a skilled dick drawer, OP.

>>36972324
That's okay.
Just let them flow.

>>36972263
I don't think i'm worthy of the kind of friends i need. I'm not interested in shallow normie friendships either, so i need to become more genuine in order to have genuine friends, if they ever come along.

I don't know. I just don't really give a fuck. I wouldn't mind having friends, but I don't wanna go out of my way to get them. I tried it and it mostly sucked dicks.

I don't keep in touch with any of my school friends anymore except for one guy who is another wizard apprentice like I am, and we only meet each other IRL every few months to eat pizza and watch movies/anime.

All of my work colleagues are normalfags who I have nothing in common with apart from watching some sports and I move jobs every 6 months so I don't need to keep in touch with them.

There was a guy who was a friend of my older sister's who was cool and we'd hang out often but he's married and got a kid now so I'll probably see much less of him now.

>>36972244
>you first
originally alpha

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Ughhhhh OK....

>>36972244

fuck off you disgusting chadburner trash

>>36972221
You live in their house idiot, so they're really just taking their own property. She can't legally restrain you though, if they try and physically keep you in the house you can call the cops.
Also you have friends?

>>36972221
>kidnapping
What

>property theft
Depends. Do you own the car? Is the title in your name?

More the point, do you want to be kicked out of your house?

>>36972309
Living in someone else's house doesn't mean your property belongs to them.

Fuck man idk, i'd tell you if i knew

because it's fucking immoral and would lead to unrest
/thread

Because lack of access to women for a significant number of men leads to a collapse a civilization. I'm sure we'll find out in a decade or so.

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>>36972083
because even if i did, i can't trust that she'd be a good mother to our children

>>36972083
Can this thread PLEASE consist of mainly actual woman hate and no neckbeard rants that say the same thing? Like, post shit that makes me hate women, not some fedora blathering on about what he thinks women are. Please. Its every time nowadays

Also literally no one respond to whiteknights, just leave them alone, tired of seeing R:350 I:12

Okay I'm done start the thread now

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>>36972083
Because I refuse to quit my job and start doing drugs just to get some attention whore who will blog about my every move on leddit

>implying anyone who uses /r9k/ has talents

>>36972039
>tfw baritone manlet
>everyone hears you but no one sees you

god, strike me down someday

>>36972882
>tfw baritone
>tfw too low to sing tenor and too high to sing bass

>>36972038
>>parents had my baby brother when my Mom was 41

boomers everyone

>>36972038
fembot here, my mom expects me to look after my little retarded brother when she dies.

lol, no. i'm dropping him off at a nursing home and driving away without looking back

>>36972089
This is the difference between men and women. I guarantee you my retarded brother is far worse than yours, but at the end of the day he's still my blood and I'm not just going to abandon him to abuse in some shitty home. You're a woman, so of course you'll abandon your own blood.