Yesterday moap exposed piety/chara/riven/root as a non passable 22 yr old numale tranny.Now that we know piety is a catfish we need to replace her with a real and pasable trap.Today moap will replace piety and become the queen of /r9k/.
Moap is a superior waifu.Just look at her, she looks like she came straight out of an anime.
ALL HAIL OUR NEW QUEEN MOAP!
ALL HAIL OUR NEW QUEEN MOAP!
ROBOTS REPEAT AFTER ME
ALL HAIL OUR NEW QUEEN MOAP!
>>36974646
>this
>passable
No, fuck off. Go orbit someone somewhere else.
Fuck off /soc/
Sjfiwbeacw
Why is this board so trash?
Did you forget our rule?
The mods have been less strict about shitposting. I used to get threads and posts deleted every month, but now they seem to not care as long as I don't go full /s4s/ or spam.
>>36974703
If you're not posting qt traps don't shitpost at all
DO NOT GIFT SOMEONE A PACKAGE OF ASSORTED JELLY BELLY JELLY BEANS IF THE PACKAGE CONTAINS ANY OF THE FOLLOWING FLAVORS:
-buttered popcorn
-licorice
-caramel corn
-french vanilla
-cappuccino
-toasted marshmallow
I want a gf who smells like vanilla
Fuck you. If they don't like what I'm giving them for FREE out of the kindness of my heart then they can go fuck themselves.
>>36974565
I fucking love the buttered popcorn flavor, I thought it'd taste gross but it's really good.
>be me
>freshman
>easy day, prof is reviewing for the final
>there's this kid in the class that a friend and I really dislike
>we make fun of him because of how much of a douchebag he is
>I doodle a train, with the douchebag tied to the tracks as a joke
>girl next to us takes it and shows it to the prof
>mfw
photocopyed.jpg
>photocopy sent down administration
>questions flying everywhere
>"who is driving the train?"
>"how in the world is this funny?"
>"this is considered a threat"
>they think im some kind of psychopath
>might get kicked out of college
how fucked am i guys? I tried explaining it's was just a joke but these people don't understand "memes" or gimmicks.
bump help
origin
blame the dumb fucks who decide to bring guns to school and start shooting , nowadays no1 is not suspicious regardless of the tameness of whatever happens,
>>36974507
people over react over stupid shit these days fucking ridiculous.
ITT: post stories about bullying
>tfw bullied by a guy a year younger than me
>Friends laughed at me and egged him on
I was actually the bully.
>>36974481
>tfw bullying fetish
>tfw never got bullied in my life
why live?
If you bring dishes or pots into your room, remember to always put them back ASAP. Otherwise this happens. I'm just going to throw this one in the trash, pot and all.
>>36974387
Alternatively you could get your shit together and just bring it back the next time you go to the fridge anyway.
>>36974430
I'll do it next time.
>>36974387
you can salvage that
soak it in water and soap for 24 hours
repeat if needed
Even though life can fucking suck sometimes, it's relieving to see that people here have the similar problems and feel the same pains and sorrow as other fellow robots do. We can truly understand each other's feelings. We know where the other is coming from. We're in this together robots.
>>36974305
You are my brother anon, we are all brothers on this site, we have a telepathif connection between all of us!
always nice to know youre not alone in something
>we're in this together
not really. we cheer each other to suicide
and say good riddance when a neet gets kicked to the curb
in the meantime trying to obliterate one another's sexual psyches
and remove all trust in the simplest foundations of logic
this place is the gory floor of the slaughterhouse
robot here. ask a robot anything
please ask away
ask please
Favorite memory? Original
my birthday is coming up and I have no real plans for myself
what did you guys do during your last birthday
Literally nothing. Same drab, time-passing tasks as every other day
same thing I do in the last 6 years
Tell my mom im going with friends
spend the whole afternoon walking around the mall and eat junk food
buy myself some gifts
wait until midnight and go back home
tell my mom my friends gave me these gifts
she gave me some money and makes my favourite meal
spend the night on internet
check facebook every 4 hours to see if any message came
also my phone
nothing, like usual
thank god is only once a year
>hide notification to other people that it's your birthday on facebook
Any other failed normies know this feel?
>Anon, we're getting hungry! If you still want to sit under the table while we eat, you'd better get din-din ready soon!
>>36974193
Wtf is this scenario even supposed to be? I mean, I knew this board had gone to shit but wew
You win a reply
>>36974193
Implying I would even be within a mile of that smelly paki on the left
>>36974248
*blows nose, drops the tissue down your collar*
one for the road, buddy
neet until the day i die, whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i cant have a qt gf?
fuck you, i will never pay taxes for your shit
>>36974112
yeah good mature position to take
my nigga at least find out a way to make some cash, i don't work for anyone but i still work on shit that gets me paid.
>>36974142
uh huh ok man yeah cool cool
Sounds like the lyrics to an angry NEET punk song
>tfw no cute THICC redbone gf whose into anime
Why is she so pure, bros?
kikoblac... Didn't expect to see her in here LQTM.
>>36974292
Is she into gooks?
Do I stand a chance?
Make a starterpack image of yourself
Rate other anons: WhatYouAgreeWith/WhatYouRecognize
pic relatedo
Can you carry me to master, OP?
>>36974003
you seem like such a boring person.
no wonder girls dont have interest in you
>>36974003
i fucked up when i was making it but you get the idea im fuckin obsessed with western shit although i like anime and other shti
>you will never be a teen in the 80s
>you will never go to a high school where everyone goes with cars, there are cool people and losers as well
>you will never feel like a bad boy for growing long hair, smoking cigarettes and listening to wild music
>>36973979
>you will never be captivated by the idea of working with the newest "computer" technology
>you will never become an asshole game creator
>you will never be paid for getting high and shitting out entertainment
>>36973979
>ywn be roped into the growing gay community
>ywn be date-raped by multiple men at the gay bars
>ywn die of AIDS at 30
>>36973979
>richard linklater
a scanner darkly desu senpai
Fresh new discord serb 4 u. All are welcome, join and love each other.
Link: .gg/74KrRet
"I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire: And he had in his hand a little book open : and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth, And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried , seven thunders uttered their voices."
Original word of god
>>36973966
>tfw so much social anxiety I cant even join chat servers
>>36974661
We'll love you all the same. It's safe.