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>>36975463
representing home boi

>>36975463
2 out of 3
Posting from work.

>>36975463
i'm and i live in a 3 world country

i'm fucked up ...

>>36975456
frankly i don't really know

>>36975456
I hate how anti-social I am.
I actually really enjoy having conversations with people but I can't for the life of me start one.

>>36975694
Egh that is fine i just wanted a thread with some dope replies and a sad theme. I hate that i can not do simple shit right.

>>36975449
Are you literally me

Eating is such a chore and I hate the feeling of being full, not to mention if I force myself to eat more I feel like I'm gonna puke, it's true suffering

>>36975449
same here, i've started to think of a whole new lifestyle to get out of this, with many physics and mental exercizing, may start next week

Who else here is weak, dumb, and isn't kind or attractive?

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Drop your edgy "i hate everyone" shit.
Stop going on r9k and better yourself.
Go to your therapist, and get some fucking pills.
Drop all your online racism shit, and get real.
Become a liberal, actually adopt real political beliefs.
Learn to speak to a woman without fucking puking.
Learn to have empathy for others, or no one will ever have fucking empathy for you.
Lose some fucking weight.
Learn some basic fucking social skills.
Learn to care about what a girl wants, and not what you fucking want.

And get laid, easy as that, fucking loser.

>>36975493
I'm already a moderate liberal but why is that necessary to be happy?

>Learn to care about what a girl wants, and not what you fucking want.
>And get laid, easy as that, fucking loser.
All of this is off-topic, girls will never want me.

>>36975424
Work to be a historical figure, whether good or bad

>he honestly thinks that's the worst that could happen
Sweet summer child

>>36975289
>>no sorry I have a boyfriend

I wish they said that.
The last time I asked a girl for her number she said "Ew, no".

>>36975317
Please explain what you think would happen?

Maybe stop watching Game of Thrones and browsing Redit and you might get somewhere.

*unzips dick*
HAH, BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, FUCKING STUPID NORMIES!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
>*sharts in the hot tub*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>36975240

The guys on the left and right look like asswipes. The guy in the middle looks like he could be an asswipe but he's usually not.

But I'm probably saying this because I wouldn't fit in with them.

>>36975240

Get in the hottub because I'm not a prissy faggot.

>>36975169
>>be me three years ago, I was 16
>>go to second house party of my life
>>drink a few beers get pretty tipsy (new to drinking)
>>see girl crying on couch for some reason
>>go talk to her cause drunk
>> don't remember what either of us said, other than she was very drunk,
>>we both go upstairs
>>go to empty room, have one of my friends watch the door
>>say other stuff I don't remember, ask if I can kiss her she says yes (first time kissing a girl)
>>we kiss
>>cops show up
>>run out of house, lose track of her
>>about to jump in my car with my friend who was watching door when she comes up to us and says she doesn't know where her friends are
>>offer her a ride and she accepts
>>we get to her neighborhood and it has a gate
>>have to walk cause going through gate would cause her parents to wake up
>>I walk her home still somewhat drunk, and we stop by a park inside the neighborhood on the way to her house
>>we sit down for a bit of a rest, cause she's drunk
>>get up and start walking
>This is where the details get somewhat hazy for me
>>i get behind and slide my fingers down her pants and start fingering her
>>She tilts her head back and says "don't stop" I think
>>I ask her if she wants to suck my cock
>>she says "i dont know"
>>I get her on her knees and whip it out, she starts to suck
>>eventually she gets it out of her mouth and slumps over
>>I put my dick away and help her get home
>>tell my friends she sucked my dick
>>next day at school people jokingly tell me I sexually assaulted that girl even though all they know is I made out with her at the party.
>>rumor starts, it's basically a meme
>>everyone treats it as a joke, but I felt terrible
>>Now when someone gets drunk and tries to hook up with another drunk girl they call it "pulling an anon" (replace anon with my name)
>I have yet to return to the town where that party was. Im scared that I'll run into her. I don't know her name and she doesn't know mine, but the guilt still eats away at my
Yes

>>36975169
this sounds funny af anon, just go along with it

>>36975248
What do you mean go along with it?

shit, that happened to me a couple of times because my neighbour's window have a full view of my backyard, also when there are working mans on the roof, I cant stop pissing in the backyard is so comfy

>>36975172
Ikr, my basement has a walkout door so I don't even have to walk upstairs to take a piss. No need for pissbottles here

>>36974998
I urinated in a toilet, which has never seemed like an accomplishment until today.

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Whitebois can't compete, that's why Anon.

>>36974920
Idk maybe its genetic

>tfw my dad conquered mulatto jungle pussy
>tfw quadroon but basically look huwhyte
feelsgoodman

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>>36974886
He looks like Messi who is also 5'7" and has a gf
on top of being best football player in the world...

>>36974886
She shorter than him so it's not really a problem
My gf is 5'5 maybe 5'6 and I'm like 5'9-5'10ish

JUST
BE
YOU'RE SELF XDD

>>36974839
are you talking about me?

origini

No, I'm mostly anger issues and don't want to give up control

>>36974839
this sounds like me, what does it mean?

libertarianism is the most autistic and implausible of all possible political systems

Libertarianism enables the growth of ideologies that would destroy it.
Fuck free speech and free association, if commies are plotting, fucking shoot them.

Fascism is the only way.

>>36975009
but without free speech and free association, it's just communism

>>36974802
I dont give a shit how many partners she had had.

The least of my worries about a women is her sexual past unless she is disease ridden.

Things with women you should worry about is they dont really regret their past, they tend to never be truly in love or loyal and threaten to leave or punish your or cause drama for the slightest of reasons.

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>>36974802
btw no i wouldnt ride the cock carousel, ive turned down a lot of one night stands im in nice shape, not ugly, and im fun.

So yeah I wouldnt be a slut.

It's not so much me caring about it. It's just that with women, it IS an issue. They talk about how fucking as many Chads as possible makes them 'liberated' and all that. Not all of them do that, and we can argue about what percentage of women do that, but the women that ride the cock carousel care about it far more than I do. I wouldn't date a slut, but at least I can move on to other things, while these women are stuck talking about how empowered and liberated they are. I feel bad for them.

It's also worthy to point out that sluts also still have many options so I'm not pretend as though they'd even want my approval or the approval of /r9k/ guys.

>>36974780
i cant be angry anymore, i have lost my virginity you fucking neet

>>36974868
i lost 6 years ago. didn't change a thing.

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>>36974904
that's bc you are a loser

>sister wants to be a teacher
>immature
>dumb
>selfish and self centered
>can't even take care of her fucking cat

>>36974749
She'd fit in fine, then.

>>36974882
Fuck off cunt, it's a hard job