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/uni/ thread - year recap 2017-05-13 02:17:56 Post No.36978202
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/uni/ thread - year recap
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2017-05-13 02:17:56
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It's Friday of the last week for most semesters so how'd all you robots do this year?
How many classes did you fail
How many friends did you make
Are you going to drop out yet
How much debt are you in
What are your plans for the summer?
And any other general /uni/ feels for one last time
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I'll be ready to recap the year but ONLY after my cup of coffee. So please, hold all conversation until it is done.
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Are loans worth it for a CS or engineering degree? Wanting to go back but all my FAFSAbux went into a non-STEM degree I now hate.
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>Up to date on 2/4 units
>Have sunday and monday to do an essay and prepare a speech on it
>Have a few minor assessments left
>Marks are good so far
>Lubing up to get fist fucked by my anatomy exam
4 weeks till exams for me. Doing alright though I still really wanna die every day.
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Hey Anon, what's your favorite song from the dark side of the moon album?
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dark side of the who?
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It's become a family pasttime to listen to the entire album on the way home from the shore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1oaXqBJRRQ
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ree its supposed to be listened to as one peice not separate songs
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You coming to my symphony, wagecuck? Your girlfriend will be there.
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ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, NEET
YOU AREN'T A GODDAMN MUSICIAN
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>>36978079
Another day, another haircut, eh NEETie?
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>>36978079
>tfw first haircut of the week
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>"I don't love you anymore, Anon"
Who else has experienced this?
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>>36978010
>anymore
Fuck off normie
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>>36978010
>It's just that..... you're kind of boring
THREE TIMES THAT HAPPENED TO ME
AND ALL THE OTHER TIMES I'M SURE IT WAS AT LEAST IMPLIED
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>women
>capable of love
no
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>Kaspersky detected literally over 400 network attack attempts on my computer in less than one minute
What the fuck is happening?
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>antivirus
Nice placebo protection.
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>>36977997
sounds like a CIA ruse, quickly install templeos
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>>36977997
I don't know if turning it off for a few hours would do anything but that's what I'd do out of fear
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>ay yo whiteboi stop playin the game and come dry me off
What do you do next?
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>>36977962
Rub the towel over her tits roughly so that it gets caught on the nipple rings then tug with all my might in an attempt to tear her nipples in half
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>>36977962
breed desu
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>>36977962
Tell her her bust/hip ratio is way off, compliment her on her nipple piercings and then leave her house.
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>th-thanks bruh
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Why do you stand for that? Good job proving your betaness
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>>36977988
I was trying to be sarcastic, but he took it seriously
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>Thanks Chad, you're always looking out for me. I know my place is here on /r9k/, with the rest of the permavirgins. Enjoy fucking beautiful women this weekend!
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What is the best fast food in your country? 2017-05-13 02:03:01 Post No.36977915
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What is the best fast food in your country?
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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. l said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for Iunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
l even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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I want you to try something. Don't eat any fast food for three months. no matter how much you want it. eat nothing but food you cooked yourself.
then go to mcdonalds, get a mcchicken and tell me if it tastes any good. also, pay attention to your stomach and how you feel after you eat it. i guarantee you will feel like shit.
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lol that's very cute OP
You may want to cut down a bit though. 4-5 times a week seems a little excessive. That being said I fucking love Mcdonald's breakfast. They introduced all day breakfast in Canada this February and honestly when I found out it was the most excited I'd been all year
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>>36977915
>It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant
>mcdonaldposting
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>tfw paid another $99.99/month to that disgusting fetish webpage again
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>>36977693
Have you considered offsetting the cost of your own fetish by fulfilling other people's fetishes over the internet for pay?
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>>36977693
what page?
i want in now
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wow that's pretty expensive, what is the site?
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Why do you people deserve gfs again? I've been on so many of these shitty discords and you anons have the personality of a clam.
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Ugly on the outside but a pearl on the inside?
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I don't. I just want to be a in the dating pool for once
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>>36977677
The word "deserve" is just a loaded question. Nobody deserves a gf.
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What did l just say?
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>>36977671
There is ONE RULE here and that is
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>>36977702
*pisses in your coffee*
it was an accident
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>>36977702
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee.
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>tfw no friends
Why don't people like me?
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>>36977634
Because you care too much what people think of you.
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Needy
Clingy
Possessive
Judgmental
Boring
Negative nancy
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>>36977668
wow nice meme dude so well memed hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post cuddles/snuggles/cute feels & stories!
Go!
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Bumpan
fdafdsafd
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It's a fine day for feeling lonely.
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Can you feel another person's heartbeat when you cuddle?
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tfw no small group of friends to get together on the weekend to play mario kart and have some drinks
i hate getting old, i wish i could be a teenager again
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>>36977422
Same I hated high school but I had no idea how much worse life could get after it was over.
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I know I'm a thin skinned pussy for this, but I can't stand playing any competitive game with my friends. It will make me hate them and I can't take banter for shit.
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Tfw desperately trying to get my few friends to move closer so we can hang out more. They've definitely considered it.
Sequel to the Porn Star Ratings thread >>36955207
From the previous thread: "A brief explanation: I tried to weight scores, with things that can't be quantified but are useful for sorting to the furthest left. I tried to come up with a qualitative comment on their "style" but really only thought of "Alt" for stars like Draven Star and Christy Mack. "Slut" is the holding space until I come up with something better.
I have 3 scores for face to weight that higher, 2 for tits (one for size, one for quality), one for thinness, one for pussy quality (looks mostly, though if any porn stars on here could comment on the actual quality that would be invaluable), two for ass (size and quality), with a total sum at the end.
Their sexual abilities are harder to quantify. The ones I went with were speech (dirty talk, voice timbre), energy (how enthusiastic, also reflecting quantity of scenes performed), skill (mostly involving blowjobs), depth (deepthroating capacity), ability (a sort of general quality of sex), acrobat (how able they are to be on top), rough (bdsm and other harsh scenes), anal (if they do those scenes), and multi (for blowbangs, gangbangs, and lesbian orgies). These two total scores are combined and gives an approximate scoring system for their overall performances."
I've since added birthdates, start and end years, real names (if available), and started to fix the scores that were put as 6 or 7 as a placeholder. Currently at 151 girls.
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Can you share the spread sheet?
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A few notes from the last thread:
The separation of "aryan" and "ginger" not a commentary on race, that's just to separate out the girls with natural hair from the ones with dyed hair. I plan to change these all to white, and add a new category for natural hair and most common color, if applicable.
I am thinking about making different entries for different periods of their careers (i.e. Eva Angelina before and after implants) but that would be so much extra work that if I do it, it'll be after I'm finished with the rest.
Proposed "style" types: Alt, Pure, Glam, Slut, JAV.
Thus far, some things I've noticed:
Of the current entries, oldest is Lisa Ann, youngest is Kendall Woods. Lisa has been active for 23 years, Kendall for less than one.
Tanner Mayes apparently has returned to porn with fake tits and is doing gangbangs.
Angela White has been active for 23 years.
>>36977455
I will when it's finished.
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Possible additions to the "body" set:
Fitness (most likely), legs, hair, feet (least likely)
Possible addiitons to the "fuck" set:
Solo/masturbation (most likely), filthiness, IR (least likely), gangbang