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>be me
>have deep voice
>everyone loves me for it
>that's all they like about me
>I never really talk anyways
>God forbid I laugh, and everyone freaks out over how deep my laugh is
>What's the point of having people like you if it's because of something so artificial?
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have you considered voice acting?
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>>36979200
Can you post a vocaroo. Say "time to yabba dabba kill myself"
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Is this really the only place you could post your weak attempt at bragging?
You have to be under age or a brainlet. Either way, fuck off.
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I'm sick to death of living a suboptimal life. Please, robots, post your best YouTube links to videos which shall help me transcend my current misery.
Thank you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg i just like this music, its a good song i guess
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Here ya go fren.
https://youtu.be/dQjsCbce8QI
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I try halps you more fren
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What was your childhood like?
>Children have no frame of reference when traumatic experiences occur, so they come to see their reality as normal, especially if their caregivers are the source of their distress. Often, it is only much later when exposed to healthier families or when raising children of their own that they see how damaging their childhood was. Unfortunately, the longer a person waits to get help, the tougher it becomes to heal.
>mom was a drunk
>dad wasn't around much
>bullied
>sibling and I never talked to each other
>realizing I was looking at external sources for the kind of love you receive from family and that it will never happen
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>it's a you were raised by TV episode
Who else knows that feel
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>>36979177
>it's a you were raised by tv but the twist is daddy gets mad when you're watching tv on the few occasions he feels like parenting and beats you and takes the tv and now nobody is raising you because mum is too scared of dad to intervene episode
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>mom was neurotic
>dad worked all the time
>one brother, we've never been close
>middle class growing up
>played a lot of video games
>always that really weird kid
Eventually they divorced, dad remarried, mom is a shut-in besides her job, brother found a loving boyfriend, and I'm on /r9k/.
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How do we improve the Capri Sun drinking experience?
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cut off the top instead of pokin the hole
freeze it till it's a slushie
mix with vodka
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Had a rum and capri sun once
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>>36979142
grape and strawberry kiwi were the shit
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Is this peak male performance?
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This guy is 6 foot 7 with a 9 inch dick.
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>>36979083
he sounds like a monster
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>>36979083
>ginger
Sorry, he's unfuckable
P.s. I'm a grill
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>>36979582
Why though? Light features are superior.
>sleep 12 hours
>no energy and don't feel like doing anything
>go back to sleep
>repeat
is my body telling me it just wants to die?
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Eat healthier, nigger
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>>36979081
What if I already do though anon?
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>>36979066
classic symptoms of depression
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Bonjour, Welcome to Canada. Do you have anything to declare?
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Yeah, THESE FREEDUMS. Bet half of these are illegal here. Oh, can't stand muh ground here? How sad. My babby killin assault clips are illegal? wut
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>>36979057
Yeah Canada blows sayonara lady.
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>>36979057
>Do you have anything to declare?
Yes, a boner.
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Do you ever think maybe a big reason many of us are so fucked up is from using the computer all the time?
I think if you sit in front of a screen 12+ hours a day for years on end you're bound to become a wretched shell of a human being who can't into real life
Has anyone tried giving up computers/internet? How did it go?
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p-please respondo
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i can't live without it because life is so mundane
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>>36979054
i spend 14-16 hours even on work days
it probably is what made me into a disgusting autist but oh well without my computer i would kill myself
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>TFW been working six days a week and don't have time for a proper haircut
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>>36979039
I had this same realization today. Im too busy for a haircut.
I look like fucking Jamie Oliver for fucks sake. I need a cut
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>>36979039
nice blogpost faggot. wow originally as oregon
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You wagecucks live such sad, meaningless lives. I really do feel bad for you but someone's gotta keep my neet lifestyle afloat and you sure as hell won't find me spending my free time doing menial tasks
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post your most wholesome pepes ITT
no nazis pls
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Here is some pepe
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>>36978992
Personal favorite, it always brings a smile
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>>36978992
i remember when i used to enjoy collecting pepes.
its just another distraction from tfw, it doesnt last
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help me start my eliza obsession
here's what ive got so far;
https://u.pomf.is/sunliz.mp4
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>>36978991
Looks like a homeless crackhead
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>>36979135
sorta kinda maybe
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that url looks sketchy as fuck
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When you're eating a girls ass do you prefer it to be pink or dark?
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more or less existant mostly
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Why is there so many gays in r9k? I hate gaybait threads.
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>>36978965
It doesn't fucking matter, it's going to taste the same
Why do you drink alone at bars ?
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Usually because I'm waiting for other people to arrive, or they recently left and I'm waiting for the check.
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As if I had the confidence to go to a bar.
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>>36979001
>waiting for other people to arrive
I am sorry but I am afraid to say that you are a normie
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Why do women refer to male genitals as derogatory terms such as junk. But whenever talking about female genitals it's always referred to as a vagina?
I find it really offensive and would never refer to my penis as junk. What are your thoughts on it? I can't imagine men being ok with their manhood being referred to as a worthless piece of junk.
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are you really offended by this? if so i think tumblr might be more your speed if you dont want your poo poo diaper baby feelings hurt lol
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I actually dont know either, I haven't had a bath my entire adult life
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>>36978909
I hate my genitals and consider them worse than junk so they aren't wrong
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How many people left on this board are actually robots, i.e.
>over 21
>KHV virgin who has never had a girl interested in you
>essentially friendless/no social life at all
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>>36978824
by the way the V in KHV is velcro-less before you complain
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Literally me, but fuck having women interested in me, I'm not interested in them, fuck literally everyone outside my house.
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check
check
I have friend I talk to every day, some online, some offline.