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2017-05-13 05:14:24 Post No.36981238
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How do you cope with having no friends /r9k/

I'm going on two years now and It's fucking awful. Constantly alone and all I do is reminisce about the good times I had with buddies in high school and early college.

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:21:10 Post No.36981369
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I smoke a lot of cigars, mostly because cigarettes feel trashy to me. But yeah, I smoke. I would drink, but I have to wait three years.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:24:41 Post No.36981422
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>>36981238
I'm high and drunk after wageslaving all day reading 4chan, that's how I deal with it. Just kidding this is going to kill me one day and I just don't care anymore.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:26:32 Post No.36981441
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:26:32 Post No.36981441 [Report]

Exercice. Literally do 5 push-ups and take a nightwalk. You'll feel 10 times more confident

Anonymous
2017-05-13 05:13:29 Post No.36981222
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:13:29 Post No. 36981222 [Report] [View this topic]

You don't get out much, do you anon? Of course not! If how pale and flabby you are wasn't a dead giveaway, how sweaty you are just from talking to me sure is. Meanwhile, I'm young, attractive, and confident enough to go outside in my underwear! You never got to do that, huh? And you never, ever will!

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:15:06 Post No.36981251
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Lmao stop eating fatty

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:15:12 Post No.36981255
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:15:12 Post No.36981255 [Report]

Is this post meant to offend me or something?

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:15:23 Post No.36981259
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>>36981222
I'm insecure about my body because I'm extremely underweight, not overweight.

Anonymous
2017-05-13 05:12:39 Post No.36981204
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:12:39 Post No. 36981204 [Report] [View this topic]

REEEEEE WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT GET A CLEAR ANSWER ON MY HEIGHT EVERYTIME I MEASURE MYSELF I GO FROM 5'10 TO 5'11.5 I NEED TO KNOW IF IM A MANLET OR NOT

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:14:20 Post No.36981237
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>tfw only 5'12"

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:14:38 Post No.36981242
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>>36981204
dont make no difference 5 10 is friggin average, no matter how what the cute inforgraphics say

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:17:30 Post No.36981295
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:17:30 Post No.36981295 [Report]

>tfw doctor measured me and got 185cm

That's means I'm 6'1 master race, before I kinda only measured 184~183cm making me a 6'0 manlet

Anonymous
2017-05-13 05:09:57 Post No.36981152
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:09:57 Post No. 36981152 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys. /g/ was no help.

I think I have a virus on my computer.

Can anyone help me? Does anyone know if there's a computer flu going around?

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:10:36 Post No.36981162
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Meet 2

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Shit. I think I need to clear my cookies.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:11:38 Post No.36981188
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>>36981152
You almost had me convinced until I looked at the tabs.
>Gay Sex With Hats On
kek

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2017-05-13 05:05:32 Post No.36981065
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:05:32 Post No. 36981065 [Report] [View this topic]

Rumored new pick for FBI Chief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73A9i4Emg_E&at=33m39s

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:07:11 Post No.36981104
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I'd hardy be surprised at this point. The president is unraveling before our eyes. In way over his head.

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>>36981104
He had no idea what he was getting into honestly, I think at this point it's clear he's not very cut out for it

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I really can't wait for Trump's impeachment

The /pol/baby tears are gonna be so fucking satisfying

Anonymous
Oh hey there white boy. 2017-05-13 05:03:36 Post No.36981035
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Oh hey there white boy. Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:03:36 Post No. 36981035 [Report] [View this topic]

You looking to get at this black ass? I need a hairy white man to own my boy pussy,

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:04:07 Post No.36981040
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kys you literal faggot

Anonymous 2017-05-13 06:23:06 Post No.36982261
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>>36981040
>kys
>faggot
>trying hard to be tough on 4chan

okay kid if you don't come back here I won't tell your parent what you are doing.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 06:24:16 Post No.36982271
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>>36982261
Wow, you sound really mature. I wish I was like you.

Anonymous
2017-05-13 05:00:31 Post No.36980980
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:00:31 Post No. 36980980 [Report] [View this topic]

Are you happy in the country you live in? Do you wish you could move somewhere else to live? If You already can leave to live somewhere else why haven't you?

I can safely say there is not a single country that could tempt me away from Australia besides maybe Switzerland.

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:04:05 Post No.36981038
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my ancestors fled persecution in switzerland.

i wish i could live in switzerland so i could clog all of their toilets and flood their bathrooms and break all of their light switches. fuck switzerland.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:10:24 Post No.36981158
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>>36981038
>my ancestors fled persecution in switzerland.
>fuck switzerland

Please expand on this.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:15:07 Post No.36981252
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:15:07 Post No.36981252 [Report]

America, Not quite.

I like the music scene, but the culture and society feels really vapid and empty. All of our holidays are just excuses to buy shit, and saying "please" and "thank you" at the supermarket is the closest to a unifying factor we all share. The idea of freedom for everyone is great, but lacking a set of public values is honestly a bit upsetting. You feel zero connection to the average person in your country, and I believe it makes life just a bit less fulfilling.

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2017-05-13 04:58:50 Post No.36980950
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:58:50 Post No. 36980950 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: YOU STOP WITH YOUR BS EXCUSES AND POST YOUR FUCKING PLACE IN THE SOCIAL HIERARCHY

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:01:27 Post No.36980997
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I'm in the A range, and I hate to burst everyone's bubble but it doesn't help me get laid. What do you think I can just go out in public and show off my dick and get women?

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:05:04 Post No.36981058
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I spilled my drink here m8, what kind of chart calls itself "the authentic"? Also why are all the data points filled in? Did they actually ask about a cock with a 9 inch girth but 4 inch length? kek

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:06:51 Post No.36981092
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>>36980950

>You will never be in the E range where you're 9.75 inches thick and 11 inches long

Why even live bros

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:58:40 Post No. 36980945 [Report] [View this topic]

>you will never have a qt trap bf

fuck everything

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:05:54 Post No.36981075
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>>36980945
We're all gonna make it brah
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 06:09:15 Post No.36982062
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Anonymous 2017-05-13 06:09:15 Post No.36982062 [Report]

Oh but I already do

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>>36980945
one on left needs to be cuddled
one on right needs to be destroyed

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:57:51 Post No. 36980926 [Report] [View this topic]

HELP. I might have a date tonight, what do I do, where do I take her, what do girls like? Do open door for her or is that cringe? Help me make it out

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:30:12 Post No.36981491
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>>36980926
>>36980926
yes hold door, treat her with the utmost polite manners, like shes your grandmother. no monkeying around and succumbing the the hunger of the flesh.

Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:31:45 Post No.36981512
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>>36980926

From 1950: What to do on a date. https://archive.org/details/WhattoDo1950

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Okay so treat her like I do my grandma, but where do I take? I don't really know what people like to do. What do we talk about? If I mention Cryptos will she be impressed?

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:56:29 Post No. 36980900 [Report] [View this topic]

>Implying being nice doesn't attract women

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:57:23 Post No.36980915
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>>36980900
>implying that isn't her autistic son

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pretty sure that's his mother

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:57:38 Post No.36980921 [Report]

That's probably his mommy.

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Born With All The Skills To Be The Next Billionaire (Not Kidding) 2017-05-13 04:55:51 Post No.36980892
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Born With All The Skills To Be The Next Billionaire (Not Kidding) Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:55:51 Post No. 36980892 [Report] [View this topic]

So i am a regular teen but i am immensely Gifted ( Dropout Could have been a scientist Physicist ,a biologist, a psychologist , a researcher, A marketer, An innovator ), i can think of software & Business ideas that can be the next big thing almost every single day
But i want to confess i am getting overpower by lust, i am hyper sexual, things just turn me on ( Voices, a pic in the newspaper, let alone seeing a video )& i can't get over it until i Fap, so what's the problem ?, this is interfering with work, i can't get to work, chase my dreams. But i am not going to give up on my dreams, not many people are gifted with such skills
i Really feel if bill gates was born in the late 90's he would had a really tough time reaching, where he is now, as today we are living in a world full of distraction, TV, internet, Instagram, Facebook, iPad, phones, Running after Sex..anyways i just wanted to tell the world, what my situation is, i will start practicing my focusing power with all the researches i have done, I will let you know what happens & Probably share my Researches.

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:57:09 Post No.36980912
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>>36980892
>ywn be billionaire anon's sexual relief
>ywn suck him off at least hourly so he can concentrate on getting loads of money

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>>36980892
You must be crazy or on something bro

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i too have a god complex
hope you enjoy wageslavery

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:54:37 Post No. 36980869 [Report] [View this topic]

>H-heheh.. y-yeah, this is my first
>O--oh, you too?
>Mhm... that's so cute
>N-no, d-don't be embarrassed about it
>W-well.. mh, you c-can start be taking o-off my sweater
>Heh, don't worry, I-I can take off my bra
>P-please kiss me. M-mh!
>*bites your ear*
>~~...y-you make m-me f-f-feel so h-hot, d-daddy.~~

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:58:09 Post No.36980932
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>>36980869
Y-You too.

Itdhudhirfjjtfhkj

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i would cum before i removed by underwear

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>>36980869
>sorry you aren't my type.

original

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:48:46 Post No. 36980774 [Report] [View this topic]

I just broke up with my gf.
>she wouldn't acknowledge me online
>I'd message her and she would ignore me
>she would post and talk to other people instead of me
>never reached out to me like she did and made me feel like a beta orbiter
Did I do the right thing?

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:49:42 Post No.36980789
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>>36980774
i'm getting serious deja vu from this thread

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>>36980774
yeah

oubliette

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>>36980789
So did I fuck up? I'm also open to more questions about our relationship to further clarify things.

Dorozhand
Pick your Poison 2017-05-13 04:46:58 Post No.36980738
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Pick your Poison Dorozhand 2017-05-13 04:46:58 Post No. 36980738 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your drink of choice, Robots?

Thoroughly a (red) wine man here, through and through. Pinot Noir is my favorite variety. Don't know why it's so rare to find fellow wine-drinkers.

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Anonymous 2017-05-13 05:01:14 Post No.36980996
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>>36980738
beer
stouts and hefeweizen are my favorite
anyone have any recommendations for American hefes?
I prefer buying American but I have only really liked a couple I've tried so far and they are only released seasonally

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>>36980738
Originally Gay original

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sizzurp

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/