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I'm a shitskin Mexican who wants to rape a white girl. How do I accomplish this?
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>>36983688
lead them to a secluded area and knock them out

when your done take them to the woods and set off but make sure you do this at night and while they are still unconcious
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>>36983750
maybe take them to a forest then start a fire just to remove all evidence and the fire wold probably be ruled as a natural forest fire, either way they should not be able to conclude you started the fire unless someone else saw you
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>>36983750
>>36983769
I don't live in fucking Idaho Cletus. I live in suburban California. Give me a plan anon.

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>be me, 22
>live with parents
>shut in, too depressed to do anything
>depressed because my parent's relationship is shitty, they're always constantly fighting, and they're the only people i'm around
>have no real way of escaping this psychological prison
>often fantasize about packing up some shit, and leaving in the middle of the night, just going in one direction

Do any of you have any experience with just going? Subsisting on a small amount of food/money, and just travelling from place to place on foot?
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>>36983587
this is exactly how i feel but i'm 19 and agoraphobic
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>>36983587

Fuck, I thought I was the only one with this feel. Every other day I want to pack my things, put on my boots, and hit the road. It doesn't matter where I go, only that I go.

It won't work though, My savings will eventually run out. I'll be back exactly as I am right now. If the money existed, I would travel indefinitely.
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I would love to pack a few essential tools and some literature and just go survive in some remote forest.

Problem is I have zero experience outdoors.

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Why do robots act like they are special snowflakes most millenials i know arent in long term relationships and dont plan on it anytime soon. Love is a boomer/late stage capitalist meme to sell various products.
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>>36983511
>most millenials i know arent in long term relationships
I'm sure they've at least kissed somebody at some point in their life.

>and dont plan on it anytime soon
There's an element of choice involved for them.
When they want a long term relationship, they will be able to have one.
They're not all under the impression they're going to die never having experienced love.
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>>36983511
they use those apps for fucking because it's the current style.
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>>36983511
>millenials
>LTR
>robots actually believe this
Fugg :DDD

who is your favourite person and why?

mine is my mum, she
>has a heart of gold
>takes care of me
>is so cute and pretty
>is super funny
>is really strong and smart
>makes the best food
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Mine would have to be my mom too. She's the only person who puts up with me
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My mommy. I can't live without her. She's the only person who's give a shit if I died.
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>>36983491
i am my own favourite person.

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Any Texas Tech bots here? I major in physics
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What's with all the Texas shit? Nobody cares about your awful state
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>>36983438

im at tech, you tryna party or somethin?
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>>36983460
I hate it, but surely out of 35,000 people in my school there is at least another robot

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Lonely thread

Anyone else spending their Friday night all alone, like usual
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I didn't even know it was Friday. I spend every day alone though, unless you count my mom
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>>36983353

When was the last time you hugged your mom, and told her how much she means to you?

Mother's day is coming up soon. What did you get her?
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>>36983374
what do they like?

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Is it weird to not leave the house some days? I work from home and sometimes I'll go a week without leaving the house. How often do you robots see people?

I'm so lonely.
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if you do nothing nothing bad can happen
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>>36983302
where do you think you are OP, i didnt leave my house in like a month
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>>36983310
I guess not anon.

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Post your original creations.
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I'll bite. Here's my beautiful boy
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here's a buzz
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here you are op

there should be a board where u can only post pictures

tips apart from kys for uni INFPs that want to make friends and get a gf
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>>36983131
Suppress your feely feels until you get the girl to tell you her feely feels, the unload your lifetime of sad feely feels on her to amaze and mystify her with how deep you are
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All robots are INFPs. who says otherwise, is a cunt that belive he is INTP / INTJ yet he got misstyped.
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>>36984492
INFPs are responsible for the feely feel posting, while us INTP/INTJs mostly lurk and try to inject some sarcasm or insightful commentary here and there

So why haven't you robots killed yourselves yet?.
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>>36983126
I don't want to be used as a liberal gun statistic
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>>36983126
Inside us is a glimmer of hope, even if that speck is only a self casted illusion.
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>>36983126
i dont want to go to hell

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Cya R9K. I'm going to quit destroying myself because I know better. I have more knowledge than most of you on this board. I've been destroying my mind and souls for years through my addiction to the female body and the pleasures of my flesh; I always thought I could one day get a girlfriend. But I give up. I surrender.

Those who seek to escape from their despair, remember depression is a choice and your sorrowness is a choice. Whether you are ignorant or not. But quit sinning and you will heal and be built up, however those of you who are ignorant will write off this last sentence as religious christcuck jibberish instead of taking it to mind the meaning.
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So what exactly is it that youre gonna do?
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how are cults still a thing?
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>>36983007
Instead of that all that rubbish you just said

I just took cypro so I no longer had a male sex drive

I can't even get Boners anymore and I'm infertile, and don't think about girls or sex at all now.

Drugs are always the solution

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Do we still have a discord?
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>>36982920
All r9k discord ive joined were fucking terrible

These people don't know how conversations work. Everyone will be blogposting about their own mental problems
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>>36983046
Well its /r9k/ what did you expect?
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is there a discord that is not filled try hard alt-right wieners?

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Do qt Latina girls like white guys?
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yes, good looking white guys
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>>36982916
what about decent looking white guys?
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>>36982903
>>36982903
only the strong ones... not intelligent ones like us

>be me 19
>pretty good looking but not social at all so I don't have much success with womyn
>work at sandwich place while going to school
>cute Latina gets hired
>don't really talk to her at first
>learn she has a boyfriend so there's really no point
>in the last ~2 weeks we've started talking a lot
>she asked me for my snapchat
>start flirting with eachother at work, I make her laugh a lot, she's always trying to work next to me, compliments my appearance.
>sends me pics of herself all the time
>even when I ignore her texts and snapchats she continues to send me stuff
>one of her friends came in to my work and said "omg are you anon? Sarah told me so much about you"
>wanna pound the fuck out of her but idk how to proceed seeing how she has a bf

How do I put my benis is her guy's?
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How do I put my benis is her guy's?
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>>36982893
Just make a move she already wants to fuck you

that is if you don't care about the bf and you have no morals
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>>36982966
Her ass is tempting me to set aside my morals. It's fucking perfect. Also I'd be doing this guy a favor anyway, she's gonna cuck him eventually, might as well be with me

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look what i found on my nightwalk /r9k/
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>>36982872
So cute! Did you take him home?
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>>36982872
What kind of bird is that?
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If you actually took it, you should go to /an/ so they can yell at you for disturbing a fledgling.

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