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>>36984568
hashtag#thestruggleisreal

>>36984568
brush under the shower anon
if you don't shower try showering

> HAVE MY SPIT INFUSE WITH LEFTOVER TOOTHPASTE FOR 2 HOURS
are you not rinsing your mouth or something?

Be of independent means.

>>36984534

That's vague as fuck you fucking pussy

>>36984550

On the contrary, it is precise.

>>36984494
the white one's cute, would fukc

try and get them to spitroast you

ask them about sports trivia

>>36984485
fuck i did the arrows wrong... whatever

>>36984485
>->
Get the fuck out already

>>36984502
shut the fuck up you fucking newfag

why is this not origibal

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Oh my look at the time

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You don't want to be late for your you-know-what

Tick tock, wagiecuck
Gently down the trafficstream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
freedom is but a dream.

>>36984064
Copyright claims don't take down videos sometimes, they'll still run ads but the money goes to the copyright holder.

I think they do it because they hope people will watch the rest of their channel and watch something they can actually earn money on.

>>36984109
for this channel specifically, they only have 13 videos, each with at least 100k views, all of them full episodes of penn and teller. if all the episodes are getting flagged immediately, then why upload them?

also in one of the videos they dubbed over one of the songs to avoid content ID, so something tells me he has an interest in keeping his channel relatively undetected.

>>36984131
Could just be someone who likes it and wants to share? Sometimes channels go down, videos get removed, so it's good to have backups.

Occasionally a copyright claim will silence a video instead of just taking the ad revenue, it's possible that's what happened.

>>36984041
Alaska or Hawaii. Fuck the Continental US.

myanusville

25-29% masterrace

youll faggots dont even like thicc

>>36984032
yes D: all the time.

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i can't imagine many in the southeastern US aside from my autistic ass that would use "dodgy" in conversation, but nah

suspicious, probably not. maybe in terms of being suspicious of things, but not acting or behaving or appearing suspicious myself.

nearly all of the close and far friends i interact with introduce me as some pseudo-saintly or lower-class genius or some shit; either laying it on real thick or more subtly. i don't think i like it that much, although i harbor no belief that their actions are malicious.

and i'll tell you right now it sure as shit doesn't get me any poon

Yes. When I was in college, I would always go sit on the benches outside before class. When there was a test, I'd go an hour early and sit and study. The campus police were called on me by the cleaning ladies three times I did this just for sitting and reading my textbooks. Then, once when I was trying to buy a computer a store clerk kept following me around (so I didn't bother buying it even though I was going to pay a lot for it). Another time people at a Best Buy said I stole something and they had me on camera so they said they had to search me. I let them, they didn't find anything, I asked if I could see the footage of me stealing whatever, they said they didn't have to show me but know I did. I asked them to call the police then, they wouldn't. I stopped going to stores after that.

I don'\t get panic attacks, but when I get drunk, I feel sorta panicky, like I'm trapped somehow. Last time this happened, I woke up at midnight and texted my friend (who was asleep at the time) and almost called him up because I felt I needed to.

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Last night
>woke up
>couldn't remember the dream
>mind was running a million miles a second yet was empty
>sweating
>can barely breathe
>felt like I was still dreaming
>can barely feel my body
>roll around in bed sweating like a pig for 10 minutes before I calm down and pass back out

It's always weird waking up in one. It's hard to realize that you're actually having one and just think it's a restless night almost, yet you don't notice how shallow your breaths are and that you're shaking. You've got your foot flat on the accelerator but you're in neutral so it's sorta disorientating until it's over and you realize what it was or wake up enough before it stops. The ones at night are aren't anywhere near as bad as the ones during the day though.

>>36983970
>boss tells me to pick up the phone cause its ringing
>tell him no cause i'm a nervous wreck on phones
>"do it or you're fired"
>lose control of my autism over the phone
uhhhh....

>>36983915
>browsing deviantart
>bunch of people post fart fetish drawings
>wait wtf its a thing!?
>thought it was just some 4chan bullshit
I can't believe this is real..

>>36983939
Hahaha yeah man some people jerk it to hentai isn't that crazy? I can't wait to graduate high school.

>>36984022
my point is that it didn't exist on that disgusting site.
it only appeared after i seen it being meme'd

Nigga no one deserves to die by the hand of two autists.

>Did the people who died during columbine deserve it?
No

>>36983900
Nope, because they were so beta they didn't even shoot any bullies or Chads.

Faggots til the end.

There have been a lot of bad threads here today, but I think this is one of the worst. Congrats op

Sopa de macaco e uma delicia

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>fell for the shrek meme
>change nouns in song lyrics to shrek

>>36983823
>he doesn't know how to win the lotto

lol poorfag

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>>36983823

The lottery is anti-NEET. It wasn't enough for us to be genetic trash and to die alone and poor. They had to create something like the lottery. They had to dangle false hope in front of us so that we could imagine winning and everything changing in an instant only to be disappointed again and again.

>"Hey there NEET! Did you hear about the BIG JACKPOT? It's over a BILLION DOLLARS! With that much money you could fix everything! Why don't you buy a ticket or two, huh?"

The only way I could fix my life at this point is to be granted enough money to correct everything I've done wrong. Winning the lottery is the only way I'll ever be able to get any real enjoyment out of my one single brief chance at existence, so they dangle the opportunity in front of me that they may watch me get crushed again and again.

>>36983883
I do know how to win, just never lose faith and keep on gambling until it happens. Cause people do actually win the jackpot sometimes, I matched up to 4 out of 6 numbers sometimes, and lots of other times had all the winning numbers on one ticket but not in the same row.

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>>36983796
>i want a gf
>but i don't want to do anything to get it
>women don't want to put up with me
>that's why their fucking whores
>i'm so lonely waaahhh
you people are fucking pathetic.

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i once came here and thought i found people that are like me but your feels are shit and everything about you is just shit.

>>36983796
I don't want a gf. I just want to be left alone but am too much of a coward to kill myself.

>>36983771
nah, you could stand to gain a few actually

What madman let a gorilla go in the hot tub

>>36983771
yeah, about 10