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>>36967810
Reproducing is ethically irresponsible.

The only women who would tolerate me are probably too fucked in the head to be the mother of my child.

>>36967810
It is, but there's no rush. I can have children anytime. I can afford to be patient until I meet the right partner.

Benefits of being male.

>>36966874
>mother's day is Sunday
It was like 2 months ago.

>>36967003

You must not be in the US. It's this Sunday in burgerland

>>36966874
Only anime weebs fall for theese threads

"Waiting for my folks to die, so I can claim myself a piece of the pie."

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Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
Of another dream

>>36962626
"Now it's time to lean ang rab my steel; showing the world just how I feel."
Ironic since I'd sooner kill myself than someone who doesn't deserve it.

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guss i go what do wan

>>36925942
Get me a whopper.

>>36925942
me watn tendos as alweys fwend
pls and teny yuo

>>36985773
>algemeine SS
>not waffen SS
Enjoy pushing papers for the gaulitier

A basterd's work is never done.

>>36985773
You're a larping Jew.

>>36985594
This is what the wagie thinks at night knowing he has to be awake in 4 hours to beat traffic

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>>36985634
so does the NEET, except they do it FOR FREE

could you even FATHOM such an existence? well for the NEET, they don't have to imagine - it's their reality! what luck

I hate the heat and I hate foreigners so I wouldn't spend money on holidays abroad even if I could afford it.

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comfy buzz

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another buzz

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bateman buzz

>>36985365

>Watching anime adaptations

This is why you stick to manga since it's original canon content by the author.

I agree with you on the Berserk anime, Conviction arc is one of my favourites but they diluted it so much it may as well be a Naruto clone.

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>>36985387

Agreed.

Also a bunch of idiots keep saying that they're saving animation budget for when guts gets the armour. (They aren't, they just don't care).

But like that most recent fight with zodd looked like complete shit you can't tell me they couldn't have spent a little more time on it.

Even the original manga is shit now, it's clear that the author has ran out of ideas, Berserk is pretty dead right now

I don't really give a shit about your home life but I absolutely adore girls like your pic. That dehumanised look is top of my list. I would give anything to have one of them on my dick, either not speaking at all, making xenomorph growls or some such. Thinking of the noise alone had given me a right chub desu

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>>36985523
I dont care either, i just post random shit at 4am. I'll look through my folders for a bit for full body latex stuff for you though.

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I wonder if windows can drag and drop files into chrome like macos canada

>>36985051
might be you

they saw that as something they could take advantage of
Or they've been brainwashed by media to believe that kindness is weakness
Either way normies are pathetic

>>36985062
fuck off normie

origanos

>>36984958
>Friend
>Work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're cringing hard for one phone call? That probably lasted 10 seconds too.

>works for an airline
You're so expendable it's not even funny, he probably doesn't know your boss's boss name.

T. Former employee of an airport directly and not shitty airline employee

I hate signing up for things
I also hate scams

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I could really only date a robot boy or someone from 4chan as they're the only type of people I really have things in common with. I am not female

>>36984779
Are you sort of female at least?

some people just have acidic saliva and don't need to brush as much (if at all)
as is i'm in the same boat with you, haven't ever consistently brushed but no problems to speak of

Just brush your fucking teeth goddamn. Takes two fucking minutes.

What do you mean any advice on how to fix this just brush your teeth godammit. Schedule a dentists appointment to if possible. No girl is going to want to kiss your rotting mouth. Also floss

>spit into your hand
>???

Take nail filer, place paper under teeth and start filing your teeth down, take the shavings and mix with flour and any non oil lotion.

Only do this a few times, and only get teeth that aren't completely level, because you don't wanna file them down completely.

The stem cells inside of your teeth filings stimulate your penis, making you feel the most euphoric feeling you'll ever feel in your life. You can do this with your blood plasma too, but you need a doctor to remove the plasma for you.

>>36984698
if u rly care coconut oil is good, but idk something about this thread seems like you dont give a shit

literotica has always been my favorite

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>>36984664
instant loss

ororororor

>>36984683
I am with Anon, literotica is good.
I also read stories posted on "dimensionsmagazine"'s Site