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You can stimulate your prostate with this pen and have an amazing orgasm

>hi i just saw wolf of wall street

>>36989859
*takes pen and puts it in pocket*

No.

>>36989678
I WANT TO BE A GIRL SO FUCKING BADLY AND THIS THREADS ONLY MAKE IT WORSE

Not being a faggot. That's pretty much it.

>>36989678
I'm not a faggot
saged

>1k to blow
This is why the poor stay poor

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>>36989637
A gf for a week

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>>36989637
>tfw have $55k spare at 19

www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57fd37368ff0f

>>36989559
Nope. The hotter a girl is the worse they generally are in bed. Crazy girls and hardcore religious girls are usually the best fucks. Although both try to get you to go raw even though they're not on birth control.

>good at sex
All you have to do as a woman is to be hot. Everything else is just meme bullshit.

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>>36989522
You're one to know, you tell me!

>>36989532
Op here,
I know it's wrong but I can't stop
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/2676139/indian_aunty_1255_part_2.html

>>36989522
The best cp

hi /b/. thought you were gonna get away with it didn't you.

>>36989490
What is that? Is that an infected tattoo?

What in sweet baby honey glazed Jesus' name is going on here?

Im on antidepressants so it takes me forever.

Under 30 seconds.

>>36989230
I can cum very fast like in 20seconds sometimes or sometimes I last up to 5minutes. I'm guessing it's more of a mental thing then just rubbing.

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>>36989199
I wasn't aware that was a thing, but no I've no pedophile ears.

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originally and surprisingly accurate

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I just realized that one of mine is detached and the other isn't.

What does that mean?

Also I know how we can decide his innocence.

Why is everyone on 4chan so fucking butthurt about tattoos? I agree that normie tattoos usually fucking suck, but I'm not going to automatically dislike somebody solely for the fact that they have one, fucking christ. Some people can pull them off well. >>36989192 is fucking gay though.

>>36989288
I think its because it requires social interaction and somewhat of a pain tolerance
A lot of 4chan are ironically right wing and think these people are permanently scarring themselves to make a statement or look cool whereas a lot of people who get tattoos actually do hold meaning behind them and arent planning to become bankers

>>36989288
4chan users(myself included) don't tend to like people who try too hard to stand out and tattoos are one of the most tryhard forms of self-expression.

Buy an apartment, pay off my school loans
and use all the excess money to not work and focus on my career of music.

I like the nice things in life but I'd feel like I would still live like a poor person as I know power corrupts.

>>36988864
>Suits?

Why the hell would I buy suits when I don't need to wear wagecuck monkey garb for work anymore?

>>36988900
Fair point. I'm talking about nice suits tho, like if you want to be the alpha without flaunting your money like a retard. Of course, only in suit-appropriate settings.

>>36988795
I suffer from this style of walk but im not a virgin. Should be called "the mentally ill walk".

You can look at people and make pretty good guesses, but you can never be certain

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>he doesn't Chad Stride
it's like you want everyone to know how pathetic you are. stop virgin walking

>>36988795
>tfw ten of these apply to me
Good thing I don't care that I'm a virgin. My virginity will only go to my waifu when anime becomes real.

went the other day and got some cigarettes and chew

had a friend come over march of 2014 i dont even talk to him anymore he takes months to answer on skype

the rest arent even applicable

>when was the last time you went out excluding work?
Today to go to the store.

>when was the last time you hanged out with a friend?
Monday.

>when was the last time you invited friends over to your house?
Never.

>when was the last time you hanged out with the opposite sex?M
Monday

>when was the last time you went to a party?
March

>when was the last time you had sex?
Never

>>36988783
>>when was the last time you went out excluding work?
a week ago if you don't count taking out trash
>>when was the last time you hanged out with a friend?
2 and a half years ago
>>when was the last time you invited friends over to your house?
5 years ago maybe 4 and a half
>>when was the last time you hanged out with the opposite sex?
like 7 years ago
>>when was the last time you went to a party?
like 7 ago
>>when was the last time you had sex?
lol

Yeah unfortunately they do

do traps have free will or are they just failed men who become faggots so people will be nice to them?

traps are the worst

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>>36988782
Yeah they do, but what a women does with free will isnt what a man does.

So you end up with what modern women are now, a pile of bitter, hate, regret, jealousy, selfishness, disrespectful, immature, greedy, disloyal walking talking brats.

>the anon
sorry, meant to write "the anons"

>taller than me
>atleast a 6 or 7 outta 10
>slightly older
>chubby
>funny but can be a dick
>likes vidya


>is into non-vanilla stuff

>>36988835
That's not hard to qualify for

that charter is retarded and you know it

20 is as attractive as 50?

fuck off old roastie

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ok, whatever roastie

>>36988692
>Women are most attractive in their late 20s-early 30s

More like late teens-early 20s