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daily fembot thread
How are you holding up ladies? I'll start with a greentext about myself.
>be me
>24 yo kv NEET
>live in my parents attic
>porn addict
>moe addict
>internet addict
>empty ramen containers, chip bags and soda cans everywhere
>never had a job
>hs drop out
>socially inept and awkward
>problems with intimacy
>haven't showered in at least 2 months
>haven't brushed teeth in at least a year
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shameless self bump
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>>36995592
Not a fembot and bit of a normie question but I keep seeing KV everywhere. What does that mean?
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>>36995824
kibble vagina
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Why are so many white men having black babies lately? Anyone else notice this?
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I dunno OP, maybe it's genetics? Pretty confusing if you ask me.
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>>36995581
you just know that kids gonna slay puss
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If a white lady and a white man has a baby why does it come out black sometimes?
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Fembot red flag thread 2017-05-13 09:30:14 Post No.36995573
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>he doesn't own a home
>he doesn't have a car
>he doesn't have a bank account
Any other ladies know this feel?
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>he doesn't play Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Wii U
>he plays League
I have a penis though so my opinion doesn't count.
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>>36995573
>he isn't a chad
amirite ladies?
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I know this thread is going to get hundreds of replies in a few hours.
But I want to make it clear for all you autistic shits that this is clearly bait. OP is just some guy who wants to make other guys mad at women.
Probably won't affect your irrational tard rage, but whatever.
Name one thing that makes you nervous /r9k/.
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>>36995499
>Name one thing that makes you nervous /r9k/.
Girls obv.
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>>36995499
Talking to someone and I go a little too far.I'm too blunt with people
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>>36995499
thinking people are consistently pulling pranks on me that I just don't know of
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>"haha your jokes are funny anon, your such a comedian!"
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>>36995492
She's so fucking beautiful, why did she go in to porn? She could have easily landed a rich boyfriend like me
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Fuck you coal burner. Die of AIDS.
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>"haha you remind me so much of Sheldon from big bang theory anon!"
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Why are women so much more mature than men?
Whenever I talk with guys they're always dudebros or want to talk about the latest games. Whenever topics like politics or philosophy come up they're always simple and extreme, never having anything intelligent to say.
Yet women are able to think before they speak, they can see the complexity and nuances in every subject and are honest when ignorant.
Even this board, it's all whining and crying, never any serious discussion just emotional lashing out.
I'm starting to think men are just idiots
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>>36995352
>brings up philosophy, something legit started by men
Hmmmmmm really makes you think.
And consider that men don't want to talk about philosophy or politics with a pseudo-intellectual cunt like yourself, you give actual smart women a bad name.
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>>36995352
Women think subjectively while men think objectively
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>>36995397
but I'm not a woman
and I'm talking in generalities here.
the average woman just seems to be much more capable of interesting dialogue than the average guy
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If a girl says yes to a movie with me, does she like me or is at least interested?
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>>36995290
Please give detailed instructions of how you accomplished this. I am ready with pen and notepad.
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>>36995333
Waited till she was alone and said, "Hey, would you like to see a movie sometime?" followed by "Can you give me your number?"
We started talking like 3 weeks ago and my friend pushed me into doing it.
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>>36995290
Anon I once invited a girl to a movie.
She agreed but she never came
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Why aren't you communist yet?
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>>36995204
Because anime is a product of capitalism
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>>36995204
>implying I'm not
also
>>>/pol/
>>>/bant/
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>>36995235
But anime is distributed for free in western internet. Pretty much communism.
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This just happened.
>Be me, at supermarket.
>I want to buy Mum something special for Mother's Day.
>Mum gave me nine dollars to buy something for her because I'm a NEET.
>Get some chips, a card and flowers.
>Hold them all in my arms because fuck baskets.
>Cash them out, watch as this Vietnamese lady scans my shit.
>Can't afford it all.
>Avoid eye contact with Vietnamese lady, with sweat trickling down my face.
"I-I'll just keep this"
>Keep the chips.
Round 2
>Go back and get another card.
>No prices on these things, wtf.
>Go to a different cashier, which happens to be a hot Stacey, along with her bagger sidekick (Also a hot Stacey)
>Sweating intensifies
"H-hi I-I want to buy this"
>Can't fucking afford it
>It's seven dollars
>Literally say "Fuck" in front of both of them.
>Say I'll be back to buy another card.
>Waste their time for a few seconds before coming back to ask if they have cheaper cards.
>The cashier delivers and shows me a cheaper card with a duck on it.
>Try to make joke about it.
>Mumble.
"A-a duck..."
>She laughs anyways, probably feeling immense pity for me.
"T-t-t-thanks..."
>Be absolutely covered in sweat, armpit stains are now forming.
Round 3
>Go back to Vietnamese lady to buy the card I was just given, still holding my bag of chips.
>Hot cashier and sidekick look at me weirdly a few rows over.
>Buy the rest of my shit leave, while leaving a trail of spaghetti behind.
Does anybody else know this feel?
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Jesus Christ, what age are you?
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this is why it's best for robots to support small businesses. they cater to helpless robots.
you're not going to get this level of service at walmart.
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>>36995172
20Origiginigapost
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Churning out shit threads edition
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Rangers are deed lol
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>>36995064
Fpbp
Germany wins
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in 2017 I shall lose my virginity!
you lads should help me
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>failed driving test at 22
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>>36994998
Don't worry anon. I know someone who has straight A in almost every class in engineering but failed the driving tests 3 times.
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no worries. all examiners are cunts (in uk anyway) and are out to fail you for any reason they can. they have a specific quota that they have to meet per month, they are only allowed to pass a certain amount of people which is why they fail people for no reason all the time. its a disgusting system
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You worthless piece of shit, ain't nothing easier than getting your driving license. You must be a fucking retard and should think about killing yourself as soon as possible.
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Is minecraft still good? 2017-05-13 09:01:23 Post No.36994989
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>feeling nostalgic
>start watching old yogscast minecraft videos
>decide to just buy the game agian
>lookup info about the latest updates and see gliding shit
>wtf?
Do any of you play still? Has it gone to shit?
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>>36994989
Whenever I play it I autistically make a massive, perfectly flat landscape and never build anything on it.
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>>36995018
Im probably gonna make a factory or something depending on what other crazy/stupid shit they added over the years
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Bumping for nostalgia
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If your index finger is longer than your ring finger you never even had a chance.
>Low digit ratio (Chad)
Increased psychopathy in men with low digit ratio and high adult testosterone levels
Increased aggressive behavior in sports.
Assertiveness in females
Aggression in males
Perceived 'dominance' and masculinity of man's face
Decreased empathy in response to adult testosterone levels
increased risk-taking behavior in men
>High digit ratio (you)
Lowered sperm counts
Increased risk for depression in males
Increased rate of schizophrenia
Increased anxiety in males
Reduced performance in sports
Personality traits correlated with digit ratio, higher being more feminized
Paranormal and superstitious beliefs among men
Sexual preference for more masculine men among women and gay men with high digit ratio; a preference for a masculine facial type means a more "feminized" mindset.
>b-but they're equally long
You're among the 3.38% of the population with the lowest testosterone levels.
(for men, m=0.947 s=0.029)
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>>36994964
>You're among the 3.38% of the population with the lowest testosterone levels.
>(for men, m=0.947 s=0.029)
Gonna need a source on this
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>>36995029
doi:10.1016/j.biopsycho.2004.05.001
(paste it into sci-hub.cc for .pdf)
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Index fingers longer. I have diagnosed low T. And anxiety. Welp
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Suicide thread
>Do you think about it everyday
>How long have you thought about
>When do you plan on doing it
>How do you planning on doing it
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>Do you think about it everyday
Yes
>How long have you thought about
Since 2009, at least
>When do you plan on doing it
Me and 2 other people made a suicide pact back in 2013 for June 1, 2017. One of them messaged me recently asking if I still wanted to.
>How do you planning on doing it
I'd probably hang myself, or OD on something.
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>Do you think about it everyday
most nights
>How long have you thought about
decent while
>When do you plan on doing it
soon maybe
>How do you planning on doing it
pills or drowning
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>>36994934
Yes I think about it everyday
I've thought about it for years, but now for the past six months it's starting to get heavy
I plan on doing it in the next couple of years
I plan on going to the shooting range with my sister then shooting myself in the head
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If an 11 year old girl was grinding on your crotch, could you resist getting an erection?
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>>36994916
Yes. Fucking pedo.
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>>36994916
Yes, 3D children are repulsive
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Yes, if you can't then you should never go near children again.