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>>37006642
i'd rather drive those tits

origami

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>>37006642
>What do you mean you don't like me?!

>>37006642
Seeing a girl like this makes me so nervious I might just Piddle myself ! I'm not into pain, but as a sexually-infantile, involuntary Piddler & Excuse-Exhibitionist I see some versions as part of an exposure-predicament. I've wondered how it would be to wear something on my tiny toys that splashed my pee back at me--long before I became an involuntary Piddler. Now that I only have a Toddler-worthy control and the more I wet myself the more I like it, there is a cast-Stainless cage that looks like it would make me wear more than I share. The potential for mischief is alarmingly erotic.

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true. who /fph/ here?

>>37006369
>tfw 5'9" and 320 pounds
>tfw transgirl
>tfw green hair bcus I think it makes me cuter

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>>37006409
oh wow haha! Thank you for existing as an example for the denizens of this board to feel slightly better (less worse) about themselves

>>37006308
bump.

Surely someone on here has done it.

Was it worth it?

Got head from a pornstar who I didn't know was a pornstar once.

I also had a girlfriend that I broke up with, and she immediately went into porn. Guess that counts?

>>37006600
I looked it up after seeing a similar thread and they all charge at least triple what normal hookers charge. 100% not worth it

I'm not dating a leprechaun

>literally takes everything literally

i fucking hate this type of fool

he is not fun at all. no sense of humour. these people are not down to earth nor are they in tune with anything, they're autists! no sense.

in korean we call this "noon-chi" aka awareness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TnK6iitTYg noonchi or nunchi

that person has NONE no nunchi

Bumping this shit because I would rather my thread not die. >.>

Might as well add location and a bit more detail.

Getting an apartment here soon, living in Kentucky, USA.

Started learning to cook last year, having a lot of fun with it, think I'm getting decently good.

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Badabump because no one is here and I dont know how long it takes for a thread to be pruned.

You can't bump your own threads until someone else has posted friendo

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>>37006197
Keep the spaghetti in those pockets.

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>Would you like to donate a dollar for breast cancer awareness ;)

Don't worry. Once you've truly given up on ever having a gf, attractive women won't intimidate you any more.

Periods are hot though.
>tfw barely any porn featuring it

Cool.

>had birthday this week, not celebrated in any way
>classmate asks if I want to go to an organised party, I'll treat it as a delayed birthday thing
>go and pre drink, low key hyped because it's my first night out in years
>get to line at the club
>"oh anon, I didn't realise but you can't buy the tickets here, sooo..."
>"that's cool, I'll go to X friend's house" (lie)
>go to the park and try sober up a bit
>get sad

>>37006000
you are worthless apart from your cunt

Show a picture

are you a grill? pls be my gf

I can't sleep because I'm hungry.
I'm hungry because I don't have any food.
I don't have any food because I'm too tired, poor, and depressed to go grocery shopping.

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>>37005440
where the fuck is alaska you dumb animal

>>37005487
Far away from a neet like you

>>37005440
Fellow Alaskan here. Isn't this place fucking awful?

>>37005068
>Lads, decidez im finally leaving the vird. The sheer happiness Ive fwlt sknce ive come to the decision is enormous. Gomna get my thoughts together and wrote some shit down and then do it tomorrow or tuesday. What should i avoid when breaking up lads? Obviously domt blame the bird, but dont be 'its me not you'.

Pure mad origimal lads.

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Such a comfy day today, you can't see in the picture but it's raining nicely

just got a new job lads, how much do i need to be earning to rent a place, im gonna look for some place with rent around 500-600, im currently earning 1128 a month

>>37005135
I'm not gonna lie that looks like a lot of fun~

t. 19 yr old female with daddy issues

>>37005747
what'd ur daddy do to u

>>37005135
Yes. Literally have porn playing in the other tab with the girl screaming 'daddy' at the top of her lungs.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby

water from the same source

>>37005133
Im a shooting star leaping through the skies

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I thought Switch owners were pathetic. You're a disgrace to the PC community effeminate curs.

>>37005108
>said the mentally ill NEET

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>>37005108
what test will say which of these you are? i forgot my results

>>37005142
Professionally confirmed not but ok

>>37005055
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
t-thanks, anon

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Because nobody cares about untranslated visual novels or idols.

>>37005055
>implying stacys don't use it as a mask to seem quirky and interesting for chads
fuck you, fuck your threads, and fuck the other people that make similar threads

>>37004884
Seriously considering it. Just too afraid to start transitioning.

>>37004884

man i just want a boyfriend and i cant even

I don't know how to deal with the modern world