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Enjoy your scars, retard.

Yes, you made a perfectly sane decision and I applaud you for it.

Dog you're going to regret this , your chin will look like shit in the future.

Enjoy scars

It's the shit you don't wanna do that makes you grow

>>37008123
why do robots avoid responsibility and intimate relationships?

>>37008140
because comfy life is king

Depends, do normies like you realize that they're not in control of their behavior

>>37008106
You can only deal with so much before you start to hate them and not care. You sound like an idiot

>>37008124
>said one thing not definable by metrics
>you sound like an idiot
Uhhhhhhhhh ok have fun with your shit thread normie brainlet

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OCD and Depression.

I can't make any friends because of OCD.

I graduated from college while going through. Major psychotic episode

>>37008037
>all of your problems are literally in your head
Try being a normal person and actually try to show some mental self-control.

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Big, aesthetic dicks are rare. You're going to end up with some fat fuck holstering a pencil dick and end up crying. Stop being prision gay, men aren't 2D like your fap source.

>>37008080
i have a 7.25 and it's thick and veiny. I cum heaps and im straight so no faggots will ever have the pleasure of sucking it.

onli sugg the bigg

>had friends to open up to

It can get worse, don't lost hope yet
Maybe it will be comforting to know that you can kill yourself any day

>tfw the reasons you are depressed are not politically correct
>tfw people just tell you that you're a horrible person when you explain why you're depressed

>>37008051
what's the reason?

orororororooriginale

they want to waste my life

I live in literal where which is located in europe

I wanted to join military but I dont want to end up protecting rapefugees

>>37007858
>>it will give your life a purpose.
Lol no it won't.

why the hell are you asking us you slapnuts

>>37007852
well i have like six different mental illnesses,but guys I've been with have never complained about the sex?

>>37007852

Ex gf with Bipolar Disorder been to the psych ward 3 times and she was pretty boring in bed other than being down for anal.

Probably not worth it desu.

This is a safe place.

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r9k is made for people like you
>no actual socialisation
>take as much time as you want to respond
>no reputation
>people have to take what you say at face value

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i know those feels, i wish i could help you somehow. try not to not worry about the post thing, who cares what a neckbeard on the other side of the world thinks? and even if you say something stupid you can always start fresh without anyone ever knowing it was you who screwed up. there are many many people like you on here, including me. good luck, robot-kun.

>born just in time to fap to trannies

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>>37007246
>supercomputers and 3D printers start resurrecting dead people

think about it the other way around, you were born soon enough to die before being used as a guinea pig for the alpha version of humanity 2.0 by some big corporation.

>>37007159
White people always seemed a lot more soulless to me. Blacks are usually nice and funny, at least the African ones.

The ones in America are all mixed with whites, btw.

>>37007159
Beware the Black Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

>>37007159
That's Jews you're thinking about. Blacks are just mindless animals

>>37007104
Not all of them do, but for the ones who do, it's most likely that you're showing you're a big aggressive strong male but not actually hurting them, which can imply a sense of protection for them. You're not really hurting them, and a small bit of pain can increase adrenaline, release natural painkillers, and other things that seem pleasurable.

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>>37007173
How do you know if a girl is into this shit? do you nudge them playfully or something? I need the signs

damn i love how her anus convulses

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>attempted suicide
>still alive
???

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>>37007101
>attempted
do you know what that word means anon

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>>37007170
>Make an effort to achieve or complete
>An effort to achieve or complete a difficult task or action.
If you're actually ATTEMPTING to kill yourself, how can you be alive? How can you possibly fuck up something as simple as killing yourself?

Have a birthday

>>37006964
Why'd your parents think it was a good idea to give birth to you on mother's day?

Hope you doing good anon, happy birthday

>>37006727
>get high risk job
>low key injure self
>coast off of 60% wage

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>>37006727
Do you have any hobbies, OP?

You won't improve if you stay here, that's for sure.

I can't relate to dropping out of college, since I didn't even go, but I can relate to not really having any interests for a career. Just try out as many different jobs as you can I guess. You'll eventually find something that you don't completely hate, probably