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better learn braille brother like start now
also watch all the porn you can before you go totally blind

>>37011828
i will cry everyday

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Find someone who will help me an hero when I go fully blind.

If there is a god out there please make it so I DON'T GO BLIND, please.

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>>37011785
>Has anyone read Mein Kampf?
No.
>Is it good?
Not really. It's just another cool thing to do to cuz muh rightwing ideology and whatnot.
Hitler wrote it. They guy who failed at pretty much everything and killed himself... c'mon now.

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>>37012007

How would you know if a book is good or not if you haven't read it?

That's like saying pizza tastes bad when you've not tried it.

>>37011785
You know why Hitler is seen as a tyrant and Stalin wasn't despite being as bad if not worse?

Stalin was backed by the Jews.

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/b/ is infested with reddshit faggots.

>>37011744
yes but it always was

>>37011744
It was infested with retarded children before that, so it was no big loss. /b/ hasn't been good since the era of DESU and Habbo raids.

>>37011609
just fap and the feeling will go away

>>37011650
I did last night, it goes away for about an hour and then comes back. I can't fap 16 times a day.

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>>37011693
>tfw fapped once for 16 times and my dick was super sore and my breathing felt like an inner shaking
But I don't have these dumb women feelings, so I can't relate to it.

>>37011555
Menopause maybe? How old are you?

>>37011569
I'm only 21 so it can't be
Is it autistic to get a pregnancy test done if I know I haven't had sex?

>>37011584
Someone else.

Do you have a brother or father or male house mate?

I think I'm ready to commit to this waifu.

>>37011527
>posting a topographic map of the netherlands

I was all for it until I saw those awful high-cut '80s panties. I guess this is how footfags feel when they see ugly feet.

It sucks, she's got the perfect build for some nice low-rise bottoms, too.

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you do not, anonbot.

>>37011463
By not being a total fuckup who will spend the rest of his life slaving for other people with the hope of having a better life.

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>>37011463
By being Chad myself desu

Picnrelated: chad

>>37011405
You wrote down the wrong email or phone number stupid

>>37011606
I wish that was it.

you have to be employable to get a job, start working on that

>>37011395
>using pi
>not tau

I do but I'm a CS brainlet so I can only understand the computational part of math. I'm not so good with proofs and things that require some intuition/creativity to connect the dots.

I do

Graph theory is my favorite subject (because I'm also an algorithmsfag). For some reason I haven't taken abstract algebra yet so that's what I'm taking in the fall.

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>>37011246
If she becomes your boss's secretary and they decide, as consenting adults, to have a fling, maybe you can convince your boss to give you a fat pay raise or promotion? Since you would be the one who helped her get the job?

Who /devilish/ here?

>>37011246
Yes you're in the right, if it would poison your work place, and not only that she just wants to use you to father herself because she doesn't want to do the work. Cut her off completely, otherwise she'll think she can ask for and have. Ou do whatever she wants while she strings you around with the prospect of dating her around your head. Aka, the friendzone

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You are being petty but at the same time it makes sense. I would do the same thing. You don't owe her shit

Do you think anorexics have cheat weeks where they just don't eat?

>>37011078
>cheat week
your first problem

>>37011093
wait... that's logical cos fatsos are not supposed to eat but they do, and anorexics are supposed to eat but they don't

but still, it's normal to be of average weight

so when a fat guy "cheats" by eating, he's getting farther away from his goal

but when an anorexic eats, he's getting closer to his goal

checkm8 logic

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I haven't talked to my mother for 10 years though.

>>37011014
Now the time anon, she'll always love you

I had sex with my brother last night.

>>37010983
Thanks anon

>>37010936
>Are traps gay?
>Are twinks gay?
>Asking for a friend.
No and no

>>37010954
Oh good I'll be sure to tell my friend.

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>>37010936
>>37010954
Yeah they are and if you insist otherwise you have a fragile sense of sexuality

Guys Iike anything

>>37010571
no you fucking hobbit trash
go crawl back into your dirt hole, you dirty dwarf nigger

4"10 guys do you midget

>>37010414
>armoury
That's a funny way to spell "Walmart."

>>37010460
I don't know how it's called because I don't live there

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If serious, You could probably do a lot more damage with a blade or a bomb.
Or if you're really smart then you could infiltrate the AC system and send a poisonous gas throughout the school and kill everyone