Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 541. page

>>39391710
Dont. No matter how fucked up it is, it will get better. Seek immediate help

>>39391710
You don't need the courage. If killing yourself is too much of a pain in the butt, don't do it.

>>39391745
>>39391746
Nice samefagging, moralfag.

>>39391687
I don't want to sound insensitive, but how does not having a male parent drastically change your life like that? My parents are married, but my dad was always distant. He worked in some other state, and we rarely talked. I doubt his involvement would've changed my lifestyle much.

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>dad leaves when I'm about 12
>comes back when I'm 18
>does nothing but complain about me and what I'm doing with my life

>>39391888
>but how does not having a male parent drastically change your life like that?
you have no fucking clue.
no really, look up studies on this shit.
The mere action of not having a male father figure in your life DRASTICALLY increases the chances of you being a worthless losers/criminal in the future.
It's mind boggling and horrifying.

>>39391682
No, the probability isn't very high but it can bounce on your cranium and fuck up your eyes leaving you alive.

Probably better to put in in your mouth, aim up, and then pull the trigger.

>>39391682
That's not foolproof, but if it does work I highly doubt doctors and EMTs can fix a gaping tunnel through your brain. But I'm not a doctor tho

>>39391560
buy a toy for her son

you need to chill
being chill means using narcotics
alcohol is bad because it makes you act too retarded and obviously drunk
i'd say go with 150mg lyrica

Be yourself. Unless you're socially awkward, don't be that.

>>39391403
Pick the least boring/least difficult one then.

What do you do for fun OP?

>>39391514
just vidya, and that's not really anything profitable. tried picking up other interests but nothing caught my attention.

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Playing Pokemon in Elementary with my friends.

Now I'm too old to play Pokemon and I also have no friends.

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>>39391386
I'm nostalgic about the times I had friends as a child.

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>>39391489
Being mentally sharp and smart. Years of crippling depression and dissociation has left my mind foggy and disoriented. My teenage self could run circles around me as far as intelligence is concerned. It's embarrassing.

I like to think that what I've lost in intelligence, I've gained (at least a little bit) in wisdom and experience though.

becuase if i did im sure they would notice an get me fired right away.

>>39391377
I did for free for about half a year but I could barely hold a conversation with anyone so I stopped.
NEET life best life

Be serious,

i'm so ugly i'd never even get hired at such a place, if they hired you you're probably a Norman

me too. want to be friends? :)

What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

...
I wish I was special.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IS SUICIDE
LOST EYESIGHT IM ON YOUR SIDE

>>39391185
trap in the sense that she is a borderline basketcase will trap you in a malfunctioning relationship and attempt to mentally ruin you every single day
trap in the transgender sense probably not, has no clear male features

If you can't tell then who cares

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"her" ring finger is longer than "her" index fingers. Does this mean anything?

uum its like the afternoon

xdddu

slep tiet helper :)

slep well helpre fren :D

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This is the first official bump done by dog.

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i like it already

origi

>>39391072
we have a rabbit room to watch comfy movies!

fuck offf idiot

I have decided to become a sage and a wizard so i am not interested in thots, no sir. And fuck you for even asking this, retard.

>>39391007

I would tell her to get lost and personally football kick her as hard I possibly could right out the front window.

n-no sir, I was just s-showing my family that those kinds of things exist...

>>39390964
I like this thread. Props to you OP.

>>39391000

It also says that your entire family died in a car crash when you were 6 years old.

i penis her in vagena

>>39390945
Sure, I'll get the nooses.
>She doesn't realize it's a pun
>Takes it as an insult
>I'm not smart enough to realize it until two days later

>>39390945
Said literally no girl to me ever.

Yeah, dumbfuck.

>>39390887
sauce please? reverse didn't work

Seems like it would be the ultimate insult to me.

>my darling it is time for us to have coitus. I shall insert my child maker into your child maker and-
>NO. You only get hot feces.