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>>37013522
It's simple anon. You have to establish your dominance by turning the other guy into a mind broken slut with your cock. Then you send evidence of this to the girl. She'll love it, and should confess to you right then. If she doesn't then she's probably a lesbian.

>>37013522
You are pathetic as fuck son she wont get with you your friend is more of a man then you are she will go to him, my advice is start watching cuck porn or go on Grindr you little faggot

>>37013522
You need to suck your friends cockmeat no joke that will make him gay and want you instead of the girl, you can get the girl with no problems a d everyone will think your friend is gay when he tells you you swallowed his cum you deny it

So nobody else then?

Forever alone.

One drugs please

It's a bit hard to find MDMA where I'm from but it's always a lot of fun when I do

yeaahh bro, duude weed lol

>>37013304
weed is a drug for betas, and like drinking, whatever you repress will resurface 10x worse.

>>37013351
...which is why so many robots smoke it.

>>37013299
How's Tesco and National lottery doing?

who originlly /wantstofuckingdie/ here?

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I've got an idea for a great new meme lads

When you try to make a post, but get blocked by the robot, you have to put this image in your post and say "bloxo cubes" at the bottom of your post

>>37013267
>when Brandon tells me hes lost a job my first reaction is what a shock

how the fuck does he even get a job?!

>rich parents
>mom obviously had some type of botox or surgery on her face
>backyard "ruined"
>spergs out every once in a while

If this is real, then this is /ourguy/. I don't believe it though, he looks like an actor, not a neet.

>>37013267
Just give him the ol' sink or swim. 35 is old enough to have your life somewhat underway.

because i cant get a cute boyfriend thats not a creeper :(

>>37013274
im cute and not a creeper, also define "creeper", pls. we'll see ;)

>>37013291
>im cute and not a creeper
nice try, OP

>>37012935
Don't care what normies think of me.

24, and a fucked up housing market that is. planning on buying this year though.

>>37012935
No job
Social anxiety makes it hard for me to get one
Also rent here would be pretty much my whole paycheck

Not that these are valid excuses I know I'm a bitch

>>37012916
young ones, you have a great chance of the older one end up ignoring you for the rest of his life, the young one will grown with you and will love you, not guaranteed tho

>>37013107
Yeah, that's what I figured, but I'd rather get two younger cats so they aren't bored out of their skulls when I'm at work. The problem with this is of course the cost.

Older cats are frequently up for adoption because their owner got sick of the shit and piss outside the box. Buyer beware.

>>37012676
>let's throw this bunch of randomly selected traits together with a picture of a fat balding man
What exactly did they mean by this?

It's called the Barnum effect you idiots.

>>37012676
>not in peak physical form
Neither are 99% of normals nor most chads.

Whatever, those traits are just a selection of things to try to catch absolutely everyone.

>>37012503
Fuck off kike, you'll hang on the DOTR

>>37012503
i think bi is hotter

donno what girls think of guys who like to take it in teh butthoel tho ;_;

>>37012503
Yeah, no. I'd very much appreciate to not get AIDS. thankyouverymuch

>>37012379
Hire?

I can be your bf if you're desperate for that too.

>>37012387
no i need money not a bf reeeeeeee

>>37012379
get a job

verioriginal

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tfw ur mom knows she fucked up bad tahts y ur a poor weak bitch so shes not even mad just sad taht shes such a shit human

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>baked and made a card for mommy
>she didnt come

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>caring about holidays corporations made up to make more money

It's that tingly feeling you get in your dick when you find a pornstar that is a really great mix of hot and cute, and you just -have to- find her name

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>>37012401
I don't know that feel t b h

>>37012370
i feel a river flowing in myself when i make her smile

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I should have been a girl

INFP-T


>>37012395
Why is that?

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>>37012364
>ENTP

brettygud

this live stream is chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VWAOcPlNU

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>>37012309
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