what is the perfect pet for a robot?
>>37014980
A pocket pussy
>>37014980
A dog. It will never get tired of seeing you, will keep you warm, and they're cute.
>>37014980
thx for almost giving me a heart attack just seeing the thumbnail in the catalog
t. extreme arachnophobia
*hides thread*
Is going ass to pussy really that bad?
>>37014953
You can get her sick doing that, yes.
damn that is a really nice pussy
too bad its attached to a whore
I want to lick all of that
My life will always be shit because I have a small cock.
Anyone else feel this way?
No matter how much I accomplish financially or physically... at the end of the day, I'm just a dicklet. No woman will ever take me seriously.
>>37014794
yep, I hate having a 5 inch baby dick, I'd do anything to have a big fat chad cock
>>37014794
Just be yourself bro be confident trust me it actually works
>No woman will ever take me seriously.
What a bunch of horseshit. What's the issue? Do you put your dicksize on your t-shirt or start a conversation with "Hi I've got a babydick?"
>dad keeps talking to himself
>dad is just a voice in your head
>dad bought into the flat earth stuff and now he ends most sentences with on gods flat earth.
I swear its just a bullshit movement to see what people are willing to believe.
>>37014784
>mom keeps forgetting things more and more often
What is the quickest and most discreet way to kill myself and is also the cheapest? I'm in a lot of debt.
>>37014703
What do you mean by discreet? I'm in debt too man, chill out
Hold your breath for a year
>>37014703
>consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer
Tippy topkek
You have ten(10) seconds to explain why you're not spending quality time with your mom today.
I'm snorting cocaine and eating pizza that had a spider on it
>>37014568
Because I already have spend time with her today. Even made her breakfast and gave her chocolate.
Also report em.
>>37014568
originally why would i?
>"Police! We have a search warrant for your harddrives!"
How do you react?
Flush as many ounces of hard drive as you can and hide the hard drive plants.
>>37014350
panic and open my pc case and smash it
Sure officer, just hold on a sec.
She does this, what do?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4503454/Art-teacher-56-leaves-husband-diagnosed-cancer.html
>>37014330
Let her go and let god deal with it.
>>37014330
Nothing, she's already in hell.
>>37014330
fuck her shes going to die in 2 years as long as she don't waste her time with divorce she will be fine
how ever if she wakes up 2 years down the road only to find she was lied too the she can take the doctor to court for loss of earnings and shit
my first shower in a few weeks, why dont i do this more often, somehow it was relaxing
and people on /r9k/ wonder why they're social outcasts
>>37014316
I'm happy for you anon well done am proud
Oh, hello there, wagie! Here again for your morning coffee? Of course you are.
But, dear wagecuck, you must be mistaken. Today is Sunday. Could it be that the years of tireless effort you've given to appease your boss for a dim chance at a fifty-cent raise so destroyed your life that you can no longer distinguish weekdays from the weekends? And have degraded to a lowly creature of habit, a poor mutt waiting for his kibble?
You are a pathetic sight. Please, take your coffee and leave. I cannot stand the sight of you.
No, don't even respond. Oh wagie, I haven't even had my coffee yet. Don't forget our rule!
>>37014155
>wagecucks at starbucks
hmm, this meme is getting too close to real life, when I was a wagie I really spent a good part of my money on coffee and products from that shit
>>37014155
Here's your coffee sir
>>37014645
Fucking idiot, you wrote your own name on the coffee. Hand it over, and I'll take another on the house.
Anyone else here have old parents?
ITT: Post the age of your parents when you were born.
>dad: 41
>mom: 33
>tfw I'm the oldest
I feel like this has been a major contributing factor to how socially retarded I am.
>Parents are the most unrelatable people ever
>Make fun of me for being anything less than perfect
Don't think I can take much more of this. It doesn't help that I'm too poor to move out.
Dad: 48
Mom: 38
Dont blame ur faggotry on ur parents, Im attending 2 unis atm
Dad: 40
Mom: 21
Dad had 7 kids across 4 different mothers.
>>37014707
What is your relationship with them like? I'm genuinely curious. I've never talked to mine about anything except work and school and they usually get mad at me for not getting straight A's at uni.
I'm not even Asian...
>a qt social worker wanna help me to get a 'normal life' and a 'job' because im a hikikomori
>she doesnt wanna fuck with me
normies explain this
she knows im a kv
Women are generally more compassionate than men. The memes about women being cold-hearted sociopaths is just a mgtow/incel coping mechanism
>she doesnt wanna fuck with me
Why should she?
>>37013952
Is she a weeb who watched too much Welcome to the NHK?
Why do men sexualize little girls? Are all men pedophiles?
>>37013781
Define little anonita
Lots of men are repressed about it. Maybe not all men are full blown pedos, but show me a man not attracted to 14-year-old girls and I'll show you a homo.
I think almost all men would prefer an 11-year-old to a 40-year-old, even if they won't admit it.
So this summer I'm planning on doing some drugs, such as shrooms, LSD and perhaps ket.
I'm getting particularly more worried as I've heard and read about that these certain drugs, specifically acid can bring out underlying conditions such as schizophrenia.
The problem is that my dads relative, cousin or second cousin, had schizophrenia and from what I've been told, he died from it. To add onto this my dad is currently depressed and has an unknown mental condition, which is definitely not schizophrenia but might be physcocsis, we just don't know, he only developed his "illness" when he was 55 years old and led a healthy life before hand with no problems.
All of this in mind, would it be better if I stayed away from stronger drugs, I'm really fascinated with psychedelics and I really want to try loads of varieties, I've not done anything heavy currently except smoke weed for 6 months from time to time and NOS and drinking.
Didn't know where to ask, but can someone recommend what to do? Also I'm in my older teens.
>>37013601
Shrooms are fine, but LSD can fuck you up. Stay away from that
To add onto this, I feel emotionally stable and healthy, I've had certain days where I've felt down or maybe even depressed but other than that I feel like I'm stable in my mind
>>37013601
You are genetically vulnerable to psychosis and shouldn't smoke weed and not do acid. Both these things could trigger psychosis in you, should you have inherited those schizo genes.
Having said that, should you really have those schizo genes, you will get it sooner or later anyways, no matter if you smoke weed or do acid, it will just be triggered sooner and the episode will most probably be more intense.
Genetically speaking, having a cousin that developed schizo, makes your chances statistically about 2% or so to develop schizo. Your dad being 55 years old and not 25 when developing psychosis makes him not a schizo, but some psychotic illness too, which may up add to the statistic odds of you developing schizo, but I'm not too sure about that, I don't know of any studies on that.
Anyways you should be careful with that, but on the other hand, psychosis can be quite awesome, life destorying yes, but quite awesome too.
t. a diagnosed schizophrenic and former psychologist student until psychosis struck and he had to drop out of uni
This is a thread for all things belly gf.
Find yourself craving qt bellies? Post here
POST BELLIES!
>>37013560
Pear, apple, hourglass? What is the best belly gf shape, hmmm
>lost a shit ton of weight
>went to restaurant
>some QT thick girl was throwing me looks I never got from a girl
>too spergey to make a move
I could have made it happen, but as a 26 hkv it's tough with no exp
>>37013560
its everything you ever dreamed of fellas! go get one now you wont regret it!