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I messed up so fucking hard with this qt. I loved everything about her,her looks,her attitude. But now it's done,because I'm a fucking idiot. It's a miracle I generally knew her and had very good connections with. But an argument ruined everything,she's ignoring me and acting as if we never knew each other,even after 2 years of friendship. I think she just got sick of me.
>Did this happen to anybody else of you?
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>>37021234
Put your dick in it
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>>37021234
>after 2 years of friendship
>friendship
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>>37021234
>Has anyone else here kept in contact with a girl for 2+ years

die normfag

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>tfw I fell for the jelqing meme around 4 or 5 years ago because dicklet (6x5)
>haven't been able to get normal erections since
>multiple doctors say there is no apparent physical damage, even after ultrasound test was conducted
>diagnosis is "psychogenic ED"
>still can never get fully hard and can't keep it up
>even medications like cialis are ineffective
What should I do? Is there any hope? Maybe I should fall for the nofap meme and stop touching my dick for the next few months.
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>>37021231
>dicklet (6x5)
>What should I do?
Kill yourself.
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>>37021426

Please don't bully. I've already considered that option.
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>not buying a penis pump for girth gains

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has anyone else been seeing these posters on campus and around their city? Isn't it ironic that antifa are the real racists?
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You still haven't figured out the antifa are just ironic racists?
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>>37021081
>antifa are the real racists
It doesn't count as racism if it's against white people though.
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i meeeeeaaaaaaan if it stops them from dating our white woymin i dont see the big deal.

it was probably put up by some blackie roastie that hates seeing all the black men go for our white wimmins

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Anyone here been falsely accused of rape or sexual assault?
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>>37020900

Yes.

Twice.

Though the charges were proven to be false (thank you RCMP) It made me extremely anti-social and distrustful of people. It's terrible for a kid to arrive at school and have everybody already assuming you're guilty.
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>>37021064
Fuck you rapist.
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>>37021087

Pffft.

That was 20 years ago. You didn't even make me flinch.

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My gf just told me some acquaintance sexually harrassed.

He was driving them home, her and a couple of colleagues, and she was the last to drop off, he didn't let her get out, put the finger into her mouth and told her to suck his dick. she bit the part of his finger off and went away.

now I want to find this piece of shit and penetrate his ass, but she is afraid to tell me his name, because I have a record, and could go to prison if I do it.

Fucking psychology, I need anons to tell me what to do?
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call the police, report sexual assault. have your girl corroborate the story. even if it doesn't stick you'll ruin his reputation and he won't try that shit again
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>>37020885
There are only two real possibilities;

>This never happened. She's making it up to fuck with your head.

>She flat out fucked the guy. And she's making up a fake story to try mitigate her infidelity.

Never, ever trust roasties.
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>>37021249
The simplest explanation is always the best. Never overcomplicate women and their need to naturally select by creep-shaming tactics.

No neets. List what you do and if you enjoy it.

>Field Service Engineer
>hate it
>might kms
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>>37020762
>>Field Service Engineer
motherfucker, do you drive a lube truck?
currently roughneck shooting for motorman here
>will be tripping 6k out tomorrow
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>>37020805
I'm not sure half of those words were english.
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>inside wireman
It's a fancy name for commercial/industrial electrician
>I enjoy it
The pay is great and the union benefits are wonderful

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rapidly approaching dead of night edition
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>>37020735
REEEE you never use my op image
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>>37020735

the nights just getting started, off to the late shop for some cigs and cans soon
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Right let's settle this once and for all

What

Who /mixedmasterrace/ here?
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>>37020556
tfw mexican but grandfather had blue eyes not literally mexican citizen but anchor baby but with white skin so pretty much a white person to be honest but literally mestizo but good looking
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>>37020830
This is a pretty wierd feel t b h
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>>37020556
I'm a mulatto.

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This girl has a penis. Say something nice about her!
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Can I swallow her cummies please?
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>>37020531
pls be my girlfriend
;_;
this is not original
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>>37020531
i want to 69 her and no I'm not saying this ironically I'd love to see her struggle with my cock in her mouth as I handle her cute little girlpenis with ease

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what are your hobbies/pastimes? pic related is mine
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Can someone explain in what way making a collection is a hobby/pastime? Sure it must feel great having a bunch of statuettes but what is the actual hobby/pastime activity involved?
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>>37020452
this, it's just buying dumb shit
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>>37020394
Kotobukiya plamo FAG, resine action garage kits like dimension diver french doll etc
And violin self taught and soon violin making again self taught.

Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include initials to avoid confusion. Post what you're thinking rn.
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MESSAGE ME BACK
COMPLY
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>>37020503
You message me back. I already messaged you. I'm worried that you aren't getting any of them but then I don't want to be the double texter person because you hate that so much. I don't have good internet where I'm at.
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>>37020503
shes mine
>>37020620
Ok baby hha let that loser alone hahahaha

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Does /r9k/ think Michael Jackson had sexual relationships with children?
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Nah man, Micheal was framed by teh joos
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>>37020370
This,

Michael was too gentle and empathetic
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>>37020328
no its perfectly normal for a man to bleach their skin, get tons of plastic surgery, be on a cocktail of drugs and invite all the local kids to constantly play in your garden and sleep in your bed

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>university student
>zero work experience
>get declined from every minimum wage job
>will have to do volunteer work to be CONSIDERED for any minimum wage job
>all this effort to get a mcdicks job that pays u 7 dollars an hour

what went wrong?

can we just go back to the 50s where you could work a grocery store job and support a family plus a house.
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>>37020309
whatcha studying, anon?
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>>37020309
Hahaha just move to where the work is OP xd
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>>37020309
Nah, McJobs will hire literal retards and high school kids with absolutely no experience.

When you say "every minimum wage job" you mean that you applied online to like three places that weren't looking to hire.

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would you date a nympho

like if she was everything you ever wanted in girls but constantly want sex

would you get tired off sex
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>>37020172
Ive dated one before. I never knew bofore how the phrase "sucking the soul out of a man" would make sense.
She was a 6\10. The way she talked and acted made her an 11.
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>>37020344
>Ive dated one before
Kill yourself, normalfag.
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>>37020172
Getting lifeforce energy vampired as a man fucking sucks.

Ask anybody who's jerked off four times a day for a week how they feel.

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What does it truly take to be accepted onto r9k?
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>>37020140
Don't go around looking for acceptance kid.

This is a message board, you post funny messages here. You don't look for acceptance.
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This is just an anonymous image board. Why do you care? Either post or don't. Or better yet, turn off your computer and go outside.
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>>37020140
SAGE THIS SHIT SAGE IT
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
>its to late 400 comments incoming

remember bois I was here before the storm

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