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how do I get rid of the intrusive thoughts
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Whenever I get one I recognize it and I say in my mind: "You are an intrusive thought. Go away"
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>>37029162
100% this OP. Listen to this guy.
Mama Mozzoriginal Pizza
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>>37029099
Alcohol usually does it for me.
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If a cute 12 year old girl really wanted your penis in her and nobody would know, would say yes or no?
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>>37028990
Depends, anon. How cute is she?
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Don't do it OP.
At any point after you dick her she can change her mind and say she was groomed, coerced even raped.
Shes not only a woman but a woman about to hit puberty. You need to keep her happy this entire time.
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>>37028990
My senior year of high school a 14-year-old girl (not a slut, either) straight up told my 18-year-old friend she wanted to fuck him. He turned her down, and came out a few months later as gay. Moral of the story: only a homosexual turns down prime pussy.
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>sister is having knee surgery in two weeks
>wont be able to walk for a few weeks
>needs someone to get her groceries and take care of the kids
>I send her a text, I offer to go down to Colorado and help with everything
>no reply
>I call her
>no reply
>a week later she replies to my text saying I'd be more of a burden than a help.
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO BE NICE FUCK THIS EARTH
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But is she reallllly wrong though?
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>>37028751
Well great you don't have to go look after her ungrateful ass or her shitty kids. Bullet dodged. Fuck her if she wants to be like that. You don't need the shit Anon.
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>>37028751
She doesn't trust you around her kids
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Late night janitor edition
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>tfw health assessment at 9 am
>if don't go neetbucks gets suspended
>still awake
JUST
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>>37028810
Just stay up all night I guess. Try not to make your sleepiness noticeable
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>>37028732
I FUCKING HATE BRITFEEL SO MUCH! WHY SHOULD ONE COUNTRY GET IT'S OWN GENERAL?
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>Get off work
>Stop at 7/11 on the way home for some chips and a monster
>Grab an unhealthy amount of pizza and crazy bread from Little Caesars
>Smoke weed in my apartment
>Play Overwatch with a few mates and watch YouTube
>Sleep
>Repeat
Any other robots know this feel?
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>>37028663
Try all that, minus the work, going outside, drugs, or """mates"" u dumb normalfag
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>>37028663
dude that honestly doesn't sound bad. especially if you are financially independent.
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>>37028663
Just eat healthier and you have a healthy 20's life famalam. Seriously, it ain't hard, all it takes is eating less food.
Eggs are cheap af, so is bread, eat eggs and toast for breakfast, it's delicious, I'd recommend over medium
For lunch have just a sort of small thing, like half a sandwich
For dinner eat a variant of rice and beans. Cheap af and easy if you have a rice cooker/pressure cooker.
Like, I don't get the problem here. You aren't a NEET, just lazy.
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>have to work with a group for a geography project
>we agree to meet up to work on it this weekend
>I plan on dropping out so I don't care about grades anymore
>they keep putting it off until today around 7
>too late for me to care
>they're working on it around 8-10
>ignoring messages in the group chat we have for communication
>get a message sent to me directly about half an hour ago saying I need to do my share of the work on the essay portion
>lmao fuck no
>don't open it because I don't know if they have the Read thing that pops up if someone has seen the message
>contemplating skipping class tomorrow to avoid any conflict
What should I do? I don't care about the lab anymore, so I could get a zero and I'd be perfectly ok. I really don't feel like dealing with this anymore. Should I block their numbers after this too?
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>>37028657
You should at least COMMUNICATE your reason for not helping out with the project.
Why are you waiting around to fail if you're dropping out? Usually you can withdraw and get a "W" instead of an "F" if 60% of the term hasn't passed yet..
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>>37028657
Just ignore them, they'll panic, do your work, then if they say anything to the teacher tell them you did your part and they're just trying to bully you
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>>37028657
fuck those normies
if you're gonna drop why go to class?
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Where do I buy girls clothes on a budget
I want to ease my friend into cross dressing but I need to buy girls clothes and I don't have that much money. Also what is something unisex but more feminine to start him out. Where should I shop and what should I buy.
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>>37028486
your dick u assfag
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>>37028539
That's what I'm trying to achieve
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What is some good starter clothes something androgynous
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how are you supposed to know what to do when working in a fast food restaurant?
how to know when it's the best time to:
-do cleaning
-clean work station
-do food prep
-restock something
-help co-worker with something
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>>37028479
Just do what others tell you to do or take orders, honestly not that hard
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>>37028740
>other co-workers are doing important things without being told what to do
>look like a fool standing around doing nothing waiting for someone to tell you to do something
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how to be a good cashier?
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>tfw going to confess my feelings to my biological mom tomorrow
Wish me luck, lads.
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>>37028420
pls don't
they're gonna disown you
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>>37028420
This can only go well
>orgyinal
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>>37028434
Don't listen to this cuck OP. He probably is posting from a cuckshed right now, while the gf and Chad split the bed
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>finally get gf
>she pulls the strap on out
what do?
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>>37028215
Just say, "Yeah, I don't think this is gonna work out," and leave.
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>>37028215
Pinch myself, because obviously I'm dreaming. No woman will ever want to peg my boipussy.
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Tell her to put it away and fuck her normally?
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>watching news with dad
>it's about an anti-Trump protest
>he says Trump should call in the military and gun all the protestors down
>chuckle as if he's joking
>he repeats it again in greater detail and says he's serious and goes on a rant about the liberal media
Does anyone else have experience dealing with conservatives?
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>>37028079
no but i have experience dealing with communist faggots like you
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>>37028079
They just suffer from frantic, pathological hatred of the weak. That's all you need to know to understand them.
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>>37028079
I'd buy your dad a beer
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Why haven't you been to a hooker yet?
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It's illegal where I am and I don't think it's worth potentially losing my job over.
I also don't feel like traveling halfway across the world (or to Nevada) to do it legally.
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>>37027891
Because I don't need to pay for it
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>>37027916
>Nevada
would this be worth it? i live 5 hours away so maybe i could go.
Pedo feels thread for pedo-bots here.
How you coping with the urges? What safe non-offending ways to you use to sexuality release yourself?
Been watching some YouTube videos of lolis as some anon suggested it's going good
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Not a pedo but girls get molested all the time and 90% of the time it goes unreported. What's your excuse?
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>>37027890
fucking ClA nigger
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>>37027890
orororogiingnigingal
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How do we deal with the Jewish probIem once and for aII?
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Open the eyes of the rest of the goyim
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>>37027832
By going back to your containment board.
>>>/pol/
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>>37028485
are you stupid or just a nasty jewish sympathizer? tell me which right now
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gf has been talking to me maybe once or twice a month and just ghosts me, i know shes sees my shit and just ignores me. what do
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>>37027762
she's trying to bait you into being material for /r/creepyPMs
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>>37027762
she's not interested in your betabux anymore
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Take the hint, dude. She's clearly not mature enough to break up with you face to face, or just doesn't want to deal with the fallout from a face to face breakup.
In either case, it's time to cut ties and move on.