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>>37030584
Asking the same thing but asking femanons (cute or otherwise)

t. man with similar body

Literally who would be turned on by you?
Maybe go to /ck/ and they can give you a good recipe for frosting to put on those jelly rolls.

>>37030604
I am turned on by this. I want to slide my dick between those rolls and fuck his belly button. Mmmmm.

>>37030436
She was pretty much the Yoko Ono of Game Grumps.

>>37030436
I was never a fan of that channel. What did she do?

>>37030436
i hate that bitch

fuck suzy. she's only on the channel because she provides holeage to a chinless faggot aka arin hanson. when i found out about his relationship to her i lost all respect for him

>>37030369
its not that serious cucky mcemo

Yeah you totally sound like the stable type of guy.

>>37030369
Not true robot not true.

Plus it doesn't matter because she won't love you more than she loves him

>>37030161
Yes do it Anon. Pls

>>37030161
don't be a creep about it but at least star something.
Like, just be as casual as humanly possible (even if it takes an hour of revisions, because you're naive enough to think she's worth it)

Honestly it's pretty creepy and I didn't even create a normiebook until like a year after I graduated.

They probably don't know who you are

>>37030045
i dont think ppl rly get that driverless cars will ruin the economy because of how many jobs rely on driving (truckers, taxis, trains, planes, automobiles, etc).
and to extend that, just how much damage robots will do to the economy without preparing to create negative income tax or some shit coz rly everyone isnt finna be working as designers or whatever.

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>>37030103
We will abandon capitalism and embrace a socialist society where the rich gain all the power and all the othwr people can do is obey.

1. Automation destroying most of the lower and middle class
2. Bioweapons getting out of control
3. Genetic modification cementing class differences (the top 1% worldwide will be 10/10 in looks with great athletic ability, no inherited mental illnesses, and genius-level IQs)
4. AI eventually getting out of control (way down the road, though).

supply and demand
oregon

>>37030044
You niggers brought this on yourself, throwing yourself at any girl you could find in the hopes of getting your dick wet.

because every guy has the interiors of at least 5 girls' birth canals on his bucket list

Hey OP, it's not your fault that you've been hospitalized. It's not something you can control. I think it's incredible you've been able to hold any job, let alone 4, while you were going through such a bad time. Sending you hugs. I know your mom genuinely believes that she has the best kid in the world.

Your mother is the only woman who will ever love you unconditionally. (If your mom doesn't then no woman will)

>>37029998

i think you're doing a good job OP. if you were my son i'd be proud of you for trying

I did this (got desperate and had meaningless sex with a random person). I was happy initially, then I realized I was still the same person deep down. It didn't make me happy.

I don't know if you're like me, but if you do decide to go on this route, lower your expectations as low as they can go for both the sex and the emotional uplift.

>>37029861
>Any suggestions?
HRT, start shaving, and lube up that boipucci

>>37029861
Mashing your genitals against someone else's doesn't fix loneliness fampai.

Cultivate friendships.

>>37029835
for me its literally the exact opposite
>people in window reflection are uglier than they appear

>>37029851
are women attracted to you?

>>37029882
l literally have no idea.

>>37029791
Tell her the truth without regard to her feelings.

>>37029818
But why did she break it

>>37029894
Let her tell you herself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ynZowsDtU

>>37029392
>Sinu-Tab

why are the asian names whiter than the white ones

>>37029392
>Propecia

this can't be real

Yeah she looks like she has a great personality

>>37029354
what a great picture asshat

We can totally judge her assets with a picture like that. NOT!

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>>37029391
Is this better

I'm the git btw

>>37029337
>I'm a 3-4/10 fat shit.
That's your answer. Sorry bro.

>>37029367
Back when I was a cashier, I didn't act aloof with ugly female customers. I treated them just like any other.

>>37029337
>group project at school
>did well
>one girl 5 guys
>girl hugs all the guys
>Except you, you get a distant handshake

Honestly women should be treated as livestock

Deep down you are lonely, depressed, worthless and generally...a mental wreck. You've never had any meaningful relationships, despise everyone for experiencing life and hate the fact you'll never experience romance. You convince yourself you cannot fix your life now because it's too late. Nobody will hire you because of the CV gap. Mommy tries not to upset you anymore because you get too angry and she doesn't want anyone knowing her son turned out this way.

>>37029205
>Starbucks coffee mug
Post tits or get out

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>>37029335
*sluuurp*
Yeah, that's a nice story
*slurp*
But listen up, wagecuck.
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
I have complete freedom to do whatever I wish with my life. With my computer and money granted from the government, I can experience the heights of human accomplishment from the comfort of my room. You say I will never feel romance
*slurp*
But that is a fabrication. I have 2D women, which are several times more beautiful and more faithful than any 3D woman could even approach being. I shall not procreate, but what of it? Reproduction is not the end-goal of humanity. If it were, why do so many men succeed at it and grow to despise their lives afterwards, and often directly because of it?
*sluuuuuurp*
In all regards, I am simply on a higher plane of existence. My goals are inconceivable to your tiny brain, and you react in confusion and hostility. I may forgive you, but I do not empathize. Put simply, I pity you, and all your ilk stand for. When you are sixty years old, and wonder where your life went wrong, do not think that no one ever warned you.

Hes retarded, but has some interesting thoughts. Hes like the American Karl Pilkington

He seems like a guy who does his homework.

he's a meathead that does dmt