>walk into mensroom
>see this
what do?
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Take a shit on the floor and leave with my ass unwiped.
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>>37034172
*grabs your arm*
>"not so fast cowboy"
*starts licking your ass clean*
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>>37034132
>Pull out my dick
>piss into the urinal from a distance with perfect accuracy
>Do a 360 and moonwalk out of there with my dick hanging out of my fly for them to witness
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Question for 20 year olds of /r9k/: looking at the chart posted, and based on your upbringing, do you feel more like late Millennials, or early Gen Zers?
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>>37034121
in terms of just shows and tech, the middle one. I never watched the Disney channel though.
attitude and outlook wise i feel more aligned with the generation that grew up in the 90s though
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>>37034121
Gen Z starts at the year 2000, not 2006.
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>>37034326
The dates are the time periods where the things were popular, not birth dates. Notice how it says "Popularity" next to each year span.
Learn to READ senpai.
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Who /cigarettes/ here?
Ive smoked about 6 years cigs and devils lettuce started when i was ~13 and became a daily/heavy smoker when i was on home detention 15-16
So whats your brand of choice? Amount per day? When/why did you start?
pic related
>newportmasterrace.jpg
>pack a day
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People vape nowadays grandpa.
Haven't you heard smoking is bad for you? Of course you have so stop.
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>>37034096
>thinking vape isnt bad for you
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>>37033991
i smoke those newport 100's
nigger-tier cigs but i love them
sometimes i get camel wides or some al capones
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>how many sex partners
>age when you lost virginity
>last time you had sex
go
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Those people are not having sex
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>zero
>i'm still a virgin
>never
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>>how many sex partners
>>age when you lost virginity
>>last time you had sex
>go
no
Is being a slut fun?
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>>37033857
Do you like cock and have no self-respect?
If yes, then yes.
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Getting railed by Alpha cocks rules, regardless of your sex.
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Narrow face, narrow-minded.
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I am a failure. A complete, utter failure. Not a spectacular failure, either. It's not like I tried to do something great and it fell flat. Just a big, lazy, uninteresting, mundane disappointment.
I want to leave Earth.
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>>37033753
k originally bye
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>>37033796
k let me jerk off on your ass
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>>37033753
same here
help me
who am I trying to convince about my life
there is no help
internet people don't care
why am I even posting this
some relief that MAYBE someone will actually help
all is a lie...
help me
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Gut geschlafen?
discord gg wSYsmuG
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Nicht sterben.
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meddI l0ide
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>>37033706
gibt es in deutschland keine Roboter oder was los.
Ich habe gut geschlafen und sie herr gottkaiser Bismarck
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What would r9k do if they were a girl?
(Any actual girls can go fuck right off you pieces of shits.)
I would fuck a bunch of men for money & fame and then lie to a billionaire by telling them I'm a virgin so I can destroy them in divorce court and then go lesbian.
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You sound like a turbofag and you then procede to hate women for no reason? Kek
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>>37033600
SO BASICALLY YOU'D DO WHAT ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE DOING RIGHT NOW?
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Id still be a dissapointment
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>you cum in a sock
>chad takes off her top
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>you dream about your life with her while taking a shit
>tonight Chad will surely bite her left tit
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>you go off to bed with a midnight fap
>stroking him off, she sits in Chad's lap
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>fantasizing about her and her beauty, your mind has awed
>meanwhile at Chad's place she screams "Oh God, oh God!"
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wake up wagie. your precious weekend is already over. mr Bergstein is waiting for you at the sweatsh-I mean office. another day, another dollar.
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>>37033558
ty for the encouragement lord neet. refurbishing computers watching youtube all day is okay though
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>NEETs
>allowed to speak again on this board
I make 6 figures, what about you, little NEET?
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>>37033558
Don't you feel bad for ragie wagies? Why do you taunt them so much.
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How does it feel knowing not a single woman other than your mother would be glad to see you?
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Idk man my fiancee seems pretty happy to see me
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Idk man people be calling me their bestie left and right feels sweeter than sweet. They're girls.
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>tfw oneitis used to be glad to see me
then chad happened
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Wizard in-one-month here. Parents want to kick me out from my basement, despite i pay for my bills and shit. Got something like $5k in savings. No job, no friends, no future. What would you do in my position?
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>>37033232
I would fly to South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, The Phillipines, Indonesia (Super Hot Indonesian girls!), or Malaysia.
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>>37033232
Look for a job .
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>>37033232
Damn, why do they want you out?
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i am very scared and maybe a whore
i may just be able to kms today if this goes on
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>>37033173
What did you do, you retard?
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Cast yourself into the void, young retardo.
Die and become one with the endless nothingness, only then will you be forgiven.
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>>37033179
just read some comments about me
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How big is your dick?
How big do you WISH your dick was?
>5" x 4.2" or so
>10" x 7", I want it to be so thick that I can't get my hand around it
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>>37033118
>How big is your dick?
7 inches
>How big do you WISH your dick was?
8 inches
Honestly don't know why when I know I'm plenty big enough already. I'd take a few more inches of height though if given the chance
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>How big is your dick?
6.5 x 5.5
>How big do you WISH your dick was?
7.5 x 6.5
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My dick is exactly 5 times the median of your typical quantum sphere, depending on how hard it is.
I wish it was as big as the phase shift modulation curve standard.
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Honest thoughts on cam girls and sex workers?
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They are extremely high-level degenerates that should be killed on sight
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I love prostitutes. I'm almost addicted to them.
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Prostitution should be legal, regulated and taxed.
>more protection for the current working girls
>less stigma for lonely virgins, disabled or elderly people to see them
>more tax revenue
>less unemployment
Bitter women and religious groups would hate it, but they are unimportant.