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I fell for the NEET meme big time. Quit my job and decided to live off savings. While I was working I fantasised about how it would be. How productive I'd be, all the games I could play, the things I could learn. I thought it would be the best year of my life. Its been the opposite though. Work served as a distraction from my problems but now there's nothing, just unlimited time to dwell on how fucked up I am and I'm slowly slipping further and further into depression and insanity. I'm not sure if there's any coming back from this. Any other NEETs here worse off now?
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look up jordan peterson on youtube. he can literally save your life.
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The hard thing about being a neet is that without structure you have way more time to screw up your mental state. 8 hours a day flipping burgers or scanning junk food is at least 8 hours spent not self loathing and replaying all the bad shit in from your past.
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>>37045826
hahahaha
me too

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Have you ever been in an LDR? Did it fail? Did it succeed? Are you in one right now, and having problems? Give advice, tell a tale, let's talk about long distance relationships.
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>>37045816
they don't work don't even bother
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>>37045816
I tried it once. I ended up cheating on her with a French professor after about 5 months. Then I cheated on the French professor when the old one moved back (she didn't last out of state very long). I was a piece of shit
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>>37045816

i'm in one right now. however its fairly mild as far as LDRs go, we are a 3 hours drive from from eachother normally. it has worked so far. snapchat, text messaging, facetime, etc, you can feel like you really are still fairly close to them, even though it sucks being apart.

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>1.male/female
>2.age
>3.how many people do you live with
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
>5.do you floss
>6.how many times per week do you shower
>7.do you use deodorant
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
>14.do you have any pets
>15.how many times per week do you shave
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area

optional: post a pic of your room
original comment: I used to post this survey only once a month so new people can reply, but somebody posted that they wanted it more often
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1 male
2 18
3 2 people
4 4-5 times
5 barely
6 6 times
7 no, i do use perfume
8 2-3 days depending on how sweaty/dirty
9 mice in the garage
10 in my garbage can
11 i got one piss bottle
12 yes but im thorough
13 a solid 7
14 one dog and two cats who just fuck around outside the house
15 3-4 times
16 yep
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>>37045541
>1.male/female
male
>2.age
18
>3.how many people do you live with
5
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14
>5.do you floss
yes
>6.how many times per week do you shower
7
>7.do you use deodorant
rarely
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
Shirts=2-4 days, undershirts=3-6 days underwear/socks=change every day unless there's none in my drawer, tops 3 days, pants=months
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
god no
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
wiping good enough
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
I don't masturbate
>14.do you have any pets
yes
>15.how many times per week do you shave
0-1 times
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
Yea some
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Why'd you make this thread again op?

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>want to be independent
>don't know how to drive and too scared to learn
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everything is scary at first. it's not as difficult as you make it out to be in your mind, i made it much worse, over thinking every move i made, then when I drove a lot, now I don't give a shit. I think I am my most confident when I am driving now.

you will learn then think back wtf was I even scared of this is easy
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It's never too late to learn. I'm almost 21 and just getting around to getting my license
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>>37045482
It's really not that scary and pretty easy to get the hang of. Just start out practicing in some empty parking lot. You'll get the hang of it pretty quick and be able to hit the road. Highways are a bit stressful to learn but like everything else, you'll get the hang of it. Just sign up for drivers ed

Either that or bike everywhere.

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I was just talking to a girl for 3 days straight online, we were speaking lots.
I sent her a picture of me and she said I looked ok. I was going to meet her this weekend. I sent her a picture of me not wearing a hat and she no longer liked me. Why the fuck does this happen? I'm oever going to get a gf. I want to kill peoiple.
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Have to see you naked to give you a proper answer
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Post both pics and maybe we can tell you what happened
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>>37045464
you'll bully me too.

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>you will never be chad in this life time

How do you cope? No amount of working out, diet, haircuts, clothes will make you genetically chad tier. How do you keep going?
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Oh shi-

*flashes in*
*catches m'lady before she hits the ground*
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I already made peace with that
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Try to make money to compensate. At the very least I can live a cozy lifestyle

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> b-b-b-but I'm a manlet....

/r9k/ BTFO
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>>37045186
tom hardy has a small dick you know
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>>37045227

He actually does. Around 5 inches erect I believe. Damn:

> b-b-b-but I'm 5'7"!
> b-b-b-but I have a below average penis!
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>>37045282
>>37045227
I'm still richer, use my dick more, and more famous than you fags though. Sod off

>a woman has an abortion in her 3rd week of pregnancy and it's ok
>husband kills his wife when she's 3 weeks pregnant and it's double murder

???
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Is that true tho?
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Because the baby was going to be carried to term. It was going to turn into full babby

"YEAH BUT THE FETUS WAS TOO" no the fuck it wasn't if it wasn't wanted. the fetus who was intended to be aborted had no future, the baby inside of a pregnant mother intending to birth and raise the baby did have a future
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>>37046680
That is not an argument, what if I was intending to kill the mother and baby the whole time? It's the same as if the mother was intending to kill the baby.

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oh why will evil guy maimon dont leave her alone?
what did she do to deserve this r9k ?
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>>37045103
He didn't have to spend his shekels, but oh well.
Just another jew that has failed.

http://discord.orbitchan.org/
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I dunno, maybe drugs or something
Don't do drugs, kids
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>>37045103
>tripfags being tripfags then talking to other tripfags in a fagchat and think literally anybody cares about them

sage

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WELCOME HOME WAGEKEK! While you were away your girlfriend was able to achieve multiple orgasms since I have mastered the art of tantric sex. You see wagie this is what a cultured well rounded man can do when he has time to learn the arts and isn't working 12 hours a day to make mister kikestein rich. Thank you for paying all my bills for me, now off to bed where you can rest up for your morning coffee
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>>37045069
>learning the arts

You just sit home fapping, watching anime and shitposting anon, be honest.

Plus i have no gf and work 9.5 hours a day so jokes on you
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>>37045286
PLEASE wagie, you know the rules. I'm tired from all the tantric lovemaking, so wait until I'm finished my first cup to engage in conversation.
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>>37045069

>Well rounded man

lmao we all know you are "well rounded" NEET

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While you were playing video games, I was in the gym.
While you were eating pizza and soda, I was drinking a homeade smoothie.
While you were in bed sleeping, I was outside running.
While you were browsing 4chan, I was working and building a business.
While you sat around feeling sorry for yourself, I was meditating.
While you were always focused on what you didn't have, I was being thankful for what I did have even when I was homeless sleeping on the floor with rats.

Only person to blame for not having a good life is you. You want women? What do you have to offer? Browsing 4chan and laying in bed together all day?

Hopefully I motivate at least one person to start their way towards their goals today.
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>>37044960
why do you want any of this? seems like a lot of hassle for nothing.
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>>37044992
it really is a hassle for nothing. I say we make a suicide pact and kill ourselves. I mean, whats the fucking point man?
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>>37044960
Post a pic of this Stacy.

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So i tried starting off a conversation with a random girl on normie book. What do i do after this fuck up?
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Now where oh where could my p i p e be???
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Nothing. She is cute though.

High five op
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I actually got a good laugh out of this

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Daily reminder use of make up should be criminalized.
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Why?
Give me a legitimately good reason you're anti-makeup.
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>>37044849
not op, but if youre caking yourself up in makeup like the women in his pic, might as well wear a mask and conceal your real face.

going out and fooling men into thinking youre more attractive than you actually are only to be a cunt and insult them after they leave you because they didnt like the way your real face looks like is shitty. if men did something like that, women would call it rape by deception or some shit.
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>>37044925
So when someone wears clothes they might as well walk around in a box?
It doesn't make sense anon and besides anyone can wear makeup so I don't get your problem.

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>Less than 5% of UK is black
>More than 36% of HIV patients are black

Why is HIV so much more common for blacks?
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>>37044776
OOGA BOOGA PUT MUH DIKK IN DA HOLE
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>population of UK is 5% black
>BBC shows have 50% black actors
Hmm
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>>37044776
>Less than 5% of UK is black

That's a jewish lie

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At least one woman has looked at you and thought
"Anon is so kind, he's so considerate, he's so hard working, so honest, so earnest. Any girl would be lucky to have him, but he deserves a good one."

And why would she be wrong? That is the person you really are. Be who you are and get the girl deserving of you.
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I have no interest in being the idealized conceptual person whom exists only in your imaginary vortex of idiocy.
I am who I am and the girl I am deserving of is nogirlalive.
Take your fatuous platitudes and walk, animeposter.
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It was probably your mom
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No woman has ever though this, even my mother. Its impossible to love a sperg

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