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join ur r9k buddies using tags:
r9komegle
omegler9k
r9k
have at it :)
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bumbilindo
is that faggot with the long hair on?
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>>37049575
you're literally a nigger, go back to your waifu board and never return
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>>37049602
im pretty sure you just described half of /r9k/ fags
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Daily escort thread
Going to a brothel today
Wish me luck
Share your experiences in mean time
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There is no occupation on the planet more disreputable and pathetic than whore.
Garbage collection is more dignified.
Sewer maintenance is more laudable.
Burger flipping is more estimable.
Whore patronage is no different from whoring.
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>>37049550
I sleep with an escort or "massage" girl every now and then, been doing so for the past two years. The last one I was with was in March, a really cute busty Asian at a massage parlor. It depends on the girl because sometimes you get ripped off, but that time I got a half hour of BBBJ, DFK and multiple sex positions for $200.
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>>37049693
Ok MoralfagBro
>>37049550
Nice OP. You a Eurobro or Nevadabro? First time?
I'll share my story later. Girl is on the way now (outcall).
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At what age have I experienced enough of life to know with reasonable certainty that my instinct to commit suicide is correct?
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The age in which you finish reading and understand E. Cioran.
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Nah, when you get older you realize all the shit you stressed so hard over aint that big off a deal. Get a good job going, start saving money, get a couple good hobbies. You can cruise through the second half of life if you set it up right.
Cheers brah
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>>37049467
>>37049484
Okay thank you. I will do my best.
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>finish college
>quit doing drugs
>quit rehab
>I am finally sober for some time (3 months or so)
bored as fuck and I want to die
What do people do to distract themselves from their own despair?
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>>37049371
There is no such thing as being bored. That just means you're an unimaganitve boring person. Get a hobby and grow up
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>>37049371
vidya, music and films
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>>37049371
not weed or anything else for 76 days. life without drugs isn't worth living, especially when you hate everything else.
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Look at this /pol/. None of you will never feel the pain that she felt during this time. She has gone through more as a person then you ever will for the rest of your life. She's a beautiful model living her life and you're a fat neckbeard who lives in your mom's basement.
Do humanity a favor and kill yourself.
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If I got cancer nobody would give a shit
Even with cancer she has a better life than me without it
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>/pol/
Fuck off retard
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>/pol/
maybe try actually going back there
and don't come back with your shitty bait
>>>/pol/
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i'm bored - tell me about your day
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i'm interested in what other robots get up to
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I woke up at 5am, went to work, came back at 7am, watched anime for an hour, and now I'm going to bed.
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>>37049143
did you mean 7pm? 14 hour work day sounds fucking rough
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>>37049143
came back at 7pm*
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>girl makes a thread on /r9k/ on thursday looking for someone to talk to because she's lonely and bored
>start chatting on discord
>tells me she's 18, she dropped out of school and she wants to be my housewife
>she's in my state
>yesterday we voice talk, she sounds really cute, but she's really sad and sobs here and there throughout the call
>call her again today
>she tells me she's 14
>she wants me to take her away and have sex with her
>she wants me to send her a 50 dollar amazon card because her parent's haven't been giving her food and she hasn't eaten in 5 days
>i have her first name, a picture of her face, her phone number, and address that matches the area code of her phone number
>call CPS and give them all the information I have about what's going on
I'm not sure if this was a bait attempt into incriminating me as some kind of pedo or sending someone money over the internet, or if I just saved a little qt grill from an abusive home, and I don't know if I'll ever find out.
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Well, you either got the ball rolling for an abused kid to get help, or you inconvenienced a scamming adult by sending the government to her house, so I'd say either way you did good.
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Good job, anon. Good.
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>>37048844
Yeah this can only have good consequences. Good on you.
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Have any robots tried bumble? It's like tinder, but the girls make the first move. Easy way to get gf?
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>>37048697
looks fantastically gay
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>>37048697
>the girls make the first move
that means they "like you" or something like that and signal you to message and then when you do message they never respond
is that about right? That's my experience with online dating.
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>this app isn't available in your country
First YouTube superchat and now this?!
Why must I be cursed with life in the safest country on earth
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How did your dad find a gf?
Mine made a bet with another guy at his job that he would date the cute new girl first. He took her out to a bar, they did a ton of coke and fucked all night and immediately fell in love.
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My dad sexually harassed her until she gave in
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>>37048466
He put an ad in the newspaper, they met for the first time at Perkins.
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Their moms were friends when they were babies
My parents got together as teens and stayed together
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YOOOOO ANY ENTJs INDAHOUSE?
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>circlejerking about being a snowflake in MBTI and not learning socionics
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>>37048479
LOL EVERYONE LOOK ITS AN INTJ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>37048453
Why is ENFP REEEEpepe?
I'm a member of the illuminati. This is a program that we make our members use in our initiation ceremonies. It makes people who use it very rich and powerful. Ask me anything.
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What's my phone number?
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What do you hope to accomplish my illuminated dude?
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relize itte
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>ywn be a serial killer out in the middle of the woods
>ywn chase off normie scum with your chainsaw
>ywn be able to make furniture and clothing out of your victims
>ywn saw Chad in half in front of his screaming Stacy girlfriend
Why even go on?
I seriously just want to be leatherface. I know he's retarded, but I would easily trade in my below average intelligence for that kind of life.
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>>37048311
"It's okay! It says my post is anonymous."
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>>37048311
>Filthy house with shitty amenities
>In the backwoods of america, a second world country
>Abused as a child
>Nothing but batshit crazy people for company
>No books, no internet, no TV
I bet you're one of those faggots who unironically wishes for a zombie apocalypse. Both of those lives would be incredibly difficult and even a small taste would send you screaming the other way.
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>>37048413
>In the backwoods of america, a second world country
>a second world country
>second world
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Can robots with sisters exist?
I mean doesn't your sister tell you how to get along with women? Or at least give you some hints?
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My sister is 8 and she is legit autistic. Im pretty sure she's barely aware that she even exists.
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My sister is a bigger weeb than I am. She's a complete fujoshit. I'm too shy to be around my family.
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>>37048303
I have a sister.
she's kinda a robot.
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>tfw just found out my 13 year old neighbor touched a 6 year old
what do? s-should i call the cops?
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You should keep to your self untill more information presents itself you white knight cunt
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You should punish them with anal sex. Tech them a lesson
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Make sure you have hard physical evidence before you ruin his life forever.
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>mfw he gets his hair circumcised
I feel sorry for you haircucks, I truely do.
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>mfw I have 1 year into growing out my non-balding hair.
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>>37048181
>1 year
Your hair wont really be that long after a year anon. 3 years is where it gets long
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>>37048181
congrats, fellow hair master race.
It should just long enough to tie up?
It's great how having long hair lets you change your hairstyle multiple times a day without having to fuck around with mousse or hair gel and a hair dryer and then worry that it'll get messed up by wearing a hat or something