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>>37054233
>thin and petite girl
>can't give birth properly

They suck.

>>37054233
it's a meme for fat fetishists trying to appear normal

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>>37054250
>can't give birth properly
Nice meme.

>>37054144
Wut? Where is my 2D qt trap waifu?

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>>37054144
None are thicc enough.

>>37054193
That's called obese

>>37054173
That's called being a faggot

No because I cook food properly and clean my hands with handwash after handling raw food.

>>37054273
Good for you. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Fuck

Stay hydrated. Get some gatorade/powerade or whatever, not just water. Once the vomiting subsides, don't move back to solid food immediately. Go for stuff like chicken/veggie/beef stock or something, and when you can keep that down, maybe very light soups and eventually you'll be able to eat normal food again. Like a week tops.

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Here's another sad birthday

>>37054029
America the picture. Everyone over 25 is clinically obese. Two sources of soda. Taking pride in corporate identity(chevy) because you don't have an opinion on anything else

t.American

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I dont know why but i find this kind sad

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>>37054017

>getting scammed for money by roasties in 2017

Sages

Congratulations anon, you just made her feel like a prostitute if she accepts
But you are also clearly from some this world shit hole so it might work out

>>37054017
>writing a goddamn novel in every reply
you dun fucked up already

>>37053765
because they need to spend it all on their friends to keep them amused and around.

Higher costs of living

I'm only asking this because I don't understand how people can have like 50-80k incomes, 100-150k+ combined incomes, and still have money issues.

Meanwhile you have people on autism bux 25k income living just fine.

>i'm not gay, but i love looking at mens assholes and dangling ballsacks

whatever you have to tell yourself, dude

Thats because there is no drooling gash underneath these smooth butts! The roundness of their smooth balls and non threatening feminine penis only adds to the sexiness.

>>37053703
>>37053724
I love vaginas as well, I don't find them unattractive, but I feel like the dangling ballsacks really add something special.

>>37053433
got blacked

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Look at all those future cucks

>>37053440

...That is THE most succinct explanation I've ever heard of it. Yep.

>implying you can stop

Have you seen the pictures from recent protests?
alt-right fags are just as bad. 130 pound weaklings or 300+ pounders. They are just as fucked as numales, but, unlike numales, they don't get laid.
inb4 a few cherry picked pics

just let them be, is not like they can procreate anyway, 99% of them are bbc cucks

>>37053387
The negroid features?

I used to like her until she got "blacked" fuck that dumb blonde coal burner

>>37053394
She's got an ugly little monkey face doesn't she?

>>37053308
>save
>reload
Do you even VN?

>Playing persona game

Found the real problem

>>37053332
Yes but I can't just keep it going to the end of the game. It makes me choose whether or not to date the girls and I say yes at first and then reload because I don't know whether to stay with her or not for the rest of the game

They aren't harmless. One gave me a nice bite to remember.

They aren't -lethal-, but they aren't harmless.

>>37053103
i wonder who could be behind this post
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(that is an attempt at making a centipede with ascii)

They're creepy, so I kill them, and I will continue to do so

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How are my fellow robots?

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>>37052927
I'm hanging in there, feeling lonely though. How are you?

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I took this picture in te last hotel I was at, I think ice machines can be comfy like a cool pillow. They're reliable and in almost every decent hotel.

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>If you have nothing to show for at 24, neither love nor a career/academic achievements, you can literally shoot yourself. Life is over for you.

If you say so. I started school at age 25, and I saved up enough money from working various jobs since high-school to fund myself (scholarships included). Some people just start late. My classes are filled with people my age

>implying age has anything to do with fulfillment
The only thing you need to do to have options is get a useful degree that you're interested in.

>>37052900
>Hi Schlomo my name is Anon I'm 30 years old, and I just got my Bachelors degree!

Odds are against you mate. Getting your degree at 30 years old is going to raise eyebrows, and odds are you wont even use the fucking degree lol.

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>>37052611

NEET God here

*farts*

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no need to ragie... wagie

Man I don't know what the fuck to do with my life right now cause I'm in uni and that picture is what goes through my mind every single day.

It's like a handful of really intelligent people managed to trick everyone else in the world into being slaves at will. Like a massive hypnosis going on.