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>>37055885
Roleplaying communities

>>37055885
at their house

>>37055894
i said shy and introverted not fat and autistic

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>sister found the smelly sharpie
how do I achieve that prostate nut, lads?

>dad found a reason to live

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>professor proved the piss postulate

I've blown at least 100 nuts to that scene
excuse me gentlemen I'm about to hit 101

>>37055492
Deep throating and dominating a girl's face with your dick really is patrician.

>that violent bj

damn circumcised guys cant even feel their dicks so they just throw it around against the teeth like that lmao

that would be way too much for a uncut natty guy with nerve endings intact

>>37055438
Who took this photo mr snek?

>>37055500
I used a tripod and a timer on my cell phone.

>>37055438
why is one of your keys missing?

>>37055373
none of them, I'm growing my hair out

Basic white boy cut of short on the sides medium length on top

I have a short a-line bob.

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unironically might grab a few on my way home from work tomorrow

>>37055306
tried them the other day. They're not bad, i still prefer wendy's tendies though. The cheese dip is hot af

>>37055524
good to know, will get sum tomorrow, cant wait.

so what, it still looks comfy.

>>37055220
>le (((integrate))) meme
can you tell me what the fuck that's supposed to entail? you think people are going to give up who they are in order to emulate the middle-class english cuckboi lifestyle? they're not even aware of your existence
they might not even be aware of their own existence come to think of it

humans but not quite humans, interesting innit lad. pseudo-humans maybe

not even thinly veiled PAY ATTENTION TO ME BOYS bait

put a shotgun up your ass and squeeze the trigger sweetie.

>>37055215
Go away stinky fembot go eat a beta orbiter ugly

>>37055240
What lube should i use?

>>37055171
I thought CHVRCHES was /our band/?

how to be a robot band.
-band is too shy to perform in public so they only do studio recordings
-socially awkward in interviews
-songs about sex and intimacy are limited
-last album is about redemption and becoming a normie and

>>37055284
I like CHVRCHES but I don't browse /mu/. What meme am I missing here?

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parks farm

I wish more girls were cuddly.

>>37055440
This.

Do boys or girls like cuddles more??

>>37054985
If you were really shy and quiet you wouldn't have the balls to post this thread.

Sorry. Loneliness gets my hopes up and you fit the look.

i, for the first time have fallen in love with a thread with immense passion

>>37054895
You sound like me except I'm fat, have brown eyes, am not very strong, and have few freckles or moles. 24 as well.

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>6" dick
>Pro

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Pros:
>white
>aryan
>6'0
>white, straight teeth

Cons:
>hairy as fuck
>enormous ears
>below average dick
>unibrow
>unhygenic
>unshaven, yet beard not full enough to look good
>unfit/weak
>smelly
>moles all over
>various scars from early childhood surgeries
>enormous feet and hands
>bowl cut

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HA, that's what you get for using drugs, you fucking loser.

>>37054878
>be a drug addict and get treated as such
Sounds like he taught you an invaluable lesson

>going to class high
Your own fault. Waste of a high and waste of time. You might as well not even have gone and enjoyed your high

You mean shelfies?

>>37054361
Didnt think of that wow

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This is nice.

Dont you mute me again

>>37054235
I'm a straight guy who's been really lonely lately. I started talking to this other guy on Discord who said was into traps. I thought that meant he was at least a little bit gay. I would talk to him a lot, I got closer to him. I even sent him a dick pic eventually. But one day out of nowhere he basically tells me to fuck off and that I'm a faggot who bothers him all the time.

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>>37054235
if just one girl could feel this way about me i would die happy

>>37054385
same, anon

also that picture makes me feel sad