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I'm so fucking sick of you autistic arm chair 'critics' shitting all over Death Note and I'm being dead fucking serious. Y'all need to get some taste and class.

Death Note (Netflix) is one of those rare pieces of great cinema to be released in the last 76 years (since Citizen Kane). The cinematography was absolute quality that really helped drive the tone of the film. The OST (composed by the legendary Atticus Ross) evokes emotion from each scene and really only furthered a strong and compelling narrative way that you just don't see much these days.

The set pieces were crafted with nothing but love, care, and incredible attention to detail. You can really tell that Zoe Jirik deeply cared about the world that she was helping to create.

The writing on this film is beyond words. Each scene was pivotal to the overall story and not a single line of dialogue was wasted. Truly a monumental amount of effort went into this script. It's especially brilliant when you compare it to the low effort superhero flicks (BvS, WW, SS etc) that flood the market like too much water in a dam.

Many adaptations these days get it wrong, and fall short of their source. Let's just settle this once and for all, Death Note did not. The character of Light in the original series is a little too unrealistically brilliant. What Wingard gives us is a realistic anti-hero bursting with depth. Not to mention the improvements on L's idionsyncracies (that aren't clear for the casual viewer of the original), which make his explosive emotional behaviour so much more engaging. What's more (than Dafoe's superior Ryuk?) is a palpable love story expertly handled amidst a film already thick with content.

All in all, Adam Wingard should be praised as one of the greatest film makers of our time. The Guest, V/H/S 2, and now this. Rarely does a generation get to witness such brilliance. C'est la vie, Nolan.
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i know this is bait but the writting is shit, the characters fucking suck too

It would be better if instead of pretending the characters are the same they just changed all the names and made it a sequal of sorts
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If Light can just insrtuct people to carry out actions before they die, why didn't he insrtuct Watari (or anyone else) to simply shoot L? Not like Light need's L's actual name to kill L indirectly.
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>>39394119
hey i liked it, and i think i couldve been a good tv series

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My biggest fear is blindness. I constantly worry about damaging my eyes. Every time my face gets scratched or touched by something, I freak out that it could be doing permanent damage to my eye. Can anyone else relate? Im just terrified of losing my sight
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>>39394056
>tfw have eye problems
>mfw this thread
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can kinds relate, I'm afraid of losing any of my limbs
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Yeah same and all this time staring at a computer can't be doing them any good

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.csmonitor.com/layout/set/amphtml/Business/2008/0211/p13s02-wmgn.html

Adam Shepard started life from scratch with the clothes on his back and twenty-five dollars. Ten months later, he had an apartment, a car, and a small savings.

>During his first 70 days in Charleston, Shepard lived in a shelter and received food stamps. He also made new friends, finding work as a day laborer, which led to a steady job with a moving company.

>Ten months into the experiment, he decided to quit after learning of an illness in his family. But by then he had moved into an apartment, bought a pickup truck, and had saved close to $5,000.

Proof that NEETs are just lazy.
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>>39393929
>everyone can make it goy if you just work hard enough


ayyyy you ever thought about the fact that we dont want to make it in your cuck society ? we dont want to suck jew overlord cuck like you.

shill cunt
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What does this shit have to do with being a NEET? Who cares if this normalshit plays his stupid games?
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>>39393929


decent face, and probably zero mental issues

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Who else gonna die at an early age?
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>>39393846
Not me, I live in America and pay for superior health care.
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>>39393846
But it's free!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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It's a miracle I've survived this long.

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>The director of Donnie Darko was 25 years old

wew
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>>39393832

the first piece of media to give me a holier-than-thou attitude, and i don't regret it at all
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>>39393832
Tfw you'll never do something significant in your life
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>>39393872
I got 28:06:42:12 tattoo'd on my arm cuz i loved this movie so much

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>He literally, actually, unironically imagined that he would get disfigured for life by a car accident and come to school and have people talk to him, praise him, and wish him well for being the crippled kid
What an ignorant and ungrateful loser, am I right?
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>>39393810
>He seriously, without a shred of postmodernist/meta-ironic restraint, imagined drifting through a Japanese street race with his oneitis having the time of her life beside him. All whilst Teriyaki Boys-Tokyo Drift blares out of giant speakers in the trunk.

Phaggots like these should place their malformed cranium within the path of a truck's wheel, and wait for their beta thoughts to decorate the pavement as pieces of grey matter.
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I like this meme. Continue.
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>>39394154
>He, with complete and utter certainty, imagined a natural disaster wiping out everybody except him and his oneitis, leaving them to bond over being the sole avenue to repopulate the earth.
People like this (if you can even call them that) should be euthanized.

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>literally no desire to want to be anything
>attending a two year college to make parents happy
>pick a major to get started but no desire to get the degree
>cant retain information for shit
All i want to do is sleep in and play vidya at this point
Whats wrong with me?
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How old are you champ? You seem to be farther along than me
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>>39393791
Well you're unhappy, that much is obvious. It's possible to become happy again, but it's not easy, and it's really complicated.
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>>39393791
robota

you want to get away ?

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Can someone tell me how to attain this level of comfyness in life?
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Is this from that same collection with the dog projectile vomiting?

I need that pic.
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>>39393702
Learn to enjoy eating shit. Once you have you will have mastered life.
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>>39393702
It would be nice to be an animal and dont give a slight fuck

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Has there ever been a family where more than one sibling has committed suicide? I wonder what would happen when the parents heard the news the second time around.
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>>39393686
I wonder if there's ever been a family that all committed suicide at the same time, but also completely coincidentally
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>>39393686
I wonder if there's ever been a family who all convinced each other to commit suicide, with the convincers commiting suicide once they realised the impact of their actions, and had someone sufficiently convince them to do it.
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My sister and I are both considering it. I don't get her angle, she's a stacy with lots of friends.

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Are you a lonely robot? Do you have some mental illness? Do you want to make friends? We need YOU to be our friend so come join us here! discord dot gg/4XGwEzQ)
Some rules:
1. There are no rules
2. Don't be a normie!
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when I'm living by myself, next week, and not with my parents, I will be all over these discords
until then, I don't want to be waking up my wagecuck parents
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>>39393641
Cry then, faggot.
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>>39393669
Dont be like that man... dont you want som frens?

>>39393668
how would typing on a keyboard wake em up?

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>not super attractive, perhaps a 5/10 on a good day with work
>don't get girls
>decide to join BDSM community
>get into it
>practice a lot
>have a switch between hyper aggressive when in the act and very calm/supportive when not
>preach about 'informed consent', 'safety is my feisth' and 'willing to teach'
>suddenly 3 sex slaves who are all out of my league
>two are 7.5/10, the other is legitimately 9/10 pornstar material
>have now had threesomes with them

Lads, you don't have to be handsome in BDSM. You even get to treat women for what they are, and they fucking worship the ground you walk on while you call them stupid whores. Why haven't you don't this yet?
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normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE MEME NORMIE B8
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give me a break,

the BDSM community is as shallow as anywhere else, believe me i looked. The first thing they ask for is a pic, they see me and it is instant block.

fuck off with the humble bragging
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You know the drill bois
HIDE NORMIE THREADS
IGNORE NORMIE POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO NORMIE POSTERS

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>tfw you will never have a study group at greendale community college
>tfw you will never have a qt smart proper Jewish study group gf
>tfw you will never go to a school where everyone knows you and cares about you
>tfw you will never have a set time every day where you sit down with all of your friends and get into wacky hijinks
>tfw you will never win a school wife paint ball game
>tfw you will never have a study group at greendale community college
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>>39393533
>community college portrayed like pic related
>go to community college
>nothing but white trash, niggers, spics, old people and mudslimes
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>>39393533
I CANT COUNT THE REASONS I SHOULD STAAAY
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>OP enters college
>gets let down by hollywood and its antics
>another shooting in the news

this is my problem with your american propaganda

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How do you robots like your chicken? In tendies, nugs, or sandwiches?
I personally like sandwiches the best.
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Swiggity swump, this is a bump.
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>>39393507
Nugs nugs nugs nuds nugz
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>>39393507
Sandwiches are consistently soggy and tendies are always too dry and stringy because I live in west burger land.
Nugs are more or less the only legitimate option here (besides fried like at KFC).

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I'm a big fat failure who is living the consequences of his stupid choices. I want to go back in time and correct my mistakes.

I'm living a pathetic life. I can't get rid from this burden.
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>>39393427

hey dude we all fuck up, just gotta try and make the best of it and move on as best as possible
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how old are you? what is your biggest fault?
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haha get rekt m8

red flags for professors

>"all right guys put those laptops and phones away"

happens every fucking semester
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>injects their own political opinions on the first day of class
>younger than 40 and isn't super personable
>doesn't speak English well
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>>39393547
>>doesn't speak English well

As a recipient of a Comp-Sci degree I concur one hundred percent.

REDDEST OF FLAGS
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>"please sign the attendance sheet being passed around"

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