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Only whites can be uberme-
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>>37059158
By definition, yes.
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>>37059158
american niggers are bred by slavers to be strong, they are still unintelligent and therefore can't be ubermensch
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>>37059215
are they considered black in america?

What do you think about my penis?
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chode lul
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>>37059117
peel back the foreskin
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>>37059117
That's pretty delicious OP

I want to suck it

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i'm fucked up right now, lads. give me your worst unrequited love songs.

my contribution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs
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https://youtu.be/JjVjZ_uZqwo
I like this one. I always interpreted it as an unrequited love song
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https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

Used to hate this song as a teen now I love it.

Life is good when you don't feel pain.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRmbcqp5Dbc

normie or not feels are still there

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On a scale of 0-to-meme

How's your life right now?
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>>37058979
oh shit you're that brisbane dude aren't you
how you been man?
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>>37058979
sorry I don't adhere to post ironic le whacky self-aware tweeny deprecation meme humour
take your stupid bullshit non-thread to reddit I take self-moderation very seriously on this website.
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I went from talking to no one to talking to three girls and I'm pretty sure two of them are interested in me.

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I MADE THIS JUST FOR HER AND SHE DID NOT COME
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well now you have it all to yourself

enjoy. those candy hearts were a mistake though
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>>37058948
What exactly are we looking at?
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>>37058958
no they werent they taste good and also the nurses ate it by themselves, im not allowed to because im recovering from bulimia

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>Black girls can't be pret-
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>>37058831
She looks more west indian than black desu
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>>37059007
west Indians aren't black?
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>>37059065
Welcome to racist logic
>Black women aren't attractive, except the ones that are. But they aren't black.

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>Cute girl in my physics class
>Gradually get closer to her and we become pretty good friends
>Really like her and it's the last 2 weeks of school now
Should I ask her out bros?
I'm going to grad school after this semester though, so it would have to be long distance for a while...should I even bother?
She's pretty perfect and exactly my type
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>>37058814
Not worth it, it's way too late now
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>>37058823
Fuck really?
She's also a year older than me which makes me fucking diamonds.
She also may or may not be into cars, haven't really figured that out yet.

She's pretty impressed with me getting into pharm school, since she's trying to get into PA school
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>>37058854
Don't listen to him, he couldn't possibly know. Just straight up ask her out. Be assertive and make it clear that you find her attractive both physically and as a person and that want to see where it goes.

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>bend over to pick up sock from the floor
>hurt back
who else /old/ here?
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>back starts to hurt without a reason
hmm yes one must hope they invent super painkillers without downsides in the near future
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>Bend down to pick something up
>Stand up too quickly
>Become faint and lightheaded for a few second and nearly lose my balance
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>cum while standing in shower
>surge of neck/back of head pain

maybe?

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/pol/ IS 4chan and 4chan IS /pol/, every board needs to be reminded of that. You too, /r9k/. /pol/ owns 4chan.
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I think I preferred the horsecocks
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r9k is a maoist board
always had been always will be
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>>37058344
Oh please, /pol/ is mayhem. Complete chaos.

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Seriously why are girls more likely to go barefoot and show off their lewd toes and sole in the Spring and Summer?

>More likely to go out in public in flip flops or sandals
>Will always wanna show off their pedicure
>First ones to take off their shoes when possible
>Will always walk around barefoot at home
>Will always wiggle their toes
>More likely to touch others with their feet
>Have no qualms showing off their soles in public


Fuck why are girls so nonchalant about their lewd feet?!? I love it.
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Because its warm you repulsive retard.
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>>37058175
It's warm out dumbass.
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>>37058678
>>37058706
Look at me being all comfortable!

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Have you ever cummed yourself into mouth? How was it?
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Into whos mouth
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>>37058018
>cummed yourself into mouth

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Hot. Degrading. Kind of tastes nice.

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happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday dear mee
happy birthday to me
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zum geburtstag
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>>37057934

Post your number and I'll call you, have nothing better to do.
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>>37057934

I've turned 25 yesterday.

Sick and tired of normies going on about how great it is to be 25 and young.

No, normies, not great at all having turned 25 and you havent done anything with your life by then.

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today is my birthday, I have no family, no gf, no friends
say something nice, anything
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Happy bday anon! If you want someone to talk to on facebook or anything Ill talk to you- hope your day is goin well. I would send you a gift but I dont have money :(((
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Happy birthday anon. Here's a (you) and one of my favorite memes
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>>37057787
no problem, thanks for your kind words, I'd like to give you my name but probably there is an ocean between us

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>2011+6
>not having a qt black gf
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I would take any race gf at this point. Except Aboriginal, they're subhuman filth.
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no blacks where I live
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>>37057640
I would never sink that low. 2D for me

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sexual frustration is ruining my life. I cannot work, study or hang around with friends. Anybody else has this problem?
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>>37057565
Do you 2D? Because I do, and I don't have any of these problems.
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>>37057585
no, I'm too sane for that.
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>>37057565
Have you ever thought about getting a practice girl?

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