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Perfect weight desu

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>>37051926
That's ideal to me, so I'd tell her to lay off the Cheetos so she doesn't push it any further.

>>37051926
>High-cuts
MY ONLY WEAKNESS

>>37051584
Christ you're ugly. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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>>37051631
Planning on it bucko, also the point of the picture was to make myself look as ugly as possible.

>>37051680
Got another pic?

oergoi

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>having children in your twenties

Way to throw your life away raising snotty, shitty kids.

>>37051434
Feels kinda bad. I wish my gf didn't off herself

Happy knowing that they're making white babies

>that kid who always talked about how much better New York was than California and how he'd move back there after graduation
>that kid who had a new conspiracy theory every day
>that beaner who spoke less Spanish than me
>that kid who died in the bathtub
>that retarded kid who could drum better than most professionals (he died though)

>that fat kid who never took his shirt off during swimming
>that black kid who got accepted into a white power group
>that mexican kid who always gave you all the extra food her beaner grandmother packed for her (shit was choice as fuck)

>>37049790
how many people died at your school

Isn't pretty much everyone who posts on this board an orbiter?

I'll keep posting stories if there's interest. I know they aren't cute or lewd

>>37048176
If this is your first day on this board, sure.

heh, no way i can lose with this! *unsheathes katana*

>>37045638
the fight is over as soon as you start disrobing and oiling up your body.

this is why turkish oil wrestling is number 1 self defense martal art.

>>37045638
I remember a couple months ago on /adv/ there was a story about some femanon going to a concert with her bf who nudged someone by accident and they got beat up. They had to go to the hospital. Afterwards the femanon got confronted by the dude who beat up her bf, he like apologized or something and they wound up at his apartment where she blew him and then he dropped her off at the hospital in the morning to see her bf.

>>37044773
I don't want to bump your thread so I won't>

sah-gay

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>tfw just want him to like me
What do

>>37044773
Is he gay? If not, leave him the fuck alone

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>>37039309
he's not gonna do it. my dubs confirm

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Update man is still there, chilling with a beer and talking to the cops. I think hes just a sad cunt

>>37039309
damn where do you live it looks depressing as shit

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>>37064659
Okay make sure to wear loose underwear. Women love hitting men in the testicles since it's the source of pleasure and the sensation is pleasurable enough to drop them to their knees. Some even vomit from the sensation. She'll put in her best shoes

Mmm pepe is such musical guy he plays piano trumpet and now he is a violinist.

>>37064659
I assume you're angry because you didn't get your daily haircut?

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Here's another example of an uglycute?

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yes. ongernago.

>>37063878
post uglycute

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This dump.
It smells like stagnant air and semen.

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pretty comhy if you stay under the blankets

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I need furniture desu

>>37062221
>girl holds door for me seconds before I reach the door

What did she mean by this?

>>37062221
>girl makes eye contact with me for a second

Chad reporting in

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>girl smiled at me
>didn't smile back

Hahaha got em

5'10" manlwt repoeting in. Almost finished work and heading for a drink with a friend

>>37062124
5'7 here. I'm keeping an eye on my son, he's a day old now and we my wife is sleeping. He's pretty easy going at the moment

>>37062124
5'11" here. Just at work till five. GF is coming over later tonight to watch Samurai Jack.

>>37063213
Congrats, anon. How's it feel to be a dad?

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>>37061731
Enjoy your erectile dysfunction famalam

>>37061748
That's a myth tho

>>37061731

Enjoy your impotence anon.

A lot of strong intelligent people are religious, their faith and conviction makes me doubt my own beliefs desu.

Deep down I do have that feeling like they are idiots for having so much faith in something so outlandish though. I think people who have kids are just as crazy though.

>>37061660
God is less outlandish than believing everything that exists just randomly came to be like some cosmic accident. That's pure madness but it doesn't seem odd to you because people have been telling you that all your life.

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>>37061616

It's because faith has a placebo effect. Sometimes when you pray you give yourself a morale boost to accomplish the things you were praying to god about.

Also I doubt that most christians take the bible literally word for word and use it more as an interpretation.

Also believing in a higher power gives meaning to this otherwise meaningless life.