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>>37062049
The guy is old enough to understand you are immature and he probably likes it because he's interested in you.
You LITERALLY don't need to do or try anything, just smile laugh and have a good time and you'll get dick in no time

Is this a shindol emergence reference?

Girls that are my age wanting to date guys that could almost be their fathers age makes me want to vomit. You're a fucking whore.

Fuck me hard in the ass anon

>>37061783
I don't mind this, but I fucking HATE when they take 20 minutes to actually bring your shit out.

What are we waiting on my nigga?
Would it be the fries?

Lifting, socializing/partying, handiwork, musical instruments, sports, and so on. Just stuff all normal guys do

>>37061666
>musical instruments

I got just the one

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Creative things like cooking, art or making music is always a plus!

>>37061666
This sounds kind of boring

>>37060981
I went to Yokohama once and paid a Nip girl to cuddle. Shit was amazing and she let me tickle her feet for 900 yen extra

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>tfw no lap pillow gf

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>tfw no sweet girl to cuddle
>no one to hold you and say they love you
Feels bad man.

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No. You shouldnt be faggot

stop posting barney

whos boarny

>have the chance to lose virginity to service station anon
>too much of a pussy

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMy2bmSAIeA

>>37060662

It's not really losing your virginity is it?

>34
>41
>39

It's over for them. Cut off is 29. Article is misleading because it implies those women will ever have children.

This shit is gay. Men are predatory animals who need to give women space, and women make less money for the same work. But also men need to man up and put babies into these women who are more successful than them. I think I'm just going to keep hiding in my apartment thanks

Because women are passive cum receptacles that have to be praised and worshipped so they spread open their legs, or they get ravaged without mercy when they are good and then expect the worshipping after they have ruined themselves.
Fuck, expecting humanity and decency out of anyone is impossible now, something must be someone's fault.

American women can go to hell.

Yeah. Don't call me a normie.
>17
>have girlfriend who I've been with for like 2 years, we'll call her D
>she's super attached to me
>I started talking to this girl in one of my classes, we'll call her L
>she has a boyfriend, nothing between us, just friends
>getting lunch with my girlfriend
>L texts me, girlfriend sees my phone light up
>starts to get all angry, acting like I'm cheating on her or something
>tells me to send L a picture of her
>say no that's stupid to just send out of nowhere
>she gets all upset that I'm "trying to keep her a secret from other girls"
>starts crying
>have to ask the waiter for the check and everything while she's sitting there bawling her eyes out for no fucking reason
>cries for like 20 minutes about nothing
>finally check my phone, L was just texting me about fucking cigarettes, idk why my girlfriend thought it was such a big fucking deal
I hate women

jokes on her though I fucked L and cucked her boyfriend like a year later

>>37059983
Yes, my mother.

>>37059983
Yes
>girl wants me to read a poem she wrote
>okay
>be autistic and correct spelling mistakes and fix some grammar issues
>think I did a nice thing
>give it back
>she starts crying her eyes out
>"you ruined my work"
>oops sorry I didn't mean it in an insulting way

>>37059511
Actually it's completely fair that the more intelligent of the genders would be the one who has all the sexual, romantic, and reproductive power.

>>37059511
If it makes you feel better I don't care how much you make or if you work so long as you're a decent human being.
In return i only ask you accept the fact i like sex, as does literally everyone, and that i hate children they're annoying.

That's how western society works. Look at /pol/, they are incredibly autistic on this issue. They side with feminists in agreeing that only men should be held to our gender roles while women can do whatever they want. /pol/ is even more extreme than the feminists on this issue. Just remember, traditionalists and "red pilled" faggots are not your friends.

>>37059173
be white

source: I'm Korean

>>37059195
Thanks seonbae

>>37059173
Move to Japan
source: moved to japan one year ago

Listen to podcasts or watch porn

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think about committing suicide. i am rarely not lonely.

>>37058411
play video games, listen to music or sleep

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>>37058045
>Does anyone have a gf here?

>>37058045
On average? I'd say about three times a week.

>>37058064
About this. Sometimes more sometimes less. Depends on how often I want it

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Hey Tsuki

>>37055891
#56 here, haven't really kept up with things. Is the date still set for july 1st? Can I kill myself after that?

My birthday is in
july does that offset things anyway?

nyquil because it makes me go to sleep

My good old buddy diphenhydramine, makes me feel real nice and then knocks me out

>All time favorite drug
Cocaine or LSD

>>37055236
Also
>i can't read the fucking image reeeee

You will have to click on the file itself to see it in full resolution. It's a remnant from the days of a much smaller filesize limit on /r9k/

i dont know about this anon
also checking to see if im banned

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>>37055256
>>i can't read the fucking image reeeee
>You will have to click on the file itself to see it in full resolution.
Big fucking deal.