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Anons, I'm currently in HS (Senior) and I'm really obsessed with this one girl. Not only is she attractive as fuck, but she's also pretty quiet, and those characters I suppose, beget a certain ideal which I have become EXTREMELY attracted to.
Only problem is, I haven't talked to her all year.
Primarily because I have a terrible stuttering problem, a sentence that might take one person 10 seconds to speak will take me 2-3 minutes.
The school year's almost over, and I won't be going there next year, I want to confess to her in some manner, but I don't know what to do, not to mention the aforementioned difficulty in speaking.
I realize this is not the best place for relationship advice, but you guys are my only friends, and have been since around 10, I have no one else to turn to. Could /r9k/ help me?
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>>37066053
Bump, I'll possibly post picture to see if you guys think I have a chance.
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>>37066053
Another bump?
I tried following her instagram, but she denied my request, my account didn't have my name on it (And I have no pictures of me), maybe if I put my name she'll accept?
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Just say 'hey we should hang out sometime this summer, what's your number?' and see where it goes from there. Do it in a flirtatious manner, don't be autistic, be prepared to push the matter if she doesn't start yes at first. If she asks for a reason just say 'i think you're really cool, and cool people stick together' or some ridiculous shit like that so you have plausible deniability. Girls don't like to give hard rejections if they don't have the upper ground, so if you are fairly innocuous about it she is more likely to respond well.
DO NOT do something autistic like confess your feelings to her, or say that you have admired her beauty for years or something along those lines. If you do something like that you will come off as a creep and she will want nothing to do with you.
Please note that she might reject you regardless of what you say or do; especially if you are unattractive. The stutter shouldn't be a huge problem, but if you act nervous or too serious it will compound with that and you'll come off as a major creep.
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What exactly does autistic screeching sound like? Does every autist have their own personal screech, like a unique fingerprint?
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like this, I do it almost every day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AEczGJmopS
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>>37066010
>What does autistic screeching sound like
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37066137
wow, that was spot on
>What's that anon? You don't like to travel?
>OMG I just LOVE travelling
>I just got back from Peru, the guys there are SO hot!
>The local culture? lol idk about that but the clubs are great!
Who else here absolutely despises "travellers"?
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>>37065791
Jealousy breeds contempt, anon. Maybe you need a vacation
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the only traveling i like is living off the land, or in a comfy van
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>>37065834
>jealous of wasting money to look at things I could do on the internet and get a false sense of superiority
k
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ITT: good feels
>have local ice cream man
>me and my family have bought from him for years, almost every time he comes around
>greg the ice cream man is possibly the most lovely guy out there
>his family owned ice cream hit 50 years today
>got two free scoops because of my families service
feels good man. what was your good feel?
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>>37065786
Wow, 50! That's great for that kind of business.
My good feel is that through all my studying, I've finally been able to watch anime without subtitles, with only a few complete words that I've had to refer to a jisho for.
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>>37065980
that's so rad
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>>37065786
I managed to finish a book series I've been reading
Not a massive accomplishment but it's been the best series I have read to date
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Hey I just got an infrared camera. What should I take photos of to post here? Pic related is of me.
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>>37065517
your dick
HOW IS THAT NOT ORIGINAL HOLY CRAP HOW IS THAT STILL NOT ORIGINAL
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>>37065517
Also meh
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>>37065642
I miss being twelve, anon.
You should make a little boat out of an old cardboard box and sail it down a creek.
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> another semester of straight C's
Why do I even bother?
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probably wouldn't kill you to bother a bit more next semester, Einstein
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Hey its passing so thats all that matters
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failed all 6 subjects. if i dont pass atleast 3 subs in next sem ill get detained
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>"my journey is at an end. I've grown up so much and learned so many lessons. I'm going to change guys. For real this time. Like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, I am a person reborn. The "Year of the Ciara" is at hand."
>Goes back to hanging out in chat rooms with 20-40 year old drug addict losers, selling nudes for cash, scamming losers for hundreds of dollars, and doing drugs
My patience is at an end with this bitch. She's a 100% sociopathic conman. All she wants to do is get high. She never wants to improve or change.
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Now do you see why most people think drug addicts are the scum of the earth? It's because they're soulless manipulators.
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>>37065299
And each time I fall for them. Because I WANT them to get better. And they know that. so they prey on it.
Addiction is powerful shit. It is a huge artificial dosage of our natural reward mechanisms. We're literally BUILT to enjoy this shit, so getting x100 of that all of a sudden is huge. Especially for broken sad people.
After the addiction the people just aren't the same, even if they eventually get clean.
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>>37065655
>And each time I fall for them. Because I WANT them to get better. And they know that. so they prey on it.
The ONLY person who can fix an addict is themselves. You can not fix them. I say this as someone who has been on all 3 sides of this from clean, to addict, to recovery. You can NOT do anything about it.
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any robots /live alone/? 2017-05-16 06:29:03 Post No.37065171
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I live by myself in a small condo and one of my greatest fears is slipping in the shower and breaking my neck. OR having a heart attack or a stroke or something where I die in my condo all alone.
It's not the act of dying that scares me, it's thinking about how long my body will lay there until someone breaks down my door to find me. I don't have a great job so I think if I just don't show up for work one morning my boss will just fire me for a no-call-no-show and leave some voicemail on my phone. Not even bothering to check up on me. I can go weeks without talking to my sister or my father so they wouldn't think anything is out of the ordinary if they don't hear from me for a while.
tl;dr I hope I die in a public place so I'm not one of those pictures or stories on here about a decomposing body found months after the poor bastard died.
Anyone else think about this?
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I'm getting kicked out of my current residence and I'm about to be living alone. I didn't think about any of that but I do now that you've made a thread about it
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>>37065171
romance your sister make her your wife and live together.
all your fears end with her.
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why do you care about what happens to you after you die?
you wont experience any of it
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Hi anons, i have alopecia fetish, i like totally hairless women i find it very hot but cant get any porn with that fetish, do you guys know any?
Why havent you embraced the superior bald women?
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I didn't know I had this fetish until now.
orginalo
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>>37065130
yes embrace the alopecia universalis (full body hairless) chicks, they are superior, better in sex more higienic and more attractive (if they have nice face and body)
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I haven't gone as far as you friend, but I have begun to only get aroused by women with buzz cuts and extremely short hair. How long until I reach enlightenment OP?
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painful childhood memories 2017-05-16 06:19:28 Post No.37064968
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Post them, I know you have a lot
>unironically watching dad burning mom's thigh with hot iron
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>on holiday with extended family
>little brother refuses to come home from the playground
>lie and tell him we have ice cream
>he comes home and the little shit starts bawling his eyes out when my mum tells him there's no ice cream
>my mum buys ice cream for literally everyone except me to teach me a lesson
It still hurts bros...
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Walking into your parents having sex at age 12. Never will forget the horror. *cringes*
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>build blanket fort out of dining chairs and blankets
>live inside it for a few days
>come back and see fort gone
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How are you holding up guys?
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>>37064914
28 considering killing self
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Pretty bad. No landlord will take me, no employer will hire me. Lied to the girl I'm dating to about being a NEET and she's about to find out. Now the government wants to take my NEET money away. Haven't showered in four days and I'm drinking so much alcohol every night that I have a permanent hangover.
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>>37064914
I don't.
orgianalelele
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/Thin/ & /Petite/ Appreciation Thread 2017-05-16 06:07:27 Post No.37064700
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/Thin/ & /Petite/ Appreciation Thread
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Enough with this "thicc" and "mommy" shit.
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When and why did it even start? It came out of nowhere.
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>>37064700
>Enough with this "thicc" and "mommy" shit.
t. skellington femanon
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>>37064818
Nope, I'm just a /Thin/ & /Tall/ man who doesn't find fat cows attractive.
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I just accidentally posted my full name and university information on a different board. How fucked am I?
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How exactly do you accidentally do that?
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>>37064501
Post it here so we know how bad it is
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>>37064501
How do you manage to do this?
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How do we stop this racemixing?
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>>37064408
what a disgusting picture
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The best way to deal is focusing your worries on yourself and living by example.
In the end people will make choices.
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You have stop being NEETs. Those guys obviously make bank, so they get the girls. If you want to save the white race, it starts with picking up a job application.
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Why haven't you virgin losers hooked up with a REAL woman yet? This fine young lady has been giving away smooches for free all year, why not get yours?
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Relevant post
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>>37064457
How does one even spawn 4 autismos?
Why didn't she stop after the first?
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Sorry wrong image. This is it.