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If you had to choose between:

living your current life with perfect health until you are 120yo and die painlessly

or

going back to your 14th birthday and keep all your current memories which choise would be the most intelligent and why?
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whichever one kills me sooner
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>>37068783
>perfect health
Sheeeeeit
I'd love to get rid of my mental problems
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probably first one

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What the fuck is with white men these days? I swear, they're becoming increasingly aggressive and hostile.

I've been working so hard the past nine years to, wherever I go, address the issues of white nationalism and other racial problems. And each time, it results in white people, particularly men, becoming threatening and in your face. This particular weekend was the worst.

>at bar with friends
>see white guy sitting by himself
>he's reading a book on eastern philosophy
>ask him why he doesn't read books on philosophies from place like africa, south america, etc.
>he just responds with "because I'm interested in this one" while holding up his book
>ask him if he ever has looked into philosophies from those parts of the world
>ask him if he even knows anything about people like john mbiti, achille mbembe, wilhelm amo, eduardo rabossi, paulo freire, alejandro korn, etc.
>guy immediately gets defensive and in my face
>argument starts
>try to remind him his privilege and ignorance
>guy pulls knife on us
>try to calm him down and get him to put the knife away
>we leave once he does just that

I'm still trying to work up the courage to call the police. I just can't understand why white guys always act like this for bringing something up that needs to be more in the mainstream. You guys are really fucking dangerous.
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Leave the man be what's wrong with you
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>>37068659
>>37068659
>>try to remind him his privilege and ignorance
Black guy here, what the fuck. Stop walking around with a chip on your shoulder. It'll make you much more bearable to be around
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Lmao ebig bait dude

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>higgus has a psychotic break edition

We're a welcoming server with rules that are usually lax & mods don't abuse their power. Other boards may be invited for fun on occasion.
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my dark mission...to bump this thread

*slips into the shadows*
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Growing up
Really fucking sucks
I've fallen down
And I can't get up

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Where are all these independent successful women who can't find boyfriends and how do I get one to support me?
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Women always want their mate to be more successful and dominant than them. The business orientated or intelligent ones are just fucked because the guys smarter and more successful than them want trophy wives, not dried up neurotic cunts
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>>37068445
sauce origi fuucuiasdwasdas
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>>37068973

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10772979/Alpha-females-youre-chasing-the-wrong-guy-look-for-a-Beta-man.html

>Empowered women should avoid 'Omega' men at all cost - they're dreamers, allergic to work, and needy

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Well /r9k/, what will it be?
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>>37068420
slut, sports room, audio, gym, books, internet, pc, windows, 2 plates of dishes, furniture.
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>>37068420
Id have to go for the luxury furniture. If I am to be looked In a room for that long, My back would be dead from all the lying on hard surfaces. I Would then choose the Swedish food, Because with all the immigration that is happening we are sure to get some exotic treats. Id would also take the books, because who doesn't like reading? Id obviously take the computer and internet, The woman and the gym so I can have a nice body by the time I get out. windows would be nice then It would have to be the drinks and the doctors so I would be basically the best possible person by the time i get out
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>>37068420
10 is wayyy too many

i only need like 3-4

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>tfw your uni is super liberal and SJW
It's like being a deer in a lion's den.
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>tfw your uni is super chill and SJWs are laughed off campus
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>>37068279
If it wasn't for liberalism your precious cartoons wouldn't even exist you fucking idiot. A conservative society wouldn't ban all of that shit.
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I just graduated from undergrad without making friends. How do I not fuck this up again for grad school?

The average nigger male in chiraq has more money then you. How does this make you feel? Those jeans alone are worth 2000 dollars.
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>>37068275
makes me feel pretty white privileged
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>>37068275
Makes me feel like i gotta move to chiraq cause my cute little asian ass would sell like hotcakes there.
Big dick AND rich and you say thats the average?
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What is he holding in his hand? A cup? a phone?

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If you're reading this, I just want you to come back and tell me why you're doing the same again, you're hurting me, so much right now. Didn't I show you how much I love you?

I'm literally lost at this moment, without not to know what to do, as I said I won't give up on you, M, because being without you means die for me, after you theres no one, we both have a pact, a promise..and again I don't know what is even happening, I only know I feel nothing for you but love and love and nothing more..


I'm always waiting for you, M.

- S
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>>37068147
Melanie?

originalo
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>>37068209
Nope, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IUkPaWzw1A
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Bumping pong
Origami

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who else here /sitscrosslegged/

>tfw normie friends keep making fun of how i sit

>"bruh do you not have any balls or what XD"

it's just more comfy i have no idea how other guys can sit with their ankles on their knees it's very uncomfortable
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>>37067853
When I'm in my computer chair at home, I like to sit balled up with my feet on the seat. I'd like to do it everywhere I sit but I'm 6'4 and barely fit in the average chair space
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>>37067853

Were you born without a penis?
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>>37067853
i sit like that too. but nobody says a damn thing. you must still be in school kid.

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game of bingo
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Not a total fucking loser, in fact, I don't fuck at all
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Didn't get fired because I never had a job. Can't get drugs because I have 0 social connections.
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fuck
orgre

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Who /betterlookingasakid/ here?

Tell me your stories anon. Tell me how puberty wronged you. Tell me how alcohol/drugs/self harm/insomnia/unhealthy lifestyle changed your apperance completly. Indulge me in yourself. Share your stories that led up to the failure that is you right now.

>Acne covered face
>old acne craters that left their mark
>upper lip got bigger
>got a few moles
>got fat
>lost it
>stretch marks
>years of alcohol abuse stained my body in liver spots
>use to be best swimmer in school
>basically confident/outgoing/girls had crushes on me
>highschool hits me
>puberty hits me
>get bullied to no end
>get "removed" from school to "protect" me from all the bullies
>never show up when the time comes
>quit school
>6 years of being NEET and a degenerate ensues

I can post current pic if anyone's intrested although I'm really reluctant. I don't even look like I'm from the same species anymore.
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>>37067765
Post pic

You were a really cute shota desu :3
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I used to smile a lot as a kid and have really clear skin, now I have huge eyebags, dry skin which cracks and bleeds and I find it hard to smile without it looking unhinged and forced. Would be interested in seeing a more recent pic of you op for comparison.
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testosterone + anorexia + drinking and drug use + stress
i look like 20 years older than i really am

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>"Hey Anon, just before we go to sleep I'd like to say that, well, I'd like to tell you that, oh gosh! Anon, I love you. Okay! I love you a lot, and I hope you have pleasant dreams!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMyo8I8AKmY ]
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It's literally like you just looked into my deepest dreams and plucked out the saddest one dude what the fuck.
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>>37067523
How many girl do you in your harem, Escortbro? I mean there is Mallory and Melanie and Carol... how many more are there?
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>>37067888
Stop asking him to break character. Talk about the escort stuff somewhere else.

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"Oh hi Anon! The campus Pro-Choice club is handing out free condoms to promote healthy and safe sex. How many do you need?"
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>>37067505
Piss off ugly bitch
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>>37067657
So...no condoms then?
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>>37067505
"One, but just for you, babe"

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itt: post your room
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>>37067467
looks modern ass fuck. Doggy made the floor dirty.
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>>37067467
All your shit looks cheap and low quality as fuck and I cant tell even with the shitty lighting and bad resolution.
Dogs smell like shit and all your shit will become stained with dog asshole smell
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>>37068276
Hey that's what I said but more rude.

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WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????
IM TOO SOCIALLY INEPT FOR THIS
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RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOWWW FUCKING NORMIE
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Th-thanks Y-you t-too! - your meme response back. >>>/adv/
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Just reply with "Same" again

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