How do I stop being attracted to 3D whores? I hate them already, but I can't stop being attracted to their bodies.
Am I a fool for thinking it's even possible? Should I just accept my desires and hatefuck them?
>>37070477
Just fap to 2D enough. Find something you get off on that 3D porn can't provide, too, like vanilla stories in my case, or perhaps some really /d/ shit in yours.
>>37070524
I've been masturbating to 2D for over a decade. My favorite H-manga are vanilla.
>>37070477
Here's how I've come to ceasing my attraction to 3D:
>start going on the internet when I was ~8
>see all the fun things I can do on my own without leaving the house
>prefer being alone to being with others
>get gf in 9th grade
>cheated on me
>done with females for good, too much hassle for too little payout
>autistic and very socially inept, so no way I'd be able to woo a female, let alone talk to one
>never can feel comfortable when with others
>start watching anime
>2D becomes incredibly superior to 3D in my eyes
>desire for a real relationship disappears
>begin conditioning myself to stop feeling attracted to 3D
>starting to get less random boners when outside
It was essentially a result of my upbringing and mental wiring. Sex/genitals have grossed me out for a while now, and I never liked masturbation either. It's just a moment of physical pleasure and a lot of mess to clean up, coupled with a sense of shame and disgust after it's all over. I don't know whether to classify myself as asexual or animesexual nowadays.
If you feel very bad right now, talk to me. Believe it or not im a good guy. I want to help because I know I basically need help too. Just typing it down always helps and honest replies help even more. We are all together in this and we mostly have the same problems and pain. So lets just talk. Ask me something if you dont want to talk.
my life is on a downhill slope and has been for years, I have an important exam tomorrow I haven't studied for a single minute for and now I know I will fail. What the fuck should I do to stop being miserable and lazy and start improving my life?
I know some of the things I would have to do to have a chance to fix my life, but I don't have the drive to do any of them. The life I'm living is pointless and often painful because I've always had shit health and shit intelligence. I don't particularly want to kill myself.
I don't have anything torturous but I can't think of anything in the realm of possibility that I would care to exert any effort one.
I've been slowly losing weight to apathy but I feel like eventually my instincts will turn, maybe at a point where eating will kill me. Again, life is fine enough to the point where I won't overcome my periodic neural rewards boosts and fear of death. Completely indifferent to the venture, however.
Are you better or worse than this point, presently? What would you do if you were as big of a piece of shit as I am?
>>37070409
Know dat feel too well... actually im in a very similar situation. Its very hard to break the habit of tomorrow tomorrow... but...
Imagine the situation where youre sitting in your chair, having a cold beer and just feeling greaz because you just did the shit. Man that feel is great.
Just fuck those hours and do it as if you were forced to. Tell yourself you have to do it or it will be beginning of your end.
I know these words are not super helpful but. Do it once and you will see how it feels mate.
>Database Administrator
Is this worth the associate degree
>>37070353
anyone who goes to Uni is either a gullible cuck or a normalfag; there aren't any other options. save yourself the trouble, buddy.
Jobs are plentiful and high paying, but anything database related is so goddamn boring.
>>37070471
>but anything database related is so goddamn boring.
Imoving from sales to DBA/computers related jobs. I've heard that DBA jobs have the best paying and best prospects
>tfw brainlet phd student
>have been working since 8 am in the morning
>it's 12:30 am now
why
the
fuck
don't
I
quit?
What are you working on anon?
When I'm doing my uni work I just want to come on here and vent constantly about how dumb and incompetent I am. At least you have a good work ethic.
>>37070291
I am currently peer reviewing a computer science paper that takes forever to understand. I honestly told my professor today that I am probably stupid which is why I can't understand it. He told me he will read the paper later today and get back to me tomorrow.
How can you be a Phd student and a brainlet? I thought phd's were smart?
Should I start spiking my roommates food/ Drinks with lady hormones I have a friend who can get me some and my roommate has total trap potential he has literally no friends aside from me and is getting an art degree and I know if I give him the push he'd like it
>>37070207
Do it please it sounds amazing
>>37070207
Can I get a source on that picture please? I image searched and nothing came up. Please. And yes, do it. If he's alone and you show him affection he'll come to like it.
>>37070207
Do it.
Post story down the line about it
This is almost a social experement
>their are cute bearmode guys on r9k RIGHT NOW that don't have a cute cuddle partner
All fatty's have to do is just lift a bit and put on some muscle to become wildly sexual attractive. No weight loss needed.
>>37070177
what a disgusting fatty
>>37070177
Reminder that bears have extremely strange fetishes due to the fact that they can only get laid by people who see them as a fetish.
>>37070177
>That face when I am starting to look more like a bear
> That face when your mother begins hitting on you
Someone please talk to me. Please.
>>37069983
Hi OP, how're you?
>>37069983
Remember that you are alone.
>>37070102
Not good.
>>37070142
Trust me, i remember.
WHY CAN'T I SIT LIKE THIS
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
Every man who's worth a damn sits like this.
Men actually didn't sit like this. Mad Men just fell for the "manspreading" bullshit and attempted to influence their viewers.
Seriously, sit like that. It's uncomfortable. It puts pressure on your balls. You also look like a bitch by making yourself as small and closed off as possible
even gosling
/r9k has been invaded by redditors too much.
KHHV's report in.
KHV 1 standing bye
>>37070031
KHV 2 Standing bye
Just going to hire an escort at this point. Im going to school, I'm doing well, I have some good friends. My inability to have a relationship and being a virgin are the only two real problems in my life, might as well get rid of one of them.
KHV 3 standing by
I was obliged to hug girls in high school on their birthday, so there goes my other H.
Your daughter wakes you in the middle of the night, her tiny hands shaking you awake. When you turn on the nightstand lamp, you see her eyes are red and puffy from crying. When you ask her what's wrong, she tells you that she had a really, really, reaaaally bad dream. Your wife reaches over and pulls her into bed, holding her close. Cuddling together, you pull the blankets back over them, turn off the light, then drift back to sleep, your daughter's breathing slowly calming down as she goes to sleep safe in her mother's arms.
The next day your daughter comes to you and apologizes for waking you in the middle of the night. You had hoped she had forgotten all about it, but ask what could have frightened her so much. She looks down at her feet and says "It was a bad dream, but not like other bad dreams. It wasn't even scary for me. I saw you daddy. But it was only you. It was like you now, but you seem lonely and anxious and you never smiled. I don't think the you in the dream had ever met mommy. You never fell in love and you never had me. You lived by yourself in a dirty room, and you didn't do anything but sit all day at your computer. It was like you were waiting for something, daddy. Waiting for mommy to come along, but she never came. You just sat at the computer and were sad and I wanted to run to you, but I couldn't. You were so alone, daddy..."
Your daughter looks up at you and smiles. "But I'm better now daddy. I know it was just a dream. You have mommy and me. You never have to be alone again. You'll always have us to love and to love you, daddy. I love you, daddy."
>>37069349
>falling for the offspring meme
>>37069349
Shit like this is so beyond me that it doesn't even bother me.
The idea of a wife and kid are so fucking above any expectation of life I have.
>>37069349
Fuckk off dude, I didn't need those feels :(
the worst feel = be an asian male living on a white country
>>37069191
how does the upper red arrow work?
did he became a trans?
Join your local anime coslpay scene and you will have girls crawling all over you if you do well. I dislike cosplay but Ialso considered joining this scene to snatch myself a qt asian bf.
>>37069191
then go live in an asian country idiot
Welcome, fembots and robots, to the first annual 'Advice for Normies' general!
Our main goal is to help normies along the way to other less deppressing shithole boards like /r9k/ so they can keep being happy without watering our culture down.
Once a normie receives their answer with satisfaction, they then must migrate to /adv/ and NEVER EVER come back again.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, let's make /r9k/ normie-free again!
>>37069171
start by taking your life
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ADVICE FORM US
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF THINKING ALWAYS GOES THROUGH SOMEONES MIND TO GO AND SAY "LETS ASK THESE DESPERATE LOSERS WHO WANT TO DIE SOME ADVICE ON THINGS!"
IoI what the fugg is this shit!
>tfw
>107kg
how did I get to this stage?
>>37068883
>107kg
At this point just go anorexic. You have reserves to last God damned two weeks at least.
Was 260lbs, downloaded myfitnesspal and monitor your weight and am now 230 and going down. Turns out I was eating SO MUCH SUGAR and a lot more bread than I anticipated. Thought I was eating 1800-2300 cal per day. Turns out 2600 on average.
>>37068883
now how much is that in burger talk?
Im 245lbs, been losing weight purely bc I'm too poor to eat more than a meal a day
smoking isnt good for you but at like 5 cigs a day is that gonnna fuck you up even though there are people like pic related?
eff of dude
cancer is yours
>>37068875
If you eat an egg daily you have just as much chance of dying as someone who smokes 4-5 a day.
>>37068875
5 cigs a day might not give you cancer. The problem is that, eventually, 5 cigs a day won't be enough.
Got the haircut, and I shaved what now robots?
Recap
>>37063006
>>37044888
>>37068828
Never post on this board again you fucking
So what are you just letting random people control your life? Go slap a random womans ass on the street
>>37068873
Couldnt finish your sentence bitch boy?