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Rare Sarah thread
post some rare Sarah scribble pics if you have them
https://youtu.be/MwDmVQvEvb0
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>>37072038
my man, this is all igot
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>>37072126
No problem distribution is expected to be slow in these early days
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>>37072126
wow gross
have the original
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>normies phones get notifications all the time
How many notifications do you get a day anon?
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>gmail notifications because I keep signing in with a different device
>occasional mobile carrier message/ad when I turn off airplane mode
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once or twice a day when i get an update or email from some subscription like new egg.
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It starts with Z and ends with an O.
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SHE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE IT TOGETHER
REEEEEEEEEE I'M A KEK
GOD DAMNIT I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOWWWWWWW
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>>37071983
>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE IT TOGETHER
Lol said who, fgt
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lol are you a teenager
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At least it's now easier to put her in the trash can of my mind.
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Makeup vs no makeup? How do you like your woman? Natural or glamed up?
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if we're going out or in a formal public place: makeup
casually doing what: no makeup
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>>37071942
>left
>natural
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doesn't really matter, whatever she wants
MGTOW is the only sane choice.
Prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't.
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>>37071620
MGTOW are still cucks
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good goy
cant have any more filthy white children running around
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>>37071620
i dont wear a fedora
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>sitting in lecture hall today
>teacher tells us to get in groups of four
>no_god_please_no.michaelscott
>I'm sitting in the front row, no one else sits up here
>stand up and begin walking up the aisle, looking for anyone else who's alone
>suddenly a girl calls out "hey, we got room for one more"
>holy shit, this has never happened before
>start to walk over
>"Anon, you need a group?"
>A DIFFERENT GIRL ACTUALLY KNOWS MY NAME
>decide to group up with the girl that knew my name
>we work together without issue
>class ends without any issue or feelings of anxiety or embarrassment
I know this might not seem like a big deal, but this was huge for me. Probably my best day in college, or even school in its entirety. It made me so happy I just had to share it with you guys. I've never been treated so kindly before, usually I have to butt into a group, or get refused until the teacher notices and forces people to let me work with them.
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That's great man
May your luck be shared with other anons
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>>37071597
Congrats homie that's fantastic
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Truly amazing pal
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>You just gotta be yourself bro. Nut up, hit the gym and adopt a more positive attitude!
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>>37071565
>Nut up
What kind of sex act is this
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I genuinely wish I had handsome, supportive friends that would say encouraging things to me like this.
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>>37071590
I had Chad friends in high school. they obviously didn't consider me one of their own but they were nice to me and sincere about their friendship.
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I got my first car recently. I'm not happy with my self or my decisions. It's $195/mo.
I only make $2,150/mo.
Did I fuck up?
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>>37071319
Yes
Shoulda gotten a used car and bought it outright
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>not covering your plate
It's better than my car
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Too late now, it already plummeted in value.
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Everything around me is a constant reminder of what a failure I am. My 16 year old sister already has a job and a permit. I'm 18 and I've never had a job and never even took the written test. Hearing about my friends getting girlfriends makes me depressed, and seeing kids outside having fun with friends reminds me that I'm friendless. Going to restaurants and seeing families conversing at the table reminds me of the relationship I lack with my family. When family members constantly ask me why I don't have a gf yet because I'm so handsome, I feel like punching them square in the face, because if you're a sperg ugly or not it doesn't make a fucking difference. I started balding at 16 and I see no reason to keep going on.
I know these threads are posted all the time, I already know the replies I'm going to get, but maybe, just maybe one of you anons might give me some advice to turn my life around. At the rate I'm going I don't see me making it to 25 with out going an hero.
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>>37071279
Why do you want a job ? It sucks ass
And having a gf takes up so much of your time
and you want time for yourself when you actually are hanging with friends
Be happy the way you are
However if you an hero remember to bring normies with you
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>18
You're fine. Just try to maintain some sort of routine, even if you choose the neet life... don't stay in bed all day OP
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Give it til your 50 bald dudes get puss too bro
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Ask a black robot anything pic unrelated obviously
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>>37071199
Why would you spend time on this fucking board
Not only because you're black, by the way
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Is it true what they say about black dicks being big? Is that stereotype terrible when you're a black guy with a small dick, because girls are always disappointed?
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There's little difference between a black robot and a white one.
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>when you realize all anime posters are grown men
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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>>37070889
>he doesn't like animeposting
I think the question is what the fuck is wrong with you
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You don't understand senpai
This site is for weebs only fools baka
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>>37070889
>emojiposting
>>>/twitter/
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>tfw dad keeps asking me what gun I want him to get me for my birthday because he believes 22 is the right age for a man to own his first gun
>I kep avoiding the question and he told me "Alright, I'll make it a surprise then"
>tfw I can't tell my dad I don't want a gun because I don't want to tell him I'm afraid of what I'll do if I have a gun during my more depressive moments
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>>37070734
Accept it so you look stable but don't keep ammo
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>>37070755
It's so easy to buy ammo in my state.
The whole background check thing has stopped me before from going out to buy a gun because I knew it'd take days and for some reason that calmed me down, made me stop before I even started.
But if he get's me what I think he's going to get me (Glock 11) then it's just a 10-minute drive and I could have ammo in 30 minutes.
I don't want those options.
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>>37070734
22
Why 22
It's an awkward number
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>mfw 19 and still have a babysitter 2017-05-16 10:50:05 Post No.37070607
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>mfw 19 and still have a babysitter
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and she's only a year old than me
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I've never had a babysitter. My mom just gave me the key to the house and told me I'd better have my homework done when she gets home or I'd get a beating
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1). Why?
2). Have you tried getting her to drink the White Russian from your Kremlin?
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>>37070607
But why?
Also, why do americand have this subculture of teenagers baby sitting their children?
It's hella creepy man
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Whats your weak-ass excuse /r9k/?
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I can't play the sympathy card
I'm not rich
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my arms hurt OP
oregano
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>>37070599
>>37070691
upon reflection of creating this thread I'm thinking this man my have the biggest advantage of all: he can't fap. This means he absolutely HAS to get some. Damn, never thought of it like this before
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What's the chaddest university-level sport in your country? In the UK I think it's rugby. Whole team in my university is a fucking army of Chads and I feel extremely uncomfortable when I see them with the rugby team jumper on being loud and obnoxious. I would tell them to shut the fuck up and disappear but it would probably result in me losing a couple teeth.
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Lacrosse.
And it's not even close.
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"Ultimate" frisbee. Literally every Chad plays it and the rec areas are full of them tossing the disc around
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>>37070504
>And it's not even close.
Not even close to what?