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Grand wizard.

Ori.

(Or philosophical and smart people shit because fuck actually doing stuff. I would also need a lackie to take notes.)

>>37073390
I oversee the North Asian and East European provinces and mainly keep the others informed about meteorological goings on. In my spare time I study lucid dreaming and external neurology.

>>37073390
Scout/navigator
I've always been really good with maps. After we've found a good place I could be a fisherman/builder

>>37073244
>there was a porn site named shaggit dot org I used to fap like 10 years ago

>>37073244
What fucking bumfuck part of Canada says shag off?

There's Tim Hortons in Minnesota

>>37073147
>Comfiest state

>>37073184
>boring as shit
>nothing to do
>weather sucks
>online for anything is dead
>homeless begging everywhere

The rich may have it comfy but that could be said of any rich people

Why U from here

>>37073147
My uncle lived out there deep in the woods. He had this huge house that never got finished being built because he ended up divorcing the rich woman he married. In all the time in between he lived in the basement and practiced survivalism. Always had a good time out there, what's the problem?

Maybe you just need a house innawoods?

are you a big guy?
get a big butt plug for you

butt plugs are cheap just fucking buy a few

>>37073010
anything bigger than the 3rd one expect your b-hole to get pulled inside out

I'm a loser failure

anime titties and my world history final

>>37072978
Im a loser failure and I wanna kill myself very very much.

>>37072908

That is the saddest thing I've seen here all day.

>>37072908
Nice casket fedora

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>>37072908
Not having one
originally

Prove you're a normie before we proceed.

>>37072897
This always happens in these threads, and I always feel like I'm jerking myself off, trying to prove that I have a rich and fulfilling life. Nevertheless, here it goes - I have a tight group of friends, I go out frequently (well, at least until finals started coming round) and (kinda) a girlfriend. I also have no trouble making new friends and even people who don't know me well think I'm a chill guy to be around.

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Just bought some LA Gear shoes, pretty comfy desu. About to leave for the deli to get some hard salami, mabey bang a few slags, heh.

uh well i was uh t-the sims 3...uh showtime, k-katy perry edition

>>37072798
>pffft. I bet you actually buy games here don't you, fucking pleb
>*keeps walking towards FYE/Bestbuy*

>"oh this is the wrong store. I'm not a console fag, sorry. It was nice seeing you though!"

Cute girl at work today was staring at me and when I noticed she started laughing and said I looked funny focusing on my work. What the fuck did she mean by this lads, was she insulting me

>>37072712
first for wtf

been unemployed for three years, finally got a job, but had to leave after two weeks because i kept getting injured (it was in a warehouse). my body is so weak

now i'm back to job hunting, and my parents will be pissed

life is shit

>>37072543
my heart*
small fuck up.

>>37072543
In all honestly my childish dream is to be immortal so i can see how humanity advances throughout the time it's alive.
It'd also be worse than death

I want to die without being aware of the fact that I'm dying or being aware in advance.

The mental anguish I get thinking about death is too great of a burden to bear. I don't know how I'd be able to handle the thought of an impending death.

>>37072535
>Urinated in public

Like pulling over at the side of the road to piss during a long trip?

I feel like I havent done those things

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I'm an original virgin desu.

probably insecure, won't take aging well

>>37072480
looks homosexual

>>37072480
Go back to soc faggot

MODS do your fucking job

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watching the Anaheim Nashville game...not sure who I want to win

how else am I gonna play willy wars, pleb?

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I mentioned pic related in yesterdays thread and I'll try and revive the thread with my story
>browsing craigslist casual encounters out of boredom, one ad asked that you send your snapchat
>send it but don't expect a reply, surprised when I do
>talk about meeting, mentions she's looking for someone generous, I figure why not I've done it before
>get a few weird flags, won't meet at 11 that night because its to late, wanted to meet this morning
>agree, she tell me to meet her at a mcdonalds to pick her up, another flag but go along with it
>I get there and she matches the picture exactly, about 5 feet tall, D cups, skinny waist, and two handfuls of tits and ass
>she's hanging around alone outside, I walk into the place like I'm just getting some food to check the place out, don't see anyone suspicious and decide to go for it
>greet her and she's all smiles and giggles and we get in my car and go to my place
>walk into living room and she's immediately up against me pushing her tits into my chest
>decide to ask for a lap dance/strip tease and shes into it, grinding against me on my couch and letting me grab whatever I want
>tell her to use her mouth and she's instantly on her knees in front of me with her hand and mouth pumping away on my cock
>get her up and tell her I want reverse cowgirl, she climbs on my dick and started bouncing up and down then leans back to grind on it, I've got her tits in my hands squeezing
>feel like I'm about to come so tell her it's time to go to the bedroom to give myself a minute to back off from the edge
>go into bedroom and tell her to get on her knees and suck me some more, hold her head with my hands and fuck her face for a bit forcing deep throat
>tell her to get on the bed and stick her ass up and start fucking her from behind
>this is when she starts talking dirty, asking if I like her pussy and how much she loves my dick and so on
Character limit, I should have pre typed

How the hell did you not get herpes from a bitch like that putting hwr mouth on your wing dang dong?

>>37072856
Nice, I remember from yesterday bro

>No mention of covers yet
Did you tap that sweet ass raw?

>>37072053
Being a NEET is hell.

Feels like last summer I graduated highschool.

10 years of being NEET will make time warp and fry your brain.

I can count on one hand the things I did outdoors other than grocery shopping.

What the hell happened

Every day exactly the same for 10 years

No memories

Its over

You're lucky. What else can I say. Good luck and have fun.

>>37072053
lucky you, dude. my mom was bitching and moaning about me getting a job when i was 16 years old and still failing high school. she threw me out on the streets 2 weeks after i turned 18. im 23 now and havent spoken to her since. must be nice having a cool mother