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he didn't die you shitposter

i bet she sucked off the judge

make her the prison surgeon
justice is served

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>>37086936
I made this but always forget its in my folder. Hell, I just spent 5 minutes to find the thing.

>>37087017
Hmmm, what exactly would be a chad thread? Wou;d it be one of those Tinder threads, or the one's where "Robots" attempt to give us help with females and claim that they're successful.

I hate those.

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I ''made'' this during an Improve Wojaks Room Thread

>>37086778
Hahahahahahahaha
Yeah, sure lad.

Sex is the closest that mouthbreathers can get to the enlightened euphoria of a genius intellect. .

>>37086913
You sound like a dried turd.

oligarchy

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>can't be comfy under 7 blankets anymore

>>37086777
>normies majing fun of my jacket wearing antics in 90 degree heat
>pubes between thighs and ass cheeks feel like greasy pasta

>>37086777

Nice trippies

Is there anything more pathetic than when women say "OMG I love the warm weather", reeeeeeeeee

That actually looks 100% comfy

I'd take a bath in that tub every day

>>37086708
That looks so comfy. It's probably disease ridden and disgusting irl, because you are literally shitting where you eat, but from the picture it looks almost perfect.

Wouldn't the steam exposure make the bed soggy/moldy?

>>37086637
covor it with lots of makeup and sunglasses

>>37086637
no, women are shallow

>>37086637
Yes obviously man... With your outstanding strenght no women will be able to restist you, not even the cops. You will become a gigantic rape ogre.

PS: I did not confront her about it, now there's this tension whenever i come across her

>>37086632
Worry about the bedbugs first. If one room has them, it's only a matter of time till they spread throughout the entire house. FYI, bedbug spray does absolutely jack shit

don't give a heck unless it risks you getting kicked out. my mom has found worse shit and I don't care, nosy cunt was asking for it.

If you have hope that someone loves each and every one of us and wants us to be happy, this is not the board for you.

>>37086523
That's why I'm here. To let the people of 4chan know that they are loved!

I think we need a religion board to contain this shit now. It spilled over /pol/ and now here

I don't even find weed that fun anymore. The idea of getting high is better than actually getting high. Being sober has actually been a lot more interesting recently. I can drive anywhere whenever I want, I'm getting good at things again, and I breath easier. It's not too bad.

>>37086084
I found a nice place for weed in my life, occasionally after a long day of work and with friends. Always at night.

Ye after work I'll light up.

>heavy equipment operator
>i applied to the union hall
>i enjoy it very much
>anything involving moving machinery

What is your occupation?
Plywood production but was offered a leadhand position

>How did you get into your field of employment?
Applied.
>Do you enjoy your work?
Not really but I make $30 an hour with a pension, medical, and paid holidays

>What did you wish to be when you grew up?
I never wished to be anything

warehouse

i was fired from there last year and the temp agency called for me back and so i am back

no

I never really knew, I wanted to slay dragons like muh anime and games, everything sort of unraveled. I'm thinking of getting labeled as schitzo so i have an excuse for my life.

I'm turning 24 tomorrow and every day for the longest time I've thought about killing myself to escape this mess.

>>37085978
If i shit in a spacesuit, do I get heavier or lighter?

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>>37086012
I think the weight would stay the same. The mass of your shit has obviously left your body, but it is still in the spacesuit. In other words, the total mass in the spacesuit has not changed

>>37085978

I dont remember the SRC being on the Dreamcast

Took ages to post because of "bad gateway error", then I can't add threads to watch list. What's going on here?

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>>37085958
It has to be the jews. Also how you doin'?

>>37085998

I've experienced a more stable state. Still cry daily but I feel less depressed in general.

I also got drunk last night. Not too drunk but past tipsy.

And had amazing food with obscene prices. All worth it.

How are you?

>>37085906
first for spermies

BritNormie, if you see this (and if 4chan ever works this evening) I have a question

>>37085966
>It's a "O BritNormieo, BritNormieo, where art thou, BritNormieo?" episode

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K-On. It never gets old or boring. Yui is autist, its cute and comfy. God Tier Animu.

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Umaru is probably the greatest anime ever made.

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Nobunagun has just the right level of retarded and 'wow that's pretty neat' that I enjoy. I wish there was more.

>>37085903
its a-ok in small doses
also watch out for infections

stoopid

>>37085951
what would you consider a large amount?