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this whole thing is just comfy af

i like what you're doing, OP

>>37088697
The idea is pretty cute. My autistic hobby is going to SCA event and renaissance fairs and they'd probably get a kick out of a toy like that they're. You just need practice with whittling so your toys actually look like what you want them to look like.

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i liek motercicles

Why can't I find anyone to orbit :(

same, used to orbit rose but she's gone rip

>>37089044
I thought Rose came back?

>>37088502
Who cares? Get real friends who don't care what phone you have and stop worrying about it.

>>37088502
Who cares.

I have an iPhone 5 to imessage bitches with and an Android phone for everything else

what idiot called you ugly holy moly

Yes, now fuck off and die.

looks like a witch

>>37088358
It's only difficult if you have a small dick

Not all vaginas are wired for that kind of stimulation. Clitoral, maybe. But not actually in the vagina.

If difficulty selects for the more capable, then nothing should be easy.

>>37088229
If this type of media storm and white house drama/mistakes keeps up until 2020 he will not only lose, but probably be challenged by a primary opponent. The GOP, like them or hate them, will get wrecked in 2020 (2018 has a favourable electoral map so they are probably okay for that election cycle)

>>37088229
You do realize that LEGALLY he can do that right? Its by no means a good idea but he can LEGALLY do it, you fucking shill

>>37088279
Indeed.
And classified rarely means important.
Everything is basically classified.
He probably just showed them spots where terrorists are.

Sir Frankenpussy

>>37088197
tapeworms
original

>>37088197
Tyrone "the pussy destroyer" Pickard

>>37088171
>thinks he falls in love when he's just lonely and horny
Because you're an retard

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>>37088171
>See qt girl at the gym and super market a few times
>Manage to small talk with her a little bit
>Say to my self "that's it, next time I see her I ask for her name"
>Literally feel mentally ready for this
>Never see her agian.

JUST

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Bump for OP
safe original bump

>>37087938
What is It? I won't judge you, anon. I'm sorry about your friend

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>>37088002
>women wiping their asses on the floor like dogs and writing lewd messages with the shit streaks
>often do RPs involving Kentucky Derby-like races featuring the above

>>37088123
Wow that really is niche. Sounds like you're a unicorn buddy. Cheer up!

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>>37087822
Really NEETard? You have the whole fucking day free to do shit and this is the best you could come up with?

>>37087822
To the tune of "twinkle twinkle little star"
>wagie wagie slaves away
>to bring mr shekelstien pay
>one day hes down on his luck
>he gets layed off so his boss can make a buck
>wagie wagie comes home in deep thought
>to see his gf riding the neets cock

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>>37087822
let me lay down a beat for you my nigga

And? So you think going into biochemical detail makes thing dumber/meaningless?
Don't do drugs then, it literally only increases or decreases a chemical released from your neurons

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>tfw vasectomy

fuck chemicals

you didnt realise shit, you just watched that one episode of rick and morty

I want this, too.
>tfw no gf to send me selfies of her sucking big dicks
>tfw no gf to come home with sticky panties
>tfw no gf to call me while she's getting pounded by a big cock

>>37087559

I've found through research that the men that want to engage in this behavior as the cuckold actually lead stressful high responsibility lives. They want an escape from the usual and would like to be a submissive in the bedroom. Is this accurate?

Also tfw no gf or gf(male) to cuck me either

>Do girls like that actually exist? Like want to be my girlfriend but fuck other guys without leaving me?

Yes. You can have my ex girlfriend I guess. I didn't appreciate it but it sounds like you would!

All normies want is money and a title that sounds good
That is what happened

Universities (in my country at least) are just degree mills. There's normie students that spend their whole time partying and having sex, and rich Asian students that pay full price admission. And then there's actual students.

My country is lucky enough not to have college football, which is another impediment some face. Glad not to have a class full of niggers that get a free ride because they can play hand egg.

The normies don't study and don't show up to classes. So they make the assessment progressively easier. The Asians usually just pay someone else to do the work, or cheat. And the lecturers don't care because they're swamped with hundreds of other students and their own work and research and they don't get paid enough to care. And even if they did, in today's climate it's very unwise to say anything negative, especially on places like normiebook. Because that shit will get you fired.

Universities exist to make money. Not provide education.

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>>37087946
>half class caught cheating on homework
>didn't get grade for that one assignment
>graduate students cheating on midterm
>report to "ethics" department
>all they do is ask the professor who wasn't even there
>get called in because I say if I see those shits again I'll hit em
>I'm the danger to society
>director says he'll send out email about the seriousness of (((academic integrity))), literally shows me the email
>it doesn't get sent out for two weeks
>LITERALLY all everyone, FUCKING EVERYONE says is "well why does it matter to you"

> age
22
>When you first got on 4chan
Like 6 years ago, i don't remember
>How you heard about 4chan
On reddit
>What boards you use
R9k and b

>>37087319

>Age
19
>When you first got on 4chan
2014 was when I started regularly using it, had occasionally been on before
>How you heard about 4chan
Friend used to go in it years ago, heard it mentioned by youtubers and things
>What boards you use
/r9k/, /tv/ and /v/

>Age
Dont wanna tell xD
>When you first got on 4chan
Late in the election
>How you heard about 4chan
Mostly on reddit r/the_donald they talk about it often and i googld it and funny ylyl videos on YT xD
>What boards you use
/pol/, /gif/ (for ylyl xD), and this.

That's called being horny you retard. As long as you know, you don't actually rape somebody, you will eventually force yourself to be confident just so you can nut.

>>37087350
>you will eventually force yourself to be confident just so you can nut.
the whole point of this thread is that that never happens. I went 3 months on NoFap and I just kept having rape urges

yes i was brushy to a girl for about a two weeks of not fap. i didn't mean to real her she has a nice buddaduck. she was a smart girl. she thought i was gay because she flirted with me for a while but i fapped every tuesday or thursday.