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The people in rose threads are largely insignificant; every now and again, someone from the past shows up, and some new guy will try to mimic the pseudo-cryptic declarations about having unearthed the ultimate rose treasure trove. Let me save you some time and give you a word of warning here: rose threads are a maze of smoke and mirrors. They are filled with trolls, most of whom troll themselves as well as the rest of the thread, and people stroking their ego about being in control over material they will tell you they will not share ever. The rest of the threads consists of beggars, non-rose posters who unsuccessfully try to derail the thread with boxxy, gore and other trash posts, and the (sometimes persistent) deluded ones who tell themselves and anyone who listens that they are going to move close to rose, get into her life and force her to accept them, or otherwise destroy her.

When will this end? No one knows. The crowd changes, but the subject is fixed; she has attracted these people for close to a decade, and there is no shortage of new guys. Soon she will be 30, and may at some point vanish from the internet altogether. Some fear she even may settle down, have a family and be happy. The rose posters will be left with memories that become staler and dimmer, and the feeling that they lost something. And that will be the end of it, and no one will remember anything but the loss they felt and a yearning that is left unfulfilled.

oregano

>>37090218
Please this is not the time for your jokes.

>>37090119
slash thousand roses slash

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>>37089928
2/3
I think she was raped guys :,(

>>37089963
>using 'ive been raped' as a defense to a guy you clearly don't like
it's like giving ammunition to a guy who has a gun to your head, lmao what

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>>37089963
So sad, I cry every time

>>37089889
In 1999 "nerd" meant "nerd". Today it means "hot guy in glasses who plays videogames"

>>37090051
YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A CLUCK BITCH NICE GUY GO BACK TO REEDIT GOOBER LMAO

foood oregano

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OFF WHITE COMPUTER ACCESORIES AND DUAL TAPE STEREOS ARE TRIGGERING MY NOSTALGIA AND MAKING ME REGRET THE LOSS OF MY YOUTH

Usually high abv craft ales or vodka mixed with Gatorade. For the past 28 hours I've been drinking Bacardi and Gatorade and I got into my second bottle at 12:20pm today.

>>37090700
I did that math wrong, it's been 16 hours.

I drink sarsaparilla

>>37089802
If I won any award in my life I would never be depressed

What a fucking cunt

>it's just some roastie blabbing about her past attention-seeking tactics

>By Angela
Stopped reading there.

Leave and never return, underage

I'm fully grown

And I'm smart enough to know I can't survive Alone, can't do it jpg

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>>37089736
Very motivational anon, we all have our little issues

>>37089652
No? Leave me the fuck alone, creep.

>>37089652
Sorry I'm a proud feminist.

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"no thanks, fatty."

>98% on Thermodynamics exam
Was feeling really happy with myself
>59% on Linear Algebra exam
Now I'm butthurt.

Also it's funny how my History prof basically hates all STEM students. He's passive aggressive as fuck all but somehow I still have an A in that garbage class.

Social Anxiety: The Campus Year 2 is almost over lads, two more years till I can start sperging out in interviews rather than in the school cafe line

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>>37089706
>98% on thermodynamics
H-how??

I have a fluid dynamics exam on Friday - I need 50% to pass. I'm not even a mathematician I just took it for the funnies

>>37089492
The pressure is building inside your head, it's a shit feeling. I know it well.

Don't do it, anon.

But then who will post this thread tomorrow?

>>37089492
Would you be willing to kill me first before you sudoku

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>>37089425
>tfw unable to talk with your own mother when she visits you
>tfw you overheard she saying is her fault for be like the way you are

>>37089425

I used to never look people in the eyes, I would always look away, I felt intimidated and anxious. but I kept doing it again and again and again, now I can lock eyes with someone when having a conversation. before when I looked into someone eyes i would be waiting to "feel" something, I thought you are suppose to feel a connect with someone when you look them in the eyes, but I always just felt awkward. now it's just the default place I look when in direct conversation with someone, it just feels normal now. it also kind of feels more personal, when you lock eyes it's like you are giving them your sole undivided attention and vice versa.

I still have low confidence and low self esteem which is think is why I had trouble looking people in the eyes and when I am feeling shitty or down or sad, the tendency to look people in the eyes dissipates and I will look in their vague direction of their head without making contact.

comes down to how confident you feel in yourself, in your own skin. also practise as much as possible and make a conscious effort to try to look people in the eyes whenever the situation arises, it will get easier if you work on these 2 things.

>>37089425
that's literally a sign of asperger's, anon.

get checked out.

>>37089269
I did but then they silenced me.
AMN(nothing) I rely only on memory now.
Shit gets weird and 2deep but it is also surprisingly easy to circumvent given the correct circumstances. Like everything else, weak and strong all at once.

>>37089269

so (((who))) do you think is controlling the world?

>>37089269
of course humans are controlling the world

>>37089239
Yes, that will surely teach her

>>37089239
Yeah anon, I'm sure she'll care very much about that.
Probably'll come crawling back by next week

Just send a single middle finger emoji, thats what i do when a girl disapoints me

Aya hates me now and he said he wont ever be my friend again
i want Aya back
i can't think of anything else

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I miss when Rem gave me hugs and paid attention to me
it felt like I had a parent sort of for once
Rem hates me now and he said he wont ever be my friend again
i want Rem back
i can't think of anything else

>>37089335
im sorry
I JUST WANT AYA BACK I WANT TO FEEL LIKE IM NOT WORTHLESS ANYMORE I DONT CARE IF AYA PUSHES ME TO KILL MYSELF I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO HIM STILL I WANT A PARENT

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>tfw no little sister to love and protect that looks up to you as though you were a real man

Feels bad man.

>>37088851
Well anon always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win, unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.

This is why the 14 words are so important.

>>37088847
The key essence to Chads power is the positive mental development he got as a child.

Tell me about your family OP

>>37088847
>CHAD CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY

I doubt he "purchased" a house. Like every other dumb college kid, he probably took out a massive loan with inflated interest rates that he'll never be able to pay back in his lifetime. Which is exactly why the U.S. economy is so fucked up in the first place. We have all these kids fresh out of college thinking the key to living the American dream is to destroy their credit scores with multi-story homes and sports cars, then immediately settle down and have half-a-dozen children they can't support.

Just wait. Stacey will divorce Chad when it becomes apparent he won't be able to keep up with her lavish spending habits. Between alimony, child support and loans, Chad will find himself declaring bankruptcy before long.

>>37089266
Doesn't spending money build your credit?