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What are some of your favorite years?
I really like 1995 and 2011. Those were good years for me. Except my teacher back in '95 was a real bitch.
Don't think I've forgotten it, Mrs. X. I know what you made me do and I do resent it.
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probably 2001-2005 because I was old enough to have good memories from that time and I was still in elementary school
It all went downhill after that.
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>>37092370
1988 was petty cool. I was only 13 but that's when I got my first guitar. It was the last year for me before everything went downhill and high school started.
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2015
>moved out for the first time
>lost my virginity
>bought drugs for the first time
>had a bretty gud life and cushy if uninspired job
An experience rich year if nothing else
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Last thread went well, let's try it again.
Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.
>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
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>Eye Color: Brown
>Hair Color: Brown
>Hairstyle: Long, goes down to my butt
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average"): My lips are as full as can be and I'm very thankful for that. I wear lip plumper all the time to get the most out of them I can, and I wear red lipstick a lot too
>Race/Ethnicity: Caucasian
>Skintone: Average
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat): Slender
>Breasts: Too large for my tastes, but I guess majority rules since everyone else likes them
>Ass: Okay
>Legs/Thighs: Legs are okay. Thighs I'm very proud of.
>Hips: Okay
>Height: 5'3"
>Country: United States, Kansas
>Age: 23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo): Embarrassingly soft and girlish. I sound the same as I did at 13. Apparently flirty without trying to be.
>Attractive personality qualities: Affectionate (misleadingly so, apparently), loyal, forgiving, so passionate it often scares people.
>Your kinks/fetishes: I love being an S and I kind of like being an M.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him: The better question is what I wouldn't do, and the answer is 'nothing.' I think a relationship is about making life so wonderful for your partner that, no matter what the rest of the world throws at them, they will always be happy because they have you.
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>Eye Color- brown
>Hair Color- brown dyed black
>Hairstyle- growing out a pixie cut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") chubby cute-ish face
>Race/Ethnicity- white
>Skintone- pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat) a little chub but a nice hourglass figure
>Breasts- 32DDD bra is too small now
>Ass- kind of flat :(
>Legs/Thighs- gross and covered in scars, fat thighs
>Hips- wide, hipbones poking out a bit
>Height 5'6
>Country USA
>Age 19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo) too deep and monotone to be attractive, unless im manic
>Attractive personality qualities- none sorry you gotta be in it for the tits
>Your kinks/fetishes- too many and too embarrassing to list here
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him- depends, could vary from me making a nice dinner to snuggling to playing vidya to blowjobs
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>>37092525
This has to be a guy.
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Who here unironically accumulated more than 20k in student loans? At 50k here.
Please just kill me.
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>>37092269
Why would you do that to yourself? I know late teen early twenty somethings aren't smart, but seriously.
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>>37092301
Failed a couple semesters of uni and just kept pushing. I'm about to get my degree but dam I'm fucked.
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>>37092269
I have an associate's and I know only two or so years will cost far too much in debt.
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In my opinion beta males should be feminized and sold as slaves, what do you guys think about that?
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>>37092154
that's sort of an emergent property of the system, imho
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>>37092154
i agree
>Tfw you will never be turned into a qt catboi
;-;
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>>37092154
I really wish all you fags would just fucking die.
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>first wagecuck gig starts soon
>It's In a factory
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>Complaining
>About getting money
Faggot
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>>37091850
I know but it's fucking hard work for barley 10 dollars an hour
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>>37091873
What factory? Give us details about your specific activity... gl on winning the job position. How did you obtain it? Interview?
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>tfw you realize you are ACTUALLY going to be alone forever and it isn't just a joke or a meme
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It ain't so bad. The older you get the less you care.
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Oh, man. Only about sixty or so more years before I'm free.
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Anyone else go through so much out of the norm that it's impossible to emotionally connect with other people? I can be friendly and accommodating, but I think I lack the spark in me that makes relationships worth having. The INTP personality doesn't help.
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You can only post in this thread if you maintained a GPA of 3.75 or above throughout high school and were admitted into one of the top 20 colleges in the US
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>>37091054
>4.0 and valedictorian
>no top college
white lower middle class male privilege
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Csgo globle elite here. Pretty much the equivalent to what you are requesting.
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>>37091054
I'm in the top 20 colleges by career earnings, am i allowed?
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next service station meetup when edition
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>>37090989
Way to link, no link.
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Kept dying in Dark Souls 3 PVP. Extremely salty lads, not going to lie.
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Just had a wank lads, but nothing happened except I came. There was no feeling, no orgasm. Is this the end for me? If I don't have wanking what do I have?
How to have a conversation with a normie and make it fun and successful. titties almost fully shown (convo still going) Yeah, it's probably cringy, but it's fun.
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here's pt 2 (shameless bump)
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Here's pt 3. (another shameless bump)
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Basically, just be stupid and not give a fuck.
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Is this actually true or is /r9k/ being a bunch of whiny bitches as usual?
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>>37090791
Whiny bitches desu.
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>>37090791
There are some robots who probably truly believe that because they're willing to be with any woman who isn't obese. But I'm assuming because they're inexperienced, they don't realize that it would eventually make them unhappy too.
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>>37090791
>he doesn't realize fat chicks still get dicked
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Alright let's settle this once and for all. Was Kurt Cobain the king robot?
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Probably i mean he fucked a retard in high school just to know what sex felt like.
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>good looking
>succesful
>had a woman
>appreciated globablly.
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He was a loser turned heroin addict, and shot himself when he realized life will never be as good as heroin.
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Rare Sarah thread
Post some rare Sarah's if you have them. You can request for rare Sarah images as well
https://youtu.be/MwDmVQvEvb0
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>>37090609
Let's get this party started, I gotta a Isis Sarah who here has a Nazi or communist
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>>37090679
Saved this one yesterday, raise me a gondola Sarah OP
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>>37090753
Here's your gondola anon, also thanks for participating
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So what're you guys eating tonight?
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>>37090479
Did you really need 4 those bars anon?
Im actually about to walk to either kfc, mcD, or taco smell so Im not judging...
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what is that? it looks super good desu
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>>37090479
Enjoy diabetes
The only thing that isn't full of suggar in your shit is the meat
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>go on youtube
>search for videos from the current date
>edit the filters so only the newest videos show up and their length is below 4minutes and around 0 views
>shit bricks
just found these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oobyc4QZ0Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1mTM7ry9HA
im still looking for something
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interesting approach
but what's so interesting about the first video?
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>>37090416
If you want to see something really cool, type in "webcam video from" and then browse through the top results!
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the nogs are wearing autism shoes kek
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So my therapist recently advised me to "restrict" my self-awareness and take life "less seriously" to overcome my depression and existential crises. She thinks I lack the mental mechanism which prevents a young man from becoming too intelligent, too soon. I can't say I disagree, but I am also very hesitant to impose any restrictions on my intellect or the profound self-awareness.Either I continue to be extremely intelligent, self-conscious, mentally liberated yet depressed or I resign myself to an extended period of intellectual mediocrity, willed ignorance and contentment. My therapist has been in the profession for some thirty years altogether, and she tells me that I am the only young person she has ever come across who struggles with such intense mental turmoil at such a young age. She insists that this is a case (so she tells me) of me being so intelligent at such a young age that my brain has insufficient means, due to my neurobiology being underdeveloped for the type of thoughts and cognitive functioning I experience, that I am simply burdened by a kind of genius that it is almost impossible to bear without quote "burning out". Needless to say she is very concerned (she treats me a little like a son, though I can't deny the fact that I've noticed a certain look in her eyes at times which suggests she is also attracted to me in an erotic sense) and has suggested that I take a break and either defer my studies for a year or become a voluntary patient at a mental health facility. But still, my native inclination is to avoid any triviality in life or any "easy going" form of philosophy which endorses physical pleasure over the riches of an organized and disciplined mental life. And this inclination is so powerful and my instincts to stubborn on this issue that I am afraid that it is unavoidable that I continue to be a genius and to suffer only as a genius is able to do, and I am consequently afraid that some form of breakdown is inevitable at this point.
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>>37090243
Thanks for the copypasta, I'm gonna keep this one bud.
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Nice blog post.
Oregano!
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>>37090243
>take life less seriously
LMAO LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS PILE OF WORK! Lmao what the fuck does this even mean? Wow!
>fast forward a few days
Boss: Did you fill out those papers like i told you?
You: LMAO WTF LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS PICTURE!
>You become a retarded tumblrfag or stay sad. Pick one