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>>37094579
In mouth, toward the back. If you shoot from the side you'll pull away reflexively, and if you shoot for the front you can glance off.

You really want to hit the cerebellum and spinal cord.

>>37094579
Here's an in-depth guide on how to shoot yourself. In addition, I've heard that shooting at the roof of your mouth works best.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms

>>37094632
even if buckshot doesnt complely destroy it wouldbt you probably go unconscious instantly and die from loss of blood?

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28yo

they've all aged horribly and look like ultra normies, bald, fat, etc

meanwhile I've been an on/off NEET my entire adult life and I'm /fit/ looking like a 22yo

>>37094439
They will wither and die too, maybe just in less misery. And let's not forget that they have children, which we once were, so happiness in their old age is by no means guaranteed if they have to deal with sons like us.

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>>37094526
This. NEETS can easily develop and maintain superior bodies.

>>37094384
If she's single at that age she probably has a kid. I hate kids, I don't want one, and I don't want to be her meal ticket.

>why not get with a woman in her late 20s or early 30s
>why not get with a woman
>get with a woman
Do you know what board you are on?

Early to mid-twenties is the ideal age for a woman. She is her most fertile at that time and most physically capable.

Robot role play time

>>37094309

I have a friend that was probably molested as a kid

he's definitely not what could be called a normie, but he's at least a cyborg and he does better at life than me

>>37094343
>probably molested

What makes you say that?

>>37094204
This is my fetish tbqh

i remember seeing this girl's name once...too bad i've forgotten it. She's not quite bad, or maybe this cuck thing is just my fetish

>>37094204
It's weird how this use to be my fetish, now I fucking hate this, considering it may happen to me if I ever try to get a gf or I will never be the one fucking the girl during the call

>>37094094
How soon can you get the fuck off this board?

they're all fat and ugly

>>37094094

TINDER BOOST

TOP KEK

>>37093834
because you're addicted

>>37093860
Not addicted to anything my dude

>>37093834
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Oh my god get the fuck out nobody cares and you stoner faggots are so annoying. Weed isn't even that good. You people are just about as annoying as juggalos. Please, fuck off and never come back.

>>37093794
have you tried heroin? Talking about literal heroin, not a streaming website

>>37093817
you cant get quality heroin (or any drugs really) in my area

>>37093794
if your a girl, you might as well post your tits since youre gonna die anyway

japan is superior

>>37093742
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>Implying she is giving it all up

Have you ever watch a j-drama. Yeah she wont officially be princess anymore, it isn't like she's poor now.

>Easily mindfucked by 4chan at an early age into thinking he was a useless manlet
>Thinks he got out of the matrix

You've fucked your mind permanently .

>>37093694
How can you think you're a full four inches shorter than you actually are?

>>37093833
he has brain damage.

How do so many of you get jobs? I may be socially retarded, but I'm hygenic, presentable, and competent and yet I can't get a fucking job.
How the fuck do so many people do it?

try freecodecamp (google it). apparently people are decent enough to get jobs eventually after it. but you have to be self-motivated. if not, a proper coding bootcamp might get you there. or university level education.

>>37093887
Spend some time actually job-hunting. Due to highly tuned anxiety I am the most employable person on paper ever, and it still takes like 3 weeks for me to get my first job offer during the job-hunting stage.

How's your resume?

Paper applications >>> online, unless the online is directly on employer's web page (not indeed or monster, etc. unless it redirects you to those from there)

Play to your strengths, find jobs you have visible experience for. If no experience, start looking in places where you don't need it (fast food, pizza if car, landscaping, construction)

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>>37093662
what

please cont

how can you be this delusional jfc

Don't insane people not realize they're insane and believe everyone but them are insane? So is someone who thinks they're insane just sane and kind of attentionwhorey

And when did you start coming here?

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I find pictures like this really comfy, for some reason.

>>37093705
That is nice. Have any more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDfr8p0mPJU

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>>37093806
Forgot my image origaneoo

Your parents having sex

"Skidding" or the fetish from that anon who made the thread a while ago

>>37093498
Close-up pictures of spiders.

>>37093241
Because we can relate to each other here, and we don't have to face them.

It's pretty obvious.

theres no pressure to reply

I can ignore whatever I want here. 99% of the shit people say is something I don't give a shit about.